The Sun

The Sun is in Capricorn

The Sun is at 15 Cap 24' 14", and is 147104639km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon is at 09 Sco 09' 31", and is 391943km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Greetings, space voyagers! Now, don't go scurrying for your lightsabers just yet. I promise this isn't a hologram from Obi-Wan Kenobi, though the Force is strong with this one. Our beloved Moon, the celestial diva, has currently slipped into her dark and mysterious Scorpio attire. And boy, oh boy, is she looking as brooding as Darth Vader on a bad helmet day! She's approximately 392,229.107909788km away, give or take a few parsecs. That's like doing the Kessel Run twice, plus a quick stop at Tatooine for some blue milk. With the Moon in Scorpio, expect emotions running deeper than the Sarlacc pit. It's a time to embrace your inner Jedi, focusing on transformation and rebirth, just like our dear friend Anakin (minus the whole Sith lord situation, if you please). Remember, we're all a little like Luke Skywalker, standing on Tatooine, staring at the twin suns and dreaming of adventure. So whether you're dealing with Wookie-sized worries or feeling as optimistic as C-3PO, remember that the Moon in Scorpio invites you to gaze deeply into your personal galaxy, far, far away. May the Force (and the Moon in Scorpio) be with you!

Mercury

Mercury is in Sagittarius

Mercury is prograde at 23 Sag 21' 09", moving at 0.53 degrees per day, and is 132413131km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Sagittarius

Alright, stargazers, grab your pocket protectors and kale smoothies because things are about to get interesting - Mercury has just slipped into Sagittarius. Now, for those of you who aren't fluent in astrobabble, let me break it down for you. Mercury, the planet of communication and intellect, is thinking about trading in its usual suit and tie for a tie-dye shirt and Birkenstocks. It's the equivalent of your high school math teacher suddenly deciding to teach philosophy - unexpected, a bit thrilling, and definitely leaving us all wondering what the quiz is going to look like. Now, Sagittarius, the zodiac's resident adventurer, is about as subtle as a supernova. They're the ones always planning the next big trip or debating the meaning of life at the dinner table. So, with Mercury making an extended stopover in Sagittarius, expect a cosmic cocktail of passionate debates, grand ideas and a dash of foot-in-mouth disease. That's right folks, we've got a proverbial black hole where our filters used to be. Words will come flying out faster than light particles from a quasar, often without regard for accuracy or the feelings of others. So, during this transit, I suggest we all practice the ancient art of foot-removal-from-mouth. Or better yet, think before we speak! On the bright side, Sagittarius, represented by the Archer, is all about expanding horizons and exploring new frontiers. So, while Mercury is taking a gap year in Sagittarius, it's the perfect time to plan a journey to uncharted territories, whether physical or mental. Maybe take that online course you've been eyeing, or finally book that solo trip. But remember, fellow space cadets, in the wise words of Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." So, let's harness this Mercury in Sagittarius energy and set our sights on the stars. Happy exploring!

Venus

Venus is in Sagittarius

Venus is prograde at 09 Sag 01' 35", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 181700677km away and receding.

Venus Is In Sagittarius

Ahoy, intrepid stargazers! Gather 'round the cosmic campfire and lend an ear, for the celestial soap opera has a new twist in its grand plot - Venus, the Kardashian of the planetary realm, has sashayed into Sagittarius like a diva on a world tour. Venus in Sagittarius is like your quirky Aunt Edna after she's had a few too many glasses of Pinot Grigio at a family gathering. She's all about high spirits, new experiences, and doling out advice on love and life whether you asked for it or not. Remember when Gandalf said, "I am looking for someone to share in an adventure"? Well, that's you right now. Your heart has put on its hiking boots and is ready to traverse the emotional Andes. Love has packed a rucksack and is itching to go off the beaten path. Fair warning though, don't tether it down. Love under this transit is like a wild mustang – it needs open plains, not a stable. Sagittarius, the celestial Indiana Jones, loves a good quest. So if you're in a relationship, consider spicing things up with a trip to a place that neither of you can pronounce correctly. Singles, keep your eyes peeled at book clubs, online courses, or while trying to decipher the instructions of a flat-pack furniture. Love could be lurking around any corner! However, a word of caution: don't let the Sagittarian enthusiasm turn into an episode of 'Pimp My Reality'. Honesty is key during this transit. Sure, everything might look as sparkly as Edward Cullen in sunlight, but be careful not to get catfished by the universe. With Venus in Sagittarius, we're all a little more prone to shouting "YOLO" and throwing caution (and our credit cards) to the wind. Be mindful of your finances unless you want to star in your own personal episode of 'Broke and Fabulous'. But hey, investing in a new course or travel (once it's safe again, of course) might be just the kind of calculated risk you need right now. In short, with Venus in Sagittarius, we're all tasked with finding the silver lining in every cloud, the rainbow in every storm and, who knows, maybe even the pot of gold at the end of it. So put on your positivity goggles, and let the adventure begin!

