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11 November, 2023
Solar activity was low. Minor development was observed in Region 3483 (N10W38, Dai/beta), and new Regions 3484 (S14W34, Bxo/beta) and 3485 (S19W25, Bxo/beta) were numbered. The remaining regions were either stable or in decay. An eruption near Region 3484 was observed in SUVI 193 imagery at around 10/1900 UTC, and the associated CME, visible off the SW in LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 10/2000 UTC, is being analyzed for an Earth-directed component. A filament located near N40W12 began to lift-off at around 10/2200 UTC, as seen in SUVI 304 imagery, but no coronagraph data for this time period is yet available.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters reflected continued negative polarity CH HSS influences throughout the period. Total field strength values ranged between 1-3 nT, Bz varied +/-3 nT, and solar wind speeds at ACE (ACE data used after 10/0700 UTC) indicated a decrease from around 650 km/s to between 550-600 km/s. Solar wind data from DSCOVR appeared anomalous, and wind speed measurements prior to 10/0700 UTC are believed to be non-physical.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 25% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 23 degrees, 34' 02", at a velocity of 12.47 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.5 days old. It is 397308.8 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 18 Sco 35' 19", and is 148133555km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 23 Lib 34' 02", and is 394801km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Well, butter my biscuits, the Moon is in Libra today! This celestial body is currently chilling at a casual distance of 395,005.609008175 km away. Yeah, I know, it hasn't exactly popped over for a cuppa, but it's still pretty close on a cosmic scale. Now, Libra is all about balance, right? So while the Moon is hanging out there, you might find yourself juggling tasks like a caffeinated octopus on roller skates. Might be a good day to start that Tai Chi class you've been thinking about. Or maybe just try not to spill your coffee... again. But hold onto your horoscopes, folks! Because in the next 24 hours, our lunar friend is going to pull a Terminator-style "Hasta la vista, baby!" to Libra and moonwalk its way into sultry Scorpio. If you thought balancing tasks was tricky, just wait until your emotions start doing the salsa. So, whether you're battling Skynet or just trying to remember where you left your car keys, remember: "Come with me if you want to live"... a balanced life, that is. And don't forget to laugh at the chaos. Sarah Connor may not have cracked many jokes, but even she'd find the humor in a moonlit salsa dance. Keep those telescopes pointed skywards, star gazers!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 01 Sag 30' 16", moving at 1.51 degrees per day, and is 205184874km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Mercury In Sagittarius: The Intergalactic Predatorial Tour
Alright, stargazers, put on your space suits. Mercury, our planetary neighborhood's speed demon, has parked itself in the garage of Sagittarius. It's like pairing a meticulous accountant with an adventurous Indiana Jones - one loves the fine print, the other is more interested in hidden treasures and broad horizons!
Sagittarius, the galactic party dude, sprinkles a dash of excitement wherever he goes, turning Mercury’s transit into an interstellar fiesta. Picture Mercury in Sagittarius as a debate club meeting in a roller disco - expect eloquent speeches, passionate arguments, and maybe a few uncoordinated moves.
But remember, my cosmic compadres, while Mercury is in Sagittarius, it's like having a loose tongue combined with a low gravity situation. Words might float out of our mouths without a safety tether, drifting into the vast expanse of conversations without any fact-checking or sensitivity buffers. So, activate your internal autocorrect and be careful not to launch any conversational satellites you might regret later.
As Sagittarius is represented by the Archer, we're in for an exploration bonanza! It's like getting a free pass to the universe’s greatest theme park, and guess what? There are no height restrictions! This is a prime time to plan that trip to Mars, enroll in Quantum Mechanics 101, or finally apply for that job as a UFO tour guide.
So buckle up, celestial navigators. With Mercury in Sagittarius, we're set for a journey filled with mind-expanding experiences and maybe a few extraterrestrial encounters. Just remember - in space, no one can hear you laugh at bad astrological puns!
