By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 27 July 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and it's About to Salsa Through Your Life!"

The next Aries will start in 237 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 9 days, at Saturday, 05 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 227 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 253 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 279 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey Aries, listen up! This week, you're riding the wave of an 8.7 day old First Quarter moon - or as I like to call it, the 'Puberty Moon'. It's all awkward and not quite full, kind of like you when you try to flirt. This moon phase is all about taking action, just like you ram-headed folks love to do. But remember, rushing headlong into things is how you ended up with that novelty toaster you never use. #ImpulseBuy #NoMoreToast The cosmos is giving you a green light to start new projects - maybe even finish that half-assembled IKEA bookshelf? Or you know, invent a new type of rocket fuel. Either way, as long as you're not texting your ex at 2AM, we're good. #NoDrunkTexts Love is looking up for you, my fiery friends. But don't get too excited, it's not like Channing Tatum is going to fall from the sky. However, you will find someone who shares your love for Star Trek reruns and cheese puffs. #NerdyLove Remember, Aries, it's okay to slow down. Not everything is a race...unless you're playing Mario Kart, then by all means, leave them in your dust. #BlueShellVictory Make sure to take some time for self-care. And no, binge-watching Battlestar Galactica while eating ice cream is not what I mean. Get out, get some sun. Remember what that looks like? #VitaminDDeficiency In conclusion, Aries, embrace the energy of the Puberty Moon, but don't let it push you into bad decisions. Stay open to nerd love and remember: the universe has your back. Unless you're playing Monopoly. Then all bets are off. #AstrologyHumor Keep reaching for the stars, Aries. Just not literally, you're not an astronaut...yet. #AriesInSpace

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2023 07:02:49 (ari-27-07-2023)

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