ChipWitch Today for 18 June, 2024

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Management and Program Analyst Mallory Carbon

“I feel that my larger purpose at NASA, which I've felt since I came on as an intern, is to leave NASA a better place than I found it." — Mallory Carb...

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ChipWitch Today for 17 June, 2024

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Hubble Captures a Cosmic Fossil

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image features the globular cluster NGC 2005. It’s not an unusual globular cluster in and of itself, but it is a ...

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ChipWitch Today for 14 June, 2024

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Sea Ice Swirls

Floating fragments of sea ice spun into intricate patterns as ocean currents carried them south along Greenland’s east coast in spring 2024. The MODIS...

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ChipWitch Today for 13 June, 2024

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A Solitary Sight

The waning gibbous Moon is pictured above Earth from the International Space Station as it soared into an orbital nighttime 260 miles above the Atlant...

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ChipWitch Today for 12 June, 2024

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Celebrating Pride at NASA’s Ames Research Center

The Intersex Progress Pride flag flies beneath the American flag on the center pole with the California state and NASA flag at either side. The Inters...

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ChipWitch Today for 11 June, 2024

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“Earthrise” by NASA Astronaut Bill Anders

The rising Earth is about five degrees above the lunar horizon in this telephoto view taken from the Apollo 8 spacecraft near 110 degrees east longitu...

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ChipWitch Today for 10 June, 2024

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What Are You Looking At?

A Florida redbelly turtle casts a suspicious look as he is being photographed on the grounds of NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The redbelly t...

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ChipWitch Today for 7 June, 2024

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Artemis II Astronauts Participate in Moon Tree Dedication Ceremony

The Artemis II crew, NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, and Christina Koch, and Canadian Space Agency (CSA) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, pose fo...

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ChipWitch Today for 6 June, 2024

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Starliner to the Stars

A United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket with Boeing’s CST-100 Starliner spacecraft aboard launches from Space Launch Complex 41 at Cape Canaveral Spac...

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ChipWitch Today for 5 June, 2024

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Crews Unpack NASA’s Europa Clipper Spacecraft

Technicians inside the Payload Hazardous Servicing Facility at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida prepare to rotate the agency’s largest planetary...

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ChipWitch Today for 4 June, 2024

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Hurricane Season Begins

An external high-definition camera on the International Space Station captured this image of Hurricane Idalia at 11:35 a.m. Eastern Time on Aug. 29, 2...

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ChipWitch Today for 31 May, 2024

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Webb Spots a Starburst

Featured in this new image from the NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope is the dwarf galaxy NGC 4449. This galaxy, also known as Caldwell 21, resi...

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ChipWitch Today for 30 May, 2024

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Deputy Program Manager Vir Thanvi

"I say that to my team, whenever I have an opportunity. I share with my team that they are enabling science and exploration for dozens of missions bei...

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ChipWitch Today for 29 May, 2024

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Apollo 10 Ends Successfully

Astronaut Eugene A. Cernan, lunar module pilot, egresses the Apollo 10 spacecraft during recovery operations in the South Pacific. U.S. Navy underwate...

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ChipWitch Today for 28 May, 2024

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Helen Ling, Changemaker

Helen Ling was a supervisor for the computing group at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in the 1960s. She was influential in the inclusion of women in...

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ChipWitch Today for 24 May, 2024

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A Moonlit Moonwalk

NASA astronaut Kate Rubins places a sample marker in the soil before collecting a sample during a nighttime simulated moonwalk in the San Francisco Vo...

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ChipWitch Today for 23 May, 2024

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Modeling the Hawaiian Shoreline

Present-day Island of Hawai'i coastal flood risk, with higher risk indicated in dark blue, was modeled to help the County of Hawai'i in their shorelin...

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ChipWitch Today for 22 May, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 21 May, 2024

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Readying Apollo 10 for Launch

Nighttime, ground-level view of the Apollo 10 space vehicle on Pad B, Launch Complex 39, Kennedy Space Center. This photograph of the 363-feet tall Ap...

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ChipWitch Today for 20 May, 2024

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Hubble Views the Dawn of a Sun-like Star

This NASA Hubble Space Telescope image captures a triple-star star system. Image Credit: NASA, ESA, G. Duchene (Universite de Grenoble I); Image Proce...

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ChipWitch Today for 17 May, 2024

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Space Physics and Space Weather Scientist Dr. Yihua (Eva) Zheng

"For the girls or women in science — or in any profession or job — opportunities are more abundant than they were previously. Sometimes you need to ta...