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 03 Lib 08' 23", moving at 1.1 degrees per day, and is 124369724km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Alright, Star Gazers, gather around and lend me your ears...or eyes, in this case. Venus, the goddess of love, has turned her cosmic RV into Libra's driveway, and it's time to roll out the welcome mat, or, you know, the cosmic red carpet! This celestial combo has more chemistry than a high school science lab! With Venus cozying up in Libra, the universe has turned into one giant rom-com, with all the charm and none of the cringe. It's like our relationships are getting a sweet Spring cleaning, except it's not frustrating and there's no actual cleaning, so really, it's nothing like that. During this transit, we're so polite and charming, we could give Mr. Darcy a run for his money. But beware, my friends, while we're busy being diplomatic wizards, we might sweep some issues under the cosmic rug. And trust me, that rug doesn't match the drapes. Venus in Libra is a bit like a celestial mirror. It reflects any imbalance in your relationships like a neon sign at a roadside diner. If one of you is putting in more sweat, tears, and takeout orders into the relationship, it's going to light up like a Christmas tree. But fear not! This planetary pair also gives us the grace, charm, and, let's face it, the pure stubbornness to fix things. And remember, Venus in Libra isn't just about love. It's also about indulging in a bit of beauty and style. Ever wanted to dress like a Hogwarts professor on a casual Friday? Now's your chance! Or perhaps redecorate your home to resemble the Shire? Go for it! So, to sum it up: Venus in Libra equals love, balance, and a strong urge to drink tea and talk about feelings. Embrace the charm, strive for harmony, and remember, it's not about being 50/50 in relationships, it's about giving 100%. And if that fails, just remember to keep calm and carry a wand.Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 20 Sco 42' 18", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 379293915km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Good day, celestial citizens! As your interstellar guide and resident star nerd, I bring you news from the cosmos: Mars is in Scorpio! Now, don't panic, it's not an interplanetary invasion - it's just our red neighbor vacationing in the sign of the Scorpion. So, what does this mean for you? Well, buckle up because we're about to take a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Mars in Scorpio is like putting a rocket booster under your ambitions. Compromise? Negotiation? Not today, Saturn! This is a time when you're as stubborn as a mule hitched to a space shuttle. You're the captain of your spaceship, so remember: don't let any alien try to take your control panel. Your drive to make a change could reach lunar orbit levels. And guess what? Mars in Scorpio isn't scared of the dark side of the moon. In fact, it thrives there! So, get ready to do some self-exploration that makes Star Trek's five-year mission look like a weekend getaway. But be careful, because Mars in Scorpio can also turn you into a cosmic Hulk, expressing yourself with the force of a supernova. If you're not careful, you could leave a black hole where your relationships used to be. So, choose wisely which walls to blast with your photon torpedoes. Use your energy constructively, maybe build a model of the Andromeda Galaxy or learn Klingon. Mars in Scorpio is a bit like a spiritual boot camp, helping you develop your personal power level to over 9000! As long as you rise above the dark side - power struggles, revenge, bitterness, and an inability to forgive, even if they ate the last slice of your favorite moon pie - you have the chance to master these parts of yourself with courage, discipline, and willpower. So, go forth my little stargazers, harness the power of Mars in Scorpio, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... for ice cream.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 09 Tau 25' 21", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 597801273km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Humorous Horoscope: Jupiter in Taurus - The Wiseguy's Big Payday
Alright folks, gather round the cosmic water cooler! Jupiter, the space guru, is crashing at Taurus’ pad, and it’s about to get real. So pack your bags – we’re off on a celestial road trip, and things are about to get interesting!
Picture this: Jupiter, the big brain of the cosmos, meets Taurus, the world’s most stubborn couch potato. It's like Einstein and your grumpy grandpa teaming up for a science project. The universe whispers, "The answers are within you", but sometimes those answers are wedged between Netflix binges and that half-eaten bag of chips. This transit is our wake-up call to dust off our innate wisdom and put it to work.
