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5 April, 2023
24 hr Summary... Solar activity barely reached low levels, with only a couple of low-level C-class flares observed. Region 3270 (S23W32, Dsi/beta-gamma) produced a C1.7 flare at 04/0249 UTC, while beginning to exhibit signs of simplification. A C2.1 flare was also observed at 04/0308 UTC from an area of enhanced plage located near the SE limb. Region 3271 (S17W18, Axx/alpha) developed during the period and was numbered, but remained inactive. The remaining numbered spotted regions were stable and quiet. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of a negative polarity CH HSS regime. Total magnetic field strength averaged near 5 nT while the Bz component was between +/-5 nT. Solar wind speeds averaged near 500 km/s. Phi angle remained oriented in the negative sector, with a few brief excursions into a positive orientation.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 04 degrees, 19' 44", at a velocity of 12.53 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. It is 395980.13 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr, 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 15 Ari 12' 11", and is 149626159km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 04 Lib 19' 44", and is 394485km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, Earthlings! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer here, with a cosmic update that's sure to have you floating on cloud nine. Our lovely Luna has sauntered into the realm of Libra, and she's exactly 394,654.265086228 kilometers away. That's right - I'm talking about that same distance as 9,866,356.62715 trips to the local organic grocery store! Far out, man! As the Moon balances itself in the sign of harmony and equilibrium, it's high time we all start channeling our inner cosmic hippies. It's like the universe is giving us permission to chillax, take a deep breath, and let go of that negative energy that's been bogging us down since Mercury's last retrograde. During this lunar phase, find your inner Zen master and embrace the cosmic scales of justice. Picture yourself as a groovy tightrope walker, balancing between the realms of logic and emotion. And remember, the power of the Moon in Libra lies in its ability to make us see both sides of every situation. It's like having Spock and Yoda combined into one celestial superpower! This is the perfect time to engage in some intergalactic diplomacy. If you've been having a disagreement with someone, now's the time to extend the olive branch (or peace pipe!), and find a solution that benefits everyone involved. After all, a balanced world is a happy world. So, my fellow space cadets, as we ride the cosmic waves during this Moon in Libra, don't forget to harness that universal harmony and use it to your advantage. Remember, the Starship Enterprise wouldn't have made it through all those adventures without a balanced crew, and neither will you. Stay groovy, keep it nerdy, and may the force be with you!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 02 Tau 32' 48", moving at 1.56 degrees per day, and is 156658438km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! It's your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd here, ready to beam some interstellar wisdom straight into your noggin. Guess what? Mercury is in Taurus, my groovy peeps! In case you've been too busy binge-watching Battlestar Galactica, let me break it down for you. Our speedy little friend, Mercury, is currently 156,828,778.965000719 km away (give or take a few angstroms) and is rocking that prograde life. What does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, it's time to put on your lab coats and embrace your inner Number Six because things are about to get logical up in here! While Mercury is chillin' with Taurus, our minds are shifting from daydreams and wild imaginings to solid, practical thoughts. It's like trading in your psychedelic VW van for a sensible, fuel-efficient Prius. Sure, it's not as groovy, but it gets the job done! Now, don't go thinking this cosmic combo is a total bummer. With Mercury in Taurus, we'll be channeling our inner Cylons, turning those far-out ideas into actionable plans. It's all about laying down the groundwork for a brighter tomorrow, man. So, whether you're plotting to overthrow the robotic overlords or just trying to figure out how to grow an organic vegetable garden in your backyard, now's the time to buckle down and think it through. The universe has gifted us with some serious stability vibes, so let's put them to good use. To sum it up: Embrace your inner Number Six, make peace with your practical side, and get ready to build an outta sight future. Mercury in Taurus is here to help us boldly go where no hippie-nerd has gone before! Peace, love, and science, my friends!Venus is in Taurus
Venus is prograde at 23 Tau 02' 10", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 174119763km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Taurus
Venus In Taurus: A Nerdtastic Love Extravaganza
Gather 'round, space cowboys and cowgirls, because Venus is in Taurus, and it's about to get nerdilicious up in here! With our galactic neighbor only a measly 174,160,301.220823228km away, it's like we're celestial BFFs. And when Venus goes all prograde on us, you know things are about to get real... earthy.