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ChipWitch Today for 16 May, 2024

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Good Night, Moon

An illuminated waning gibbous moon contrasts the deep black of space as the International Space Station soared 270 miles over the Southern Ocean.

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ChipWitch Today for 15 May, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 14 May, 2024

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Aurora over Utah

The aurora turns the sky near Malad City, Utah, red, purple, and green in this 8-second exposure taken on May 11, 2024.

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ChipWitch Today for 13 May, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 12 May, 2024

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That's Refreshing

An American Flamingo takes a sip of water in the Indian River at Haulover Canal on Merritt Island on Thursday, Jan. 11, 2024. The American Flamingos a...

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ChipWitch Today for 10 May, 2024

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Spitzer Space Telescope Captures Galactic Snack

This image of the Andromeda galaxy uses data from NASA’s retired Spitzer Space Telescope. Multiple wavelengths are shown, revealing stars (in blue and...

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ChipWitch Today for 9 May, 2024

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Sulaiman Mountain Haze

An astronaut aboard the International Space Station took this oblique photograph of the Sulaiman Mountains in central Pakistan. The range resulted fro...

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ChipWitch Today for 8 May, 2024

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Jupiter’s Great Red Spot

This image of Jupiter’s iconic Great Red Spot and surrounding turbulent zones was captured by NASA’s Juno spacecraft. The color-enhanced image is a co...

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ChipWitch Today for 7 May, 2024

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Astronaut Suni Williams Prepares for Crew Flight Test

During a mission dress rehearsal, NASA’s Boeing Crew Flight Test astronaut Suni Williams flashes a thumbs up in her Boeing spacesuit inside the crew s...

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ChipWitch Today for 6 May, 2024

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A Moonlit Trio

The Moon, left, Jupiter, right, and Saturn, above and to the left of Jupiter, are seen after sunset with the Washington Monument, Thurs. Dec. 17, 2020...

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ChipWitch Today for 3 May, 2024

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Galaxy Evolution Explorer Searches for Light

NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer was launched on April 28, 2003. Its mission was to study the shape, brightness, size and distance of galaxies across ...

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ChipWitch Today for 2 May, 2024

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By Their Powers Combined

In a historic first, all six radio frequency antennas at the Madrid Deep Space Communication Complex – part of NASA's Deep Space Network (DSN) – carri...

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ChipWitch Today for 1 May, 2024

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International Space Station Program Manager Dana Weigel

"What you eventually realize is that your success as a leader is not really yours, it’s the team’s. You’re not successful without the team, so it’s yo...

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ChipWitch Today for 30 April, 2024

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The Horse’s Mane

Rising from turbulent waves of dust and gas is the Horsehead Nebula, otherwise known as Barnard 33, which resides roughly 1,300 light-years away. The ...

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ChipWitch Today for 29 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 28 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 27 April, 2024

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Hubble Spots a Magnificent Barred Galaxy

The magnificent central bar of NGC 2217 (also known as AM 0619-271) shines bright in the constellation of Canis Major (The Greater Dog), in this image...

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ChipWitch Today for 26 April, 2024

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Navigating the Moon with Art

Artists used paintbrushes and airbrushes to recreate the lunar surface on each of the four models comprising the LOLA simulator. Project LOLA or Lunar...

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ChipWitch Today for 25 April, 2024

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Tracking Spring Flooding

Rivers swelled in southern Russia and northern Kazakhstan in April 2024 following heavy rain and rapid snowmelt. This image shows Orenburg on April 13...

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ChipWitch Today for 24 April, 2024

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Hubble Spots the Little Dumbbell Nebula

In celebration of the 34th anniversary of the launch of NASA’s legendary Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers took a snapshot of the Little Dumbbell Ne...

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ChipWitch Today for 23 April, 2024

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Our Beautiful Water World

Behold one of the more detailed images of Earth. This Blue Marble Earth montage—created from photographs taken by the Visible/Infrared Imager Radiomet...

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ChipWitch Today for 22 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 21 April, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 20 April, 2024

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Looking Beyond the Veil

This image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope’s NIRCam (Near-Infrared Camera) of star-forming region NGC 604 shows how stellar winds from bright, ...

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ChipWitch Today for 19 April, 2024

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Water Touches Everything

The ocean holds about 97 percent of Earth's water and covers 70 percent of our planet's surface. According to the United Nations, the ocean may be hom...

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ChipWitch Today for 18 April, 2024

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Sometimes Getting the Perfect Picture Really Is Rocket Science

NASA Engineer Cindy Fuentes Rosal waves goodbye to a Black Brant IX sounding rocket launching from NASA’s Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia during t...

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ChipWitch Today for 17 April, 2024

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NASA’s VIPER Gets Its Head and Neck

A team of engineers lifts the mast into place atop of NASA’s VIPER robotic Moon rover in a clean room at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston.

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ChipWitch Today for 16 April, 2024

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Seeing the Solar Eclipse from 223,000 Miles Away

This spectacular image showing the Moon’s shadow on Earth’s surface was acquired during a 20-second period starting at 2:59 p.m. EDT (18:59:19 UTC) on...

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ChipWitch Today for 15 April, 2024

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The First Space Shuttle

The new era in space flight began on April 12, 1981. That is when the first Space Shuttle mission (STS-1) was launched. The Marshall Space Flight Cent...

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ChipWitch Today for 12 April, 2024

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Seeing Totality

A total solar eclipse is seen in Dallas, Texas on Monday, April 8, 2024. A total solar eclipse swept across a narrow portion of the North American con...

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ChipWitch Today for 9 April, 2024

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Libra Report

"Librans, Prepare for Gravitational Imbalance: Venus Swings Her Cosmic Hula Hoop Your Way!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're Bursting with Potential, Much Like a Xenomorph from an Unfortunate Crew Member's Chest!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars Enters Your Sign, Expect Sudden Urge to Conquer Galaxies and Binge-Watch Stargate!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare for the Celestial Hokey Pokey: You Put Your Right Claw In, You Take Your Right Claw Out!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Engage: A Dual-Personality Trek Through the Stars! Resistance is Futile."

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Taurus Report

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, TAURUS! Stellar Bull Charge Ahead with Galactic Gusto This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2024

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Astronauts Protect Their Eyes with Eclipse Glasses

NASA astronauts Stephen Bowen, left, Frank Rubio, Warren Hoburg, and UAE (United Arab Emirates) astronaut Sultan Alneyadi, right, pose for a photo wea...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Alert: The Force of Neptune is Stronger than Ever. Beep Boop, Brace for Emotional Tsunami!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Shower - Remember, It's Not Alien Slobber, Just Starlight Love!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Phaser Set To Stunning: Your Galactic Love Life is About to Warp Speed Ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Bow! Unexpected Celestial Shenanigans Ahead - Spoilers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Scales Tip the Justice: Judge Dredd Puts Balance to Trial in Cosmic Court This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just doing a cosmic cha-cha slide. Prepare for a week of celestial salsa!"

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Leo Report

"Bounty of the Stars: Leo's Galactic Forecast - Now with 100% More Wookie Charm and Less Sarlacc Pitfall!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, prepare for a cosmic crab-walk! The stars whisper 'sideways is the new forward' and your moon's in retrograde. Hold onto your shells!"

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Gemini Report

"Double The Fun, Double The Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride Into The Twilight Zone of Retrogrades!"

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Taurus Report

"Star-crossed Tauruses, boldly go where no bull has gone before: Unexpected romance and a Spock-like logic upgrade in your weekly horoscope!"

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The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Moon Ditches Aquarius to Skinny-dip in Pisces: Galactic Shifts and What They Mean for Your Netflix Queue!"

Aries Report

"Aries, You're About to Burst into Cosmic Flames Brighter Than a Supernova in a Firefly Marathon! Hold Onto Your Space Boots!"

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ChipWitch Today for 5 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2024

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Exobiology Deputy Branch Chief Melissa Kirven-Brooks

“… I've just seen such tremendous things happen since I've been part of the Astrobiology Program, and that's why I'm pretty confident we're going to f...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves: Neptune's Got a Tsunami of Whimsy and Quantum Fluctuations Heading Your Way!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Cosmic Crumbs - Aquarius, Your Planetary Playlist is on Shuffle this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Great Scott, Capricorn! It's Time to Flux Capacitor Your Future: Will You Stay in 1955 or Jump to 2022?"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Heads Up! Your Archery Skills Won't Help In The Orbit Of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself! The Universe Sends Mixed Signals: Mercury in Retrograde or WiFi Glitch?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Organize Your Socks by Color and Conquer Quantum Physics - All in a Day’s Work!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare To Roar: Your Lion's Main Attraction Might Be a Black Hole This Week - But Don't Worry, It's Just a Hairball!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Star Gazers, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Your Moon is in Retrograde and Mars is Acting Like a Jealous Sibling!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Buckle up for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload in your Quadrants of Communication!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Incoming Comet of Chaos Might Just Rearrange Your Living Room Furniture!"

