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17 January, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels, with only low-level C-class flares observed. The conglomerate of Regions 3540 (S20W81, Ca0/beta), 3541 (S22W77, Cao/beta), and 3552 (S24W67, Cao/beta) continued to drift towards the western limb, with only Region 3541 mustering a C2.4/Sf flare at 16/0330 UTC. The only other region to produce a flare was Region 3549 (S21E10, Cso/beta), which spawned a C1.5/Sf flare at 16/0809 UTC. Regions 3556 (N16E62, Hsx/alpha), 3557 (S13E74, Hax/alpha), and 3558 (S10W65, Hsx/alpha) were all numbered during the period, but were inactive throughout the day. The remaining numbered regions continued to be stable or in gradual decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Persistent peak tracking errors on DSCOVRs faraday cup instrument continued to make accurate measurements of the solar wind parameters difficult. The return of ACE data confirmed the suspected background solar wind regime. Solar wind speeds averaged below 350 km/s, total magnetic field strength was between 3-7 nT, and the Bz had no significant southward deviations. Phi angle was variable throughout the period.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aries, at 15 degrees, 04' 27", at a velocity of 14.01 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.4 days old. It is 366325.25 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 26 Cap 36' 56", and is 147166735km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 15 Ari 04' 27", and is 371124km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Hey, cosmic comrades! 🚀🌌 Hold onto your spectacles because our dear ol' Moon has entered the zippy zone of Aries. If I may quote my robot friend, Wall-E, "Waaalll-eeeee," which, when translated from robot to human, means "Fasten your seatbelts, folks!" We're talking about a moon that's 370,912.773527925 kilometers away, give or take a nanometer (you know, just a casual distance). Yes, you heard right! Our lunar friend is closer than your nearest intergalactic Starbucks, and it's in Aries! Or as I like to call it, the "Daredevil Disco" of the zodiac. This means energy levels are about to shoot up faster than a proton in a particle accelerator. It's like guzzling down five cosmic espressos with extra stardust sprinkles. Whew! So if you've been feeling more sluggish than a sloth on sedatives, get ready for a shift. But remember, Aries is as subtle as a supernova, so channel this lunar power wisely. Don't go picking fights with your neighbor because they borrowed your lawnmower and returned it with less fuel. Instead, use this energy to finally start that DIY spaceship project you've been putting off. And I must remind you, dear earthlings, just like Wall-E, we must clean up after our own messes. In the cosmos, every action has a reaction. So before you go launching yourself into this new energetic phase, make sure your metaphorical space helmet is on straight. So buckle up, space cadets! With the Moon in Aries, it's time to boldly go where no one has gone before... or at least, since the last time the Moon was in Aries. 🌑♈️🚀 Till next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground. Or floating around in zero gravity. Whichever you prefer.Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 03 Cap 35' 43", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 164092243km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Mercury in Capricorn: A Cosmic Business Meeting
Okay folks, buckle up! Mercury has just clocked in at the vast cosmic office of Capricorn, which means it's time to get down to business. And by "business," I mean, laser-focused, goal-oriented, and no-nonsense kind of business. You see, Capricorn is basically the CEO of the zodiac, and trust me, it does not believe in casual Fridays.
While our little buddy Mercury is hanging out with the Cap, it's as if we've all downed a double espresso shot of clarity and ambition. It's like our minds have become a super-efficient filing system, sorting out the important memos from the junk mail. The result? Crystal clear communication, less misinterpretation, and a whole lot less time wasted on "Reply All" email threads.
Mercury in Capricorn is like playing with cosmic Lego blocks - the random thoughts whizzing around in our heads suddenly start snapping together to form a solid structure. And once we've got that blueprint, it's time to roll up our sleeves and turn those daydreams into reality. Capricorn doesn't play around when it comes to achieving goals!
But here's where things can get a little tricky. You know how in every office there's always that one person who gets a bit too bossy during meetings? Yeah, that can be us during this transit. The Capricorn influence can make us a tad too assertive, turning friendly brainstorming sessions into a competitive episode of "My Idea is Better Than Yours." So remember, folks, while it's all about climbing the corporate ladder of success, let's not forget to keep our communication cordial.
So, ready to channel your inner cosmic CEO? With Mercury in Capricorn, it's time to punch in, power up, and make those dreams a reality. Just remember to wear your space suit, it's a long commute to Mercury!
Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 22 Sag 29' 50", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 191511086km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
Venus in Sagittarius: Captain Kirk Style
"Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of Venus, in Sagittarius. Its mission? To boldly go where no planet has gone before!" But, wait a minute -- Venus isn't a Starfleet ship, it's our neighboring planet, currently in prograde and snugly settled in Sagittarius. So, what does this mean for you? Grab your tricorders and let's find out.