Jupiter in Taurus is like having a motivational speaker in your corner, with a bullhorn, cheering you on towards your dreams. It’s time to do more than just doodling your goals on napkins, my friends. Put on your trusty thinking cap, roll up your sleeves, and start checking off that to-do list. Jupiter is handing out growth hormones, and Taurus is ready to dig in and do the heavy lifting. Trust me, the process will be as satisfying as watching paint dry, but with better results.
Now, let's talk about money honey, because when Jupiter and Taurus hang out, it's like hitting the cosmic jackpot. Jupiter is the lucky charm of the galaxy, and Taurus is all about that cheddar. We’re talking Scrooge McDuck diving into his money bin kind of prosperity. So, dust off those financial spreadsheets, and let’s hunt for some growth opportunities.
But, here's the catch. Taurus is known for its love of life's finer things, and Jupiter can make everything seem like a buffet. It’s like going grocery shopping when you’re starving - even the canned spinach starts looking tasty. So, remember to put on your common-sense goggles and resist the urge to fill your cart with everything you see. You don’t want to wake up from this transit with a cosmic food coma and a maxed-out credit card!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 33' 20", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1420991965km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn Takes a Dip in the Pisces Pool
Heads up, stargazers! Saturn, our favorite celestial taskmaster, is currently taking a plunge into the cosmic fishbowl of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Wait, isn't Saturn that stern planet that's always asking for our homework?" And you'd be right! But before you start panicking and pulling out your hair, let me tell you, everything's going to be just fine. In fact, it's going to be more than fine, it's going to be...well, let's call it interesting.
You see, when Saturn, ol' Taskmaster General, takes a dip in the dreamy waters of Pisces, it's like the universe is giving us a nudge (or, more accurately, a robust shove) to turn our daydreams into reality. Think of it as a celestial life coach who's charging us nothing but a little attention. So, grab a notepad and brace yourself for some guidance that will make Tony Robbins blush.
Now, it's not all sunshine and rainbows, no siree! When the King of Rules is swimming in the zodiac's final sign, we might feel a bit like a teenager with a parent snooping around our room. No amount of "Keep Out" signs can keep Saturn from metaphorically barging in to tidy things up. But hey, sometimes we need that push, even if it feels a tad intrusive. So, fling open the door and lend an ear to his wisdom – it's bound to be more useful than you'd expect.
With all this Saturnian energy kicking around in Pisces, ruler of sleep and dreams, we might find ourselves struggling with restlessness or insomnia. If you find yourself counting sheep or staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night, take a leaf out of this nerdy astrologer's book: meditate, take a stroll in nature, and practice deep breathing. Heck, you might even want to hit the hay a bit earlier than usual. But remember, keep a dream journal by your side - you never know what profound wisdom might reveal itself in your nocturnal musings.
So, as Saturn takes his dive into Pisces, let's welcome the lessons he brings with open hearts and minds. After all, when the universe gives you a free life coach, it's only polite to
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 09' 53", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787346523km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Galactic Bull Ride
Brace yourselves, earthlings! Uranus, the cosmic rebel, is crashing into Taurus, the celestial equivalent of a comfy La-Z-Boy. Imagine inviting a punk rock band to play at your grandma's knitting club. That's the level of mismatch we are dealing with here. And, in case you're wondering, Uranus is approximately 2,787,349,723.13km away, not that it makes this cosmic clash any less dramatic.
Taurus, bless its hooves, loves stability and routine. It’s like that friend who insists on ordering the same thing every time you go out for dinner. But guess what? Uranus ordered spicy cosmic gumbo and there's no return policy. So buckle up, buttercups. You're in for a wild ride!
Now, Taurus also has a thing for money. It's like Scrooge McDuck but without the swimming pool of gold. So, with Uranus in the mix, expect some serious changes in the financial world. New forms of currency may pop up. Banks might start looking like scenes from a sci-fi movie, and the stock market... well, let's just say it's going to be more rollercoaster than carousel.