As our cosmic love guru enters the realm of the Bull, we can't help but appreciate the beauty of this 'verse. We're not talkin' just about Firefly-class ships and retro sci-fi aesthetics, but the profound beauty of the connections we share with each other. So, grab your favorite nerdy companion, and let's dive into the world of sensuous delights and stable relationships - Wash style!
When Venus drops anchor in Taurus, dating becomes a delightful concoction of geeky references and sensual indulgences. Forget about rushing through the latest comic convention; slow down, breathe in that atmosphere, and share some quality time with your sweetheart. Whether you're binging on a classic sci-fi series, enjoying a bottle of intergalactic wine, or indulging in some top-tier takeout, let your senses be your guide.
Now, Taurus craves stability like Jayne Cobb craves grenades, so don't expect any wild, torrid affairs during this cosmic dance. Nope, we're talking commitment - the kind that makes even Malcolm Reynolds a little nervous. If you've been eyeing someone like a shiny new toy, now's the time to make your move and level up your relationship game.
But beware, my nerdy compadres, for Taurus is as stubborn as a mule wearing a browncoat. When Venus is in Taurus, relationships can get stuck like Serenity in a tractor beam. If you're navigating the rocky terrain of love, remember that compromise is the key to breaking free. For all you single folk, don't let your inner stubbornness keep you from letting someone new into your life. Sometimes, stepping out of your comfort zone is just what the Alliance ordered.
So, there you have it - Venus in Taurus, the nerdtastic love extravaganza of the stars. As Wash would say, "I am a leaf on
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 05 Can 20' 42", moving at 0.51 degrees per day, and is 223729881km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
When Mars Met Cancer: A Galactic Rom-Com
Greetings, Earthlings, and welcome to another episode of "As the Galaxy Turns." Today, we're exploring the cosmic matchmaking of Mars in Cancer. Picture this: Mars, our fiery, red-hot bachelor, takes a voyage into the tender embrace of sensitive Cancer. What could possibly go wrong? Or, perhaps, what could go oh-so-right?
As Mars embarks on its 223,675,104.136893034km trek (give or take a few meters), it undergoes a stellar transformation, melding its go-getter zest with Cancer's cozy nesting instincts. Think of it as a celestial potluck, where Mars brings the flame-grilled barbecue, and Cancer contributes the warm, home-baked apple pie. Together, they create a cosmic feast that honors both progress and tradition.
Now, some may argue that Mars loses its oomph during its sojourn in Cancer's watery realm. But fear not, stargazers! With a dash of resourcefulness, you can channel this energy into something remarkably productive. Why not tackle that DIY home renovation project you've been putting off? Mars in Cancer is the perfect muse for transforming your living space into a geeky haven of nerdy delights.
Beware, though! When Mars and Cancer team up, your inner mama bear (or papa bear) may awaken with a vengeance. You'll find yourself fiercely defending your loved ones and championing domestic causes like a passionate warrior-poet. Just remember to keep your phasers set to "stun" rather than "disintegrate."
Alas, there is a potential dark side to this cosmic coupling. Mars in Cancer may cause us to be more cautious and emotionally driven in our pursuits. Instead of boldly going where no one has gone before, we might find ourselves hesitating, waiting for that emotional connection before taking action. And when we act, it may be more out of impulse than well-thought-out strategy.
So, dear Earthlings, as you embark on this Mars in Cancer voyage, remember to embrace the delightful blend of fire and water, progress and preservation. May your warp drives be ever-ready, and your force fields strong. Live long and prosper!
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 20 Ari 08' 45", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 889830556km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Jupiter in Aries: Cosmic Disco Inferno!
Get ready for an interstellar mind explosion, my groovy cosmic voyagers! The almighty Jupiter has entered the fiery realm of Aries, and it's bringing a psychedelic supernova of inspiration and intuition right into our noggins. So, strap on your thinking caps (preferably with tinfoil antennae) and prepare for liftoff!