Firstly, let me tell you, life is about to get as exciting as a Vulcan nerve pinch! Venus, in the adventurous sign of Sagittarius, is kickstarting a love revolution. Imagine a Red Alert on the Enterprise, but instead of a Klingon attack, it's a wave of affection, novelty, and spontaneity.
With Venus taking a vacation in Sagittarius, we're all itching for something exotic -- like finding a Tribble cute or considering a Gorn cuddly. Our routine relationships seem as thrilling as a Romulan without his ale. Love needs to warp-speed ahead, or it risks being beamed out.
Here's some advice from your friendly neighborhood astrologer Captain: during this transit, keep love as light as an anti-gravity lift and as open as the hailing frequencies. Already hitched? Stir things up with a trip to Risa or a Holodeck adventure. Single? You might just find love in the most unexpected quadrant. Maybe at a Starfleet Academy reunion or that Klingon language course you signed up for on a whim.
The Prime Directive during Venus' stay in Sagittarius? Trust and honesty. Beware of Ferengi traders bearing gifts, or in other words, things that seem too good to be true. With Venus cranking up the glamour, even a Morn could look like a Captain Kirk. But once the stardust settles, you might realize it's just another Tribble trouble.
While Venus is in Sagittarius, we all channel our inner Quark - wanting excitement, pleasure, and not thinking twice about emptying our latinum stash. Watch out for that, or you might end up as broke as a Ferengi without his precious Rules of Acquisition. However, splurging on a new PADD full of knowledge or a trip to Bajor can yield some positive vibes.
So, fellow stargazers
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 09 Cap 27' 49", moving at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 354720089km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Ahoy there, stargazers and celestial enthusiasts! I come bearing cosmic news straight from the space-time continuum's conveyor belt. Mars, our fiery and passionate neighbor, has decided to take a vacation in the pragmatic, disciplined zip code of Capricorn. That's right, my friends, grab your scientific calculators because things are about to get real... literally. With Mars making itself at home in the Saturnian-ruled neighborhood of Capricorn, those flimsy daydreams and whimsical impulses are about to get a reality check of astronomical proportions. No more chasing after comets; it's time for some down-to-Earth, pragmatic decision-making. Think of it like this: Mars, the action movie star of the cosmos, teams up with Capricorn, the diligent director, to create a blockbuster of practicality. We're talking Spielberg meets Musk level of pragmatism here. And what's the upside of this interstellar collaboration? Well, it's all about efficiency, folks. It's not just about why we're doing what we're doing, but also how we're doing it. Picture it as a celestial self-audit. This transit is like having a cosmic life coach pushing you to set goals clearer than a Hubble Space Telescope image. Both Mars and Capricorn are no strangers to hard work; they thrive on it. Like a pair of cosmic gym buddies, they love a good challenge, flexing their celestial muscles against any obstacles. Hence, this is the perfect time to kickstart that project you've been procrastinating on, or perhaps finish the one you've left hanging like a rogue satellite. However, remember, dear earthlings, while Mars and Capricorn might have the emotional sensitivity of a meteorite, it's important for us to not lose sight of compassion. We don't want to be blindly ambitious space cadets stepping on others in our quest for success. It's about reaching for the stars, but not at the expense of the little people (or aliens) we might step on along the way. So, strap in and get ready for a cosmic journey of practicality and goal-setting. Remember, in the wise words of Carl Sagan, "Mars is there, waiting to be reached." Well, now it's in Capricorn, and it's waiting for you to reach your goals. Happy star-gazing, folks!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 05' 10", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 707752873km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit! The big cheese of the cosmos, Mr. Jupiter, has decided to take a scenic detour through Taurus-ville. Now, for folks unfamiliar with celestial chitchat, let me break it down for you in layman's lingo. Jupiter is like that wise old grandpappy who's always napping in his rocking chair, but when he wakes up, boy, does he drop some knowledge bombs! Meanwhile, Taurus is like that stubborn, yet patient mule who won't budge an inch unless there's a promise of good grub at the end of the road. Now, imagine these two characters coming together for a cosmic tête-à-tête. It's like having Yoda and Chewbacca in your corner - one's full of deep wisdom and the other is steadfast and sturdy. This makes it the perfect time to dust off those dreams you've been keeping on the top shelf and start putting in some elbow grease. With Jupiter's luck and Taurus' money mojo in your corner, you're set to rake in the moolah. Just remember, Taurus has a bit of a sweet tooth for luxury, and Jupiter is known for supersizing everything. So, you might find yourself splurging on "needs" like that gold-plated espresso machine or adopting a family of alpacas just because. Remember, it's about as easy to stop a Taurus as it is to teach a cat to fetch (not impossible, but darn near close). So, make sure you're channeling your energy into the right ventures. And hey, if you do decide to get those alpacas, at least make sure they're house-trained. Just remember, this Jupiter-Taurus mashup is your golden ticket to spiritual growth and tangible success. So buckle up, buttercup! It's time to trade in the buzz of daily life for some cosmic wisdom and planetary prosperity. May the force (of Jupiter and Taurus) be with you!