By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 14 March 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Run: Mars is No Longer in Retrograde, So Tie Those Shoelaces Tight!"

The next Aries will start in 6 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 25 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 22 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 48 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello, Aries! Your ruling planet Mars is having a cosmic party with Mercury in your sign, and you're the guest of honor! You've got words to sling and ideas to bring, but remember - in Star Trek terms, you're more of a Captain Kirk than a Spock right now. You're feeling bolder than a Ferengi trying to sell self-sealing stem bolts at double the price! With Mercury in your sign, your communication skills are sharper than a Klingon Bat'leth. So, whether you're negotiating intergalactic treaties or just trying to convince your cat not to knock over your favorite plant...again...you've got this! The Waxing Crescent moon, 4.4 days old (not that the moon is counting or anything, she's not sensitive about her age), is giving you an energy boost that could rival a warp core. Use this power surge wisely. And by wisely, I mean don't challenge any Klingons to a wrestling match. In the immortal words of our beloved Benjamin Sisko: "I can live with it." Channel this mantra when life throws you curveballs faster than a Romulan Warbird. After all, what's life without a little starship turbulence? Stay strong and keep on warping, Aries! #StarTrekAstrology #AriesHoroscope #MercuryInAries #WaxingCrescentMoon #BoldlyGo

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 07:02:23 (ari-14-03-2024)

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