Mars

Mars is in Capricorn

Mars is prograde at 01 Cap 13' 18", moving at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 360150441km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Capricorn

Hello there, fellow stargazers! Now, let's get down to brass tacks. We've got Mars all cozied up in Capricorn, and that’s like putting a rocket engine on the back of a tortoise. No, really, stick with me here. You see, Mars is our fiery, action-packed space buddy, always raring to go and start something new. Capricorn, on the other hand, is more of a slow and steady kinda sign, like our friend the tortoise. It's not about rushing into things; it's about making a plan, sticking to it and seeing it through to the end. So, when these two get together, we've got ourselves a tortoise with some serious horsepower! So, what does this mean for you? Well, my friends, it's time to quit daydreaming about becoming the next Elon Musk and start doing something about it! Mars in Capricorn isn't interested in your 3am ideas about inventing a revolutionary toaster; it wants you to get out there and build something real. This combo also gives us the chance to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves. It's time to take a long, hard look at our plans and ask ourselves, "Am I just chasing rainbows here, or is this a bona fide pot of gold?" If it's the former, maybe it's time to re-evaluate. If it's the latter... well, you better start digging! But remember, folks: while Mars and Capricorn may be all about the hustle, they're not exactly known for their soft sides. In other words, don't forget the little people on your way to the top. Sure, drive and ambition are great, but so is being kind. So, as you set forth on your mission to conquer the world, remember to keep a healthy dose of compassion in your utility belt. Now, go forth and conquer - but don't forget to stop and smell the roses along the way! After all, even a rocket-powered tortoise needs a break sometimes.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 38' 47", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 682129280km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: Time to Dust Off That Dormant Wisdom!

Alrighty my celestial voyagers, grab your telescopes and saddle up because Jupiter, our big ol' planet of wisdom and deep thoughts, has decided to bunk with Taurus, the zodiac’s most gloriously stubborn sign. You know what that means? It's like having a wise old professor move in with an obstinate teenager. The result? A gentle nudge reminding us that the wisdom we seek is not hiding in some far-off cosmic corner but right within us, probably munching on cosmic popcorn and waiting for our attention.

Imagine Jupiter in Taurus as your personal cheerleader, waving pom-poms and urging you to chase your dreams or that long-term goal you’ve shelved somewhere between "learn the ukulele" and "finally do the laundry." This celestial combo makes you want to draft practical to-do lists, roll up your sleeves and start ticking off those boxes until you achieve what you've set your sights on. With Jupiter's growth hormones and Taurus' bull-headed determination backing you, it's about time you trust the process and aim for nothing short of cosmic success.

Now, pay attention because this part is interesting. Jupiter, our friendly neighborhood fortune cookie, teamed up with Taurus, the zodiac's Wall Street tycoon, could spell good news for your bank balance. Yes, you heard it right! It's raining prosperity when Jupiter is in Taurus. So, dig into your financial archives and look for those opportunities for growth, because who doesn't like a little extra cheddar in their cosmic pizza?

Taurus, however, is a notorious hedonist, a sign that knows how to enjoy life's goodies and rarely says "no" to an extra serving of dessert. So, when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, comes knocking, we might be tempted to treat our needs as wants. You might need a new pair of shoes, but do you really need those limited edition, glow-in-the-dark, rocket-powered sneakers? Well, during this transit, it's crucial to keep a leash on your impulses.

So, in the spirit of Jupiter in Taurus, let's all reclaim our inner wisdom, chase our dreams, and maybe find a way to balance our cosmic checkbooks while we're at it. Happy stargazing!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 43' 28", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1550168919km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: A Nerdy, Hippie Astrologer's Guide Folks, buckle up because Saturn, the behemoth celestial taskmaster, is currently freestyling through Pisces, the zodiac's dreamer. This is like Spock doing a Vulcan mind meld with John Lennon, it’s logical whimsy at its finest! And it's happening about 1.55 billion kilometers away, which is just close enough for us to feel the vibes but far enough to avoid Saturn's notoriously bad breath (Gas giants, am I right?). Now, when Saturn is in Pisces, it's less of a "Netflix and chill" situation and more of a "TedTalk and soul-search". It’s the perfect time to pay attention to those daydreams about selling artisanal goat cheese or writing a romance novel about quantum physicists. You know, the ones that usually get buried beneath your daily to-do lists. Saturn, the cosmic life coach, is here to give us a swift kick in the astral rear to make sure our dreams don't just stay dreams. So, grab your notepad, summon your inner Elon Musk, and draft those business plans, budgets, and loan applications. Don't worry, you won't be alone in this. Saturn's got your back, even if his methods are a bit brusque. But here's the thing. Saturn in Pisces isn't exactly a leisurely stroll through a lavender field. It's more like a deep-sea dive into the Mariana Trench of your soul. Saturn might show up uninvited, like an interstellar vacuum cleaner, ready to suck up all your emotional dust bunnies. But remember, he's just trying to help, even if his style is more boot camp sergeant than gentle yoga instructor. And with all this introspection happening, you might experience a bit of restlessness. You might find yourself lying awake at night, thinking about whether your artisanal goat cheese business should also offer vegan options (the answer is yes, inclusivity is key). Take this as an invitation to cultivate inner calm. Meditate, hug a tree, breathe deeply, and remember to sleep. Heck, go wild and buy a dream journal! So, while Saturn is doing its cosmic cha-cha in Pisces, remember to take its lessons to heart. Embrace the process, even if it's a bit uncomfortable. After all, no one ever said the path to achieving your dreams was lined with

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 16' 45", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2849487026km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Interstellar Bulletin: Uranus in Taurus

Well, it's not every day you see a rogue planet like Uranus cozying up with our good ol' steadfast Taurus. It's like seeing Darth Vader at a tea party, – utterly unexpected! Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of a trusty old tractor, prefers life to be as stable as a well-balanced equation. Uranus, on the other hand, is all about shaking things up – think of it as the photon torpedo of the solar system.

Let's delve into the cosmic implications of this rather peculiar alliance. Taurus is a bit of a money-whiz (imagine Bill Gates in a bull costume). So, with Uranus making itself comfy in Taurus’s celestial living room for the next seven years, we're looking at some potentially revolutionary shifts in our financial universe. We're talking Star Trek-level advancements in currency, potential intergalactic banking reforms, and a stock market rollercoaster that could make the Kessel Run look like a Sunday drive. Brace yourselves, fellow stargazers!

On a more down-to-Earth level, Uranus in Taurus is going to encourage us to shake off the shackles of financial oppression. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – these are the Sith Lords of the monetary world! It's time to channel our inner Jedi and break free from their grip. Be prepared to reconsider your relationship with money and materialism. You know, the whole "Do or do not, there is no try" thing.

Trying to resist this cosmic change would be as futile as attempting a logical debate with a Wookiee. Embracing Uranus's liberating energy could lead us to a stability that's more solid than a carbonite freeze. So let's strap in, engage hyperdrive, and navigate this exciting period of interstellar change. May the financial Force be with you!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 09' 37", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4522285925km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Dip in the Celestial Sea

Alright, stargazers, grab your cosmic snorkels because Neptune has belly-flopped into Pisces and we're about to get deep! Imagine, if you will, Neptune, the god of the sea, doing a cannonball into the ocean of Pisces. The splash is 4,522,216,601.326449394km high – that's a lot of intergalactic water displacement!

Now, while Neptune is frolicking in Pisces' watery depths, he's also going prograde – and no, that's not a dance move from Dancing with the Stars. It's the planetary equivalent of getting your groove on, moving forward in alignment with the other celestial bodies. And when Neptune gets his groove on, we all feel it.

This astral alignment is like having a VIP pass to the universe's most exclusive spiritual rave. Under the influence of this celestial twosome, our emotional Wi-Fi suddenly gets a major upgrade. We're downloading profound insights faster than a nerd at a Star Trek convention. Petty squabbles seem as significant as a dust mote in the Andromeda galaxy, and unity shines brighter than a supernova in the night sky.

So, what's the cosmic takeaway from this celestial event? It's all about sharing and caring, my fellow space cadets. Each one of us has a unique gift, a special talent or idea that can help heal this crazy, mixed-up world of ours. Maybe you've been hiding your light under a bushel, or maybe you've just been waiting for the right time. Well, guess what? The stars have aligned – literally – and there's no better time than now to let your freak flag fly.

Whether you're drawn to the path of yoga, meditation, or creating a Pinterest-worthy altar in your living room, now is the time to tap into that spiritual energy. Neptune in Pisces reminds us that we're all in this cosmic journey together. So, let's make the most of it and share our unique gifts with the world. After all, as Carl Sagan once said, "We are all made of starstuff."

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 31' 22", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5367264658km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Adjust your telescope lenses and hold on to your lab goggles, because it's time for my nerdy humor to hijack your daily horoscope. So buckle up, or as the Daleks would say, "Secure yourself, or you will be exterminated!" Now, let's talk about Pluto. Yes, the icy dwarf planet that was downgraded from being a 'real' planet in 2006. Well, we're not bitter, are we? As they say, size isn't everything, and it turns out Pluto is packing some serious astrological firepower. So, where is our little cosmic underdog right now? Pluto is in Capricorn. And no, that doesn't mean it's having a mountain goat over for dinner. In astrological terms, it means that our ambitions, careers, and societal structures are about to get a cosmic kick up the backside. Just like the Daleks are hell-bent on conquering the universe, Pluto in Capricorn is all about success and power. Both Pluto and Capricorn share a strong sense of intention and focus that makes them as efficient as a well-oiled TARDIS. But, beware! This planetary alignment could turn you into a Dalek if you're not careful - intolerant of viewpoints other than your own. "Exterminate! Exterminate!" Not the most diplomatic way to deal with differing opinions, I'd say. But fear not! Every cloud has a silver lining, or in this case, every dwarf planet has an icy sheen. Pluto wants us to jettison our negative patterns like a spaceship ejecting its garbage into the void of space. And yes, it might involve some constructive destruction along the way. But remember, just like the regeneration of a Time Lord, sometimes, you need to destroy to create. So, as we navigate this cosmic journey, let's try to keep our inner Daleks in check. Remember, it's okay to be ambitious, but don't forget to respect others' ideas. And most importantly, don't let anyone tell you that you're not a 'real' planet. You are a star!

The Sun

Sun Trine Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.

Mercury

Mercury Square Neptune

Confusion is likely today in your relationships with other people. Take care and read all the fine print. Stay away from taking permanent legal actions as your thinking is colored by who knows what. You may be suckered into something you don't want to do or don't believe in, so watch your step. Misunderstandings in communicating with others is possible. Remember, they may not be hearing what you are trying to say. Nervous anxiety and tension may make you feel listless today. Don't let your imagination carry you away.You might have problems concentrating because your mind is often wandering. Your thinking is exceptionally imaginative, intuitive, and creative. Stretching the truth, whether done consciously or not (or a bit of both), is associated with this position. Bored with anything dull, routine, or lifeless, you often dramatize or connect higher meaning to ordinary events and situations. You are often vague in your communications, purposefully or not, as you resist being pinned down to any one opinion or stance. This is partly due to your ability to see so many different points of view and perspectives. Logical, detail-oriented work and studies are not designed for your way of thinking and learning. Creative presentations, ripe with images and imagery, are what grab your attention and interest. Your style of communication, or possibly thinking, is often self-defeating, and you should consciously avoid a tendency to give up on projects or plans before they even get off the ground. Planning ahead is not a preference, as you prefer to move along running on the fuel of inspiration and intuition.Your style of communication may be unusual, perhaps with many pauses or digressions. You may be deliberately vague or unintentionally so, depending on your nature. Some of you are great storytellers.Sample interpretation from the Merlin report — Your mind is highly imaginative and creative and you possess dramatic, artistic, or musical abilities. As a child, you enjoyed daydreaming, fantasizing, pretending, and probably lived in “your own little world” a good deal. You perceive things which are not obvious to other people and you have an uncanny ability to “read” people and situations without being told anything about them. However, you must learn to discriminate between a true psychic perception and your imagination. Learning to discipline and focus your mind is necessary if you wish to use all of your creative potential. Otherwise, you could be simply a dreamer.Communication with others is difficult for you because you often find words frustrating and inadequate to express your experiences and perceptions. Also, you may purposefully mystify or deceive others.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, Donald Trump, Jim Bakker, Mae West, Spencer Tracy, Tom Snyder, Rich Little, Jack London, Bob Dylan; Oppositions – Bono (U2), Marlene Dietrich, Richard Chamberlain, Florence Henderson, Charles De Gaulle, Christian Dior.

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.