As Jupiter boogies on down to the funky beat of Aries, it's time to break free from the space-time shackles of our past and embrace the cosmic possibilities of tomorrow. Aries is like that cool kid at the intergalactic roller disco who's always busting out the freshest moves and never afraid to explore the unknown. During this transit, we're all invited to join the celestial conga line towards self-improvement and boundless potential.
Now listen up, my star children: Jupiter in Aries ain't about meticulously planning your next move like some sort of cosmic chess match. Nope, it's more like a high-speed game of asteroid dodgeball! We're encouraged to harness the power of our spontaneous combustion and let our intuition guide us through the asteroid belt of life. Trust me, the more time you spend analyzing every little detail, the more likely you'll end up with a case of space-induced FOMO.
But hold up! While Jupiter tends to be our cosmic professor of wisdom, Jupiter in Aries has a totally different teaching style. It's less Dumbledore and more Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus. Instead of sitting in a stuffy lecture hall, we're encouraged to dive headfirst into the black hole of experiential learning. Sure, you might get a little bruised along the way, but hey, that's just the universe's way of giving you a high five!
However, my fellow stargazers, we must be cautious not to get too lost in our own personal space odysseys. During Jupiter in Aries, opinions can heat up faster than a supernova, and we might find ourselves itching for some celestial fisticuffs. Remember, while it's important to explore the far reaches of our own minds, we shouldn't completely disregard the wisdom of our fellow cosmic voyagers. After all, sharing is caring (and let's face it, Jupiter would totally dig that).
So, as we embark on this
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 09' 34", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1575433722km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, Earthlings! Saturn in Pisces Has Landed!
Rejoice, my fellow cosmic adventurers, for Saturn has parked its celestial RV in Pisces Land! At a whopping 1,575,484,824.214844465km away (give or take a few light years), Saturn is currently doing the moonwalk - I mean, prograde - and it's time to tune into our inner nerdy hippies.
As Saturn splashes around in Pisces' mystical waters, we're all getting an invitation to dive deep into our wildest dreams. Ever wanted to write a sci-fi trilogy about eco-friendly robots? Or open a vegan bakery on Mars? Well, now's your chance to grab that dream by its metaphorical space tail and plan your way to intergalactic success!
But beware, stargazers, for Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and zero-gravity dance parties. This cosmic combo might poke and prod at our most cherished daydreams, acting like that annoying older sibling who always asks, "But have you really thought this through?" Sometimes, it might feel like Saturn has invaded our personal space bubble, but don't go building a forcefield just yet! Embrace Saturn's tough love and use it to refine those dreams into something truly out of this world.
With both Saturn and Pisces stirring up our subconscious, some of us might experience a bit of cosmic insomnia. If you find yourself tossing and turning, why not try some interstellar relaxation techniques? Meditate among the stars, take a moonlit stroll through the forest, or practice deep-space breathing exercises. And remember, there's no shame in hitting the cosmic snooze button - just keep a dream journal on hand to catch any celestial wisdom that comes your way.
So buckle up, fellow space cadets, and let's make the most of this Saturn in Pisces journey. By embracing the lessons of these cosmic companions, we'll find our path illuminated by the light of a thousand stars. And who knows? We might just end up writing that eco-friendly robot trilogy after all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 00' 42", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3066542814km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: A Tale of Planetary Shenanigans
Gather round, space cadets, as we embark on a groovy cosmic journey with our far-out friend Uranus, who's currently crashing the Taurus party. You see, Taurus is like that super chill dude who loves his routines and avoids sudden changes like they're asteroids hurtling towards Earth. But here comes Uranus, the interstellar prankster, flipping switches and messing with Taurus' vibe at a whopping distance of 3,066,506,143.635314941km away! And guess what? It's all prograde, baby!
Now, we all know that Taurus is the Wall Street wizard of the zodiac, so when Uranus saunters into town, expect some celestial fireworks in the world of moolah. Over the next seven years, we might see banks going bonkers, housing markets dancing the twist, and stock markets doing the moonwalk. It's gonna be wilder than that time Pluto got demoted to a dwarf planet!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a mad scientist zapping our brains to change the way we view our cash and possessions. You may feel like you're trapped in an episode of "The Twilight Zone" where debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages have turned into alien invaders trying to control your life. But fear not, my fellow stargazers! Embrace the weirdness and let Uranus work its quirky magic.