On a personal note, this is a great time to revisit your relationship with money. Are you shackled to your debt like a sci-fi horror alien to a spaceship? Do you see your credit card bill and think it's written in an alien language? Well, Uranus is here to kick down the doors, free you from financial prison and probably rearrange your furniture while it's at it.
Resistance, as they say in Star Trek, is futile. Changes are coming, whether you like it or not. But hey, there's a silver lining! The changes are here to help you find a better place, like a GPS with a sense of humour. And who knows? By the end of this cosmic bull ride, you might just find yourself in a much more stable, and dare I say, enjoyable financial situation. So grab your space helmet and get ready for the ride.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 03' 55", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4384117714km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, aliens from outer space, I present to you today's astrological weather forecast. Now, hold onto your hats, because Neptune has just moonwalked its way into Pisces. Yes, that's right. Neptune is in retrograde, which means it's going backwards, like a politician who promises one thing and does another! Now Neptune, the celestial version of a deep-sea diver, is currently splashing around in the sign of Pisces, roughly 4,384,062,432.071401596 kilometers away (give or take a kilometer). That's a trip even Amazon Prime can't deliver! But what does this mean for you? Well, my friends, it's like this: Neptune in Pisces is like having your very own spiritual GPS. It helps you navigate through the foggy waters of emotion and spirit, giving you a kind of clarity that even the best pair of hipster glasses can't provide. Suddenly, you see pettiness for what it is - as insignificant as a single tweet in the vast Twitterverse. With Neptune in Pisces, we're reminded that we're all part of a cosmic jigsaw puzzle. Your piece may be a tiny speck of dust, but without it, the picture is incomplete. You got gifts, talents, and dreams that are as unique as a snowflake in a snowstorm, and it's time to bring them to the table. This transit is the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie. Roll out your yoga mat, light some incense, and tune into the cosmic Spotify. Connect with the sacred, whether that's the Dalai Lama, the Mother Earth, or the latest episode of Star Trek. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a supernatural nudge, an ethereal elbow in your side saying, "Hey, you've got something special. Share it with the world." And remember, this cosmic cheerleader will be there to support you every step of the way. So, dust off your dreams, polish your ideas, and get ready to contribute to our collective progress. Because Neptune in Pisces is the celestial equivalent of a motivational speaker, urging us to come together for the greater good. And let's face it, in a world where cat videos can go viral overnight, anything is possible!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 07' 40", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5269132016km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
"Houston, we have Pluto in Capricorn!" Now I know what you're thinking: "What does that even mean?" Well, don your space helmets and let me take you on an interstellar journey of astrological proportions. You see, my fellow cosmic voyagers, Pluto being in Capricorn is like having your favorite science fiction character in a fantasy novel. It's weird. It's awesome. It's... well, it's downright Plutonic! Now, Pluto is currently 5269076207.505028725km away, give or take a few kilometers for cosmic traffic. So, if you're thinking of popping over for a quick cup of tea, you might want to reconsider. Unless you've got a spaceship that can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, that is. Pluto and Capricorn are shaking hands across the vast expanse of space - both are known for their goal-oriented nature. Like a diligent AI tirelessly solving complex algorithms, they share an intense focus. The sort of focus that makes you forget to eat, sleep, or remember where you left your glasses. (Hint: They’re on your head!) During this cosmic transit, we might find our empathy towards others' viewpoints taking a backseat. It's like when the Wi-Fi drops out in the middle of your favorite episode. Frustrating, right? That's Pluto and Capricorn for you. They're too busy getting results to worry about buffering. But fear not! Our friend Pluto isn't just about power and control; it's also the planet of transformation. Think of it as your personal celestial cleanup crew, helping to jettison those pesky, no-good habits that are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Of course, this kind of transformation often involves a bit of destruction. But hey, what's a little chaos among friends, right? Just remember to be intentional with your destruction. You don't want to accidentally obliterate your chances of finally mastering that sourdough recipe. So, keep your wits about you, my star-trekking companions. Embrace the power, navigate the chaos, and remember: In space, no one can hear you laugh at bad astrology jokes.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.