"Mercury Retrograde Has Left the Chat: Aries, Prepare for Smooth Sailing and Less Tech Troubles!"
The next Aries will start in 69 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 5 days, at Tuesday, 16 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 59 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 85 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 111 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The New moon is currently 29.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey, Aries! As the stars pirouette in their celestial ballet, they've left us some cosmic Post-It notes. Let's see what the Universe has scribbled down for you!
With the New Moon being 29.3 days old (which, in moon years, is just about ready to start wearing pants with an elastic waistband), it’s a time of reflection and introspection for you. You're like a cosmic Jedi right now, Aries, aligning your midi-chlorians or whatever other Star Wars jargon gets you excited.
The next Full Moon is slated to make its grand entrance on January 25th, 2024, at 17:54:43 (and yes, those 43 seconds do matter — ask any quantum physicist or anyone who's ever been late for a bus). This is your moment to shine, kind of like that one scene in any superhero movie where they finally master their powers. Just remember, with great power, comes great responsibility. Or was that Spiderman? Anyway...
Jupiter's in retrograde, but don't let that get you down. Jupiter's always in retrograde. It's like that one friend who can't decide on a Netflix show to binge-watch. Don't worry, though, it's not going to mess up your Wi-Fi signal or anything.
Your love life is looking like a sci-fi trilogy - full of drama, unexpected twists, and hopefully not too many plot holes. Just remember, dear Aries, communication is key. And don't try to communicate telepathically, it hasn't been invented yet... or has it?
In the work department, Mars is offering you some fiery energy, perfect for tackling that project you've been procrastinating on. But remember, you're an Aries, not a workaholic robot from the future. Make sure to balance work and play, and don't forget to oil your joints!
To sum up, Aries, the Universe is basically telling you to channel your inner superhero, communicate like a human (not a Vulcan), and remember to enjoy the ride.
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.01.2024 07:03:00 (ari-11-01-2024)