So, how do we navigate this cosmic rollercoaster? Just remember, resistance is futile, but adaptation is groovalicious. Let go of your materialistic chains and allow Uranus to guide you towards a more enlightened path. And hey, you might even find yourself on a higher plane of financial stability when this wild ride is over!
Stay cosmic, my friends, and may the far-out force of Uranus lead you to intergalactic enlightenment!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 52' 27", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4615413378km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Galactic Hug-Fest
Greetings, space cadets! As Neptune cha-cha-chas through Pisces, we're all being invited to a far-out cosmic party where differences dissolve like sugar in a hot cup of celestial tea. At a mere 4,615,432,465.467434883km away, Neptune is doing the planetary hokey pokey in prograde, so it's time to get our spiritual groove on.
During this stellar soirée, we're all encouraged to bridge the gap between the head and the heart, blending logic with intuition. Think of it as a Vulcan mind-meld with your inner hippie – peace, love, and science united! This galactic alignment is the ultimate icebreaker for us earthlings to find common ground in our quest for universal harmony.
As we ride this Neptunian wave of unity, why not dive into the cosmic pool of inspiration? Explore new spiritual paths, learn to read the stars (very meta, I know), or build a shrine to your favorite sci-fi hero. Whatever floats your interstellar boat, my fellow space travelers!
But don't just keep these far-out findings to yourself – share them with the world! Start a blog, host a workshop, or simply engage in cosmic conversations with friends. Let's spread the good vibes and make sure the universe knows we're down for some extraterrestrial enlightenment.
So, buckle up and embrace the energy of Neptune in Pisces, as we embark on a journey towards a more connected, groovy, and harmonious existence. May the stars be ever in your favor, and remember: live long and prosper!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 11' 46", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5233761102km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Have I got some interstellar news for you! Our favorite little celestial underdog, Pluto, is currently doing the cha-cha in Aquarius. Yeah, you heard me right, Pluto is shaking things up like a mad scientist at a chemistry party, and we're all invited! Now, let's get our nerd on for a moment: Pluto is a whopping 5,233,808,594.340911865km away, and it's currently going prograde. For those of you not fluent in space lingo, that means it's moving forward in its orbit like a good little dwarf planet. So, what's the big deal with this far-out dance, you ask? Well, hold on to your telescopes, because things are about to get wild! You see, Pluto is the planet of transformation (like a cosmic caterpillar becoming a butterfly), while Aquarius is the sign of progress (think cutting-edge tech and revolutionary ideas). Put the two together, and you've got a recipe for some serious change, my friends! During this planetary mash-up, expect to see global-scale advancements in science, technology, and... wait for it... space travel! That's right, we might finally get those hoverboards we've been dreaming of since the 80s! But wait, there's more! This dynamic duo is also about to bring some much-needed love and understanding to the world. We're talking civil rights, humanitarianism, and governments acting like they're at a peace-and-love retreat. As for our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is giving us a cosmic nudge to transform our view of ourselves and our place in the universe. Instead of asking, "What's in it for me?" we'll be pondering, "What can I do for others and the future of humanity?" It's like a spiritual upgrade, folks! So, will you answer the call of Pluto in Aquarius? Are you ready to embrace this far-out energy and become a cosmic superhero for humanity? Remember, with great (astrological) power comes great responsibility. Let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before! Peace, love, and stardust to you all!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 15 Ari 12' 11" |
| Moon | 04 Lib 19' 44" |
| Mercury | 02 Tau 32' 48" |
| Venus | 23 Tau 02' 10" |
| Mars | 05 Can 20' 42" |
| Jupiter | 20 Ari 08' 45" |
| Saturn | 03 Pis 09' 34" |
| Uranus | 17 Tau 00' 42" |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 52' 27" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 11' 46" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Jupiter
You should be feeling very well and alive today. This aspect gives generosity, vitality, and a desire to express and expand. Now is the time to broaden your horizons. You really like people today and have warm-hearted feelings about them. And they feel the same towards you. Consider new ideas and seek to widen your experiences. Guard against pride, over-optimism, self-indulgence and trying to take on too much.