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Venus is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Venus Ditches Pisces for Aries: A Stellar Break-Up to Ignite Your Fiery Passions!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Strap on Your Rocket Boots! You're About to Moonwalk Across the Milky Way of Life's Challenges - With a Side Order of Quantum Physics!"

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ChipWitch Today for 4 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2024

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Carving a Path

What looks like highways going through a metropolitan area are actually a series of glaciers carving their way through the Karakoram mountain range no...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic soup! The universe is offering you an extra serving of stardust this month, hold onto your fins!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quasar Quirks or Nebula Nuisances? Either Way, Hold onto Your Warp Cores, Aquarians, It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride Through the Space-Time Continuum!"

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Capricorn Report

"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn! Planetary Alignments Dictate a Week of Unavoidable Social Interaction!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life's About to Encounter a Quantum Singularity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Stinging Tail You Must Not! Love and Light for Thee, the Stars Foretell, Hmmmm."

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance or Bust! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Tug-of-War, So Grab Your Space Popcorn!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde! Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos, Misplaced Reading Glasses, and Quantum Physics Debates!"

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Leo Report

"Resistance is Futile, Leo: Prepare to be Assimilated by Jupiter's Good Vibes this Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Buckle Up! Your Star is on Lightspeed to Loveville - Don't Forget to Pack Your Heart's GPS!"

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Gemini Report

"Quantum Flux Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Duality Dilemma as Your Twin Stars Go Warp Speed!"

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Taurus Report

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus! Prepare to Be Assimilated by Saturn's Retrograde Humor Beam!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Breaking News: The Moon is Relocating from Capricorn to Aquarius - No Wall Can Stop It!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Your Stars Are Cooking Up a Supernova of Success - Just Remember Not to Burn Your Cosmic Cookies!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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A Home for Astronauts around the Moon

The primary structure of the Gateway space station's HALO (Habitation and Logistics Outpost) module is one step closer to launch following welding com...

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Pisces Report

"Resistance is Futile, Pisces! Lunar Alignments Plan a Full-On Borg Invasion of Good Vibes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Shenanigans: Aquarius, Prepare to Unravel the Quantum Twists of Your Love Life!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell Ready for a Cosmic Cuppa...and Maybe a Bit of Karmic Housecleaning!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Realign Your Cosmic Arrows; The Universe Hasn't Been This Confused Since the Big Bang!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rumble: Mars Enters Retrograde and Your Love Life Could Use a Goa'uld Shield!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance the cosmic scales as Mercury retrogrades into your sign: It's like a celestial seesaw with a dash of quantum physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury's Doing the Macarena in Your House of Chaos!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip and Quantum Hairballs Forecasted for Your Astrological Playground!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Claws at the Ready, Crabs! Galactic Bake-Off Approaching with Mercury Buttering Your Bread on Both Sides!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for Twin-Peak Shenanigans: Mercury Retrogrades, Your Doppelganger Takes the Wheel!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull-Market Ahead! Taurus, Grab Your Galactic Overalls - It's Time to Plow the Cosmic Fields of Fortune!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Kerfuffle: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Misplaced Its Spectacles!"

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ChipWitch Today for 2 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 2 April, 2024

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Safety First!

Safety is important, no matter where you're viewing the eclipse. NASA astronauts aboard the International Space Station show off their eclipse glasses...

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Pisces Report

"Engage, Pisces! Warp Speed Ahead Towards a Nebula of Nostalgia, But Don't Forget to Set Your Phasers to Fun!"

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Aquarius Report

"Planetary Puzzles and Galactic Giggles: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Quantum Quirks!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Cosmic Goat-cha! Planets Align to Stir Your Inner Nerd – It's Time to Break out the Pocket Protectors!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's Having a Midlife Crisis, So Expect Cosmic Mood Swings!"

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Scorpio Report

"Cheer Up, Scorpio, It's Not Like Your Planetary Alignment Is Worse Than Being Stuck On A Vogon Spaceship!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Your Phasers for Balance! Cosmic Scales Tip in Favor of Love and...Tribbles?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Organize Your Socks, Double-Check Your Spreadsheets, and Channel That Inner Cosmic Nerd Energy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Remember - You've Got The Mane of a Lion, Not Chewbacca: Time for a Cosmic Haircut!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabwalk Through Time: Cancerians Brace for a Cosmic Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Adventure!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare Your Lightsabers: Galactic Twists and Hyperdrive Mood Swings Ahead!"

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