"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Mars Has Gone Retrograde and It's Throwing a Galactic Tantrum Bigger Than Rimmer's Ego!"
The next Aries will start in 219 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 19 days, at Saturday, 02 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 209 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 235 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 261 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Oh, hello there, fiery Aries! You, my friend, are in for a cosmic treat this week!
As we navigate through the swirling vortex of space-time—much like the TARDIS but without the charmingly wonky navigation system—our dear old moon has embarked on its journey from full to waning crescent. That means it's currently 27.6 days old, which is about as old as a loaf of sourdough bread left out on the kitchen counter. Except the moon doesn't get moldy or attract ants. At least, not that I’ve noticed. #MoonDough
This shrinking lunar phase might make you feel like you're running out of time, akin to when the Doctor realizes he's only got a few minutes to save the universe...again. But remember, Aries, you're from the same stardust as Time Lords and you've got your own brand of heroism to wield. Use this period to reflect, recharge, and maybe re-calibrate your internal sonic screwdriver.
The next full moon is scheduled to make its grand appearance at precisely 1:37:05, on 31 Aug 2023. And by 'scheduled', I mean it’s going to show up whether you're ready or not, just like those pesky Daleks. So prepare for some emotional revelations that may hit you harder than a reality check from a Sycorax leader.
Let's not forget, you’re an Aries, the celestial equivalent of a charging Cyberman—determined, impulsive, and almost impossible to slow down when you've got your sights set on something. So use these upcoming lunar energies to your advantage, just like the Doctor uses his wit against his adversaries.
Remember to keep your hearts (all two of them) open to new experiences, stay away from Weeping Angels (they're bad news), and always carry a banana. Bananas are good.
Have a fantastic week, Aries, and remember: in the immortal words of the Doctor himself, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one." #AriesInTheTardis #DoctorWhoAstrology
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 07:02:58 (ari-14-08-2023)