By The Chip Witch on Monday, 24 July 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aries! Mars Aligns with Spock's Eyebrows, Channel Your Inner Klingon for Cosmic Conquests!"

The next Aries will start in 240 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 12 days, at Saturday, 05 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 230 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 256 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 282 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Aries! Alright, listen up, Chewie tells me you're feeling a bit like you've been stuck on the Millennium Falcon with no hyperdrive. You know, the ol' "I'm stuck in my life's trash compactor" feeling. No worries, Solo's got your back. The First Quarter moon is about 5.9 days old (or young if you’re an optimist like me), and it’s just revving up, much like that old piece of junk I call my ship. This moon phase is all about moving forward, setting goals, and taking action - just like when I decided to shoot first at Greedo. This week, the stars are telling me you need to stop stalling your hyperdrive. You've got more power than a fully charged blaster, so what are you waiting for? Now's the time to get out of the cantina and leap into hyperspace. It might feel risky, but remember, I’ve made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Don't worry if you have to go solo, you're an Aries, remember? Independent, fiery, and gets things done faster than a Wookiee can rip off an arm. And hey, if you hit an asteroid field along the way, just remember what your old pal Han always says: "Never tell me the odds!" So, buckle up, kid. It's time to make like a Skywalker and soar through the galaxy. May the Force (and the 5.9-day old First Quarter Moon) be with you! #AriesAction #FirstQuarterFury #SoloSavvy

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2023 07:02:01 (ari-24-07-2023)

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