"Aquarius: Time to be the Eccentric Starship Captain of Your Destiny - Just Don't Get Stuck in a Wormhole!"
The next Aquarius will start in 299 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 8 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 307 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus moves to Aquarius in 255 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hello, my Aquarian astronauts! So, Pluto's in your sign, huh? Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Pluto not even a planet anymore?" Well, to that I say: "So is my ex, but they still have a gravitational pull!" 😅
It's time to embrace the mysteries of the cosmos. Like figuring out how to use your microwave without reading the manual, or understanding why cats like boxes. The world is full of enigmas, and so are you, dear Aquarius.
Pluto is the planet of transformation, like when Bruce Wayne becomes Batman... or when you realize you're out of coffee and transform into a grizzly bear before 9am. Embrace these changes, the good, the bad, and the decaffeinated.
Now, about that Waning Gibbous moon. It's 16.6 days old today. Not old enough to drive, but definitely old enough to make you feel sentimental about that one time you accidentally ate a whole pizza by yourself. It's a great time for reflection, contemplation, and perhaps a bit of remorse over said pizza. 🍕
But remember, just because the moon is waning doesn't mean your luck is too. Quite the opposite. Like that half-eaten tub of ice cream in your freezer, there's still plenty of goodness left. You might just have to dig a bit deeper to find it.
So buck up, space cowboy. The universe is vast, mysterious, and probably filled with more pizza. Get out there and show 'em what you're made of (mostly water, according to science).
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SignToday Is Posting: 27.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-27-03-2024)