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 04 Pis 49' 13", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1568820599km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! So, Saturn's taken a swim into the deep, dreamy ocean of Pisces, huh? Now, don't go thinking this is like summer break, with Saturn lounging on some celestial pool floatie. Oh no, Saturn's in Pisces to do some serious housecleaning of our inner worlds. And let me tell you, Saturn's got a never-ending list of chores for us. You know how when you're just about to settle down with a good book or a new episode of your favorite space opera, and then your dad barges in to remind you to clean your room, do the dishes, and oh, maybe think about that college fund? That's Saturn crashing into Pisces' blissful daydreaming party like a bossy parent. But trust me, you're going to want to listen to ol' taskmaster Saturn here. He might be a buzzkill, but he's also got a point. Saturn in Pisces is like having a personal life coach - albeit a slightly nagging one - pushing you to turn those daydreams into reality. Dreamt of opening that quirky used bookstore or writing the next great sci-fi novel? Now's the time to get cracking on that business plan or draft outline. And remember folks, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither will your dreams. You’re going to need to buckle up and plan out every detail. It might feel like you're assembling IKEA furniture with instructions in an alien language, but hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? Now, with all this introspection and planning, you might find yourself more restless than a caffeine-addicted squirrel. Pisces's realm is all about sleep and dreams, and with Saturn stomping around, that could mean some sleepless nights. But hey, didn't I mention I was a hippie? This is where the peace and love stuff comes in. Take a hike in nature, meditate, practice some deep breathing, or heck, even take a nap! Just remember to keep that dream journal handy - you never know when inspiration will strike. So, fellow stargazers, let's embrace Saturn's cosmic tidying up. Sure, it might feel like we've got the universe's sternest dad in our corner, but he's only here to help us make our dreams come true. And really, isn't that worth losing a little sleep over?Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 07' 56", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2874250561km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, space cadets! Dial up the cosmic radio, because we've got a big update from our old pal Uranus. Now, usually, Uranus and Taurus get along like a pair of mismatched socks. Taurus is all about the tried and true, while Uranus is that quirky cousin who shows up at Thanksgiving with a vegan gluten-free pumpkin pie. But buckle your seat belts, my intergalactic friends, because Uranus has decided to move into Taurus' neighborhood for a good seven-year stint. It's like if Doctor Who decided to ditch the TARDIS and settle down in a quaint English village. Talk about a shake-up! What does this mean for you? Well, imagine your bank suddenly deciding to trade exclusively in chocolate coins. Uranus is pulling the cosmic rug out from under our financial systems. Banks might as well take a long nap, because their old ways aren't going to cut it anymore. And the stock market? More rollercoaster than teeter-totter for the foreseeable future. On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like Marie Kondo turning up on your doorstep, urging us to de-clutter not just our closets, but our entire approach to cash and possessions. Suddenly, your credit card debt feels less like a safety net and more like a lead weight, and that monthly rent check starts to sting a bit more. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Ianto, I like my things and my old ways." Well, that's too bad, because Uranus didn't come here to play. It's here to liberate us from our old habits and teach us a new cosmic dance. And trust me, even if you've got two left feet, you're going to want to learn this one. Bottom line: Change is coming, whether we like it or not. But don't fret! These changes can lead us to a place of greater stability and, ultimately, happiness. So let's embrace the chaos, my friends. After all, we're all just stardust in this infinite cosmic ballet.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 22' 58", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4548002748km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! Alright, stargazers, strap on your favorite pair of cosmic binoculars because Neptune is doing the cha-cha in Pisces and it's about to get real. First off, let's get our facts straight. Neptune, our far-out friend, is a whopping 4,547,944,061.092871666km away (give or take a few kilometers, because who's counting?). Currently, Neptune's got its groove on in a prograde motion – that's astro-speak for moving in the same direction as other planets. Kinda like when you're at a party and everyone's doing the Macarena, and you just can't resist joining in. Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. The mystical mingling of Neptune in Pisces is like adding just the right amount of Sriracha sauce to your tofu stir-fry – it brings out a unique flavor that's just begging to be savored. This celestial salsa is opening our third eyes wider than ever, making us realize how silly we've been sweating the small stuff. It's like we're all wearing 3D glasses, and suddenly, the world is more vibrant, more connected, and more unified. Neptune's dance in Pisces isn't just about seeing the bigger picture, though. It's also about figuring out what unique, nerdtastic skills we can bring to the party. Maybe you're a whizz at solving Rubik's cubes, or perhaps you can recite every line from Star Trek. Whatever your gift, now's the time to share it with the world! Rediscovering your spiritual side during this transit is as easy as pie. And by that, I mean as easy as whipping up a vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free pie – it takes a little effort, but it's oh-so-worth-it. Whether you're building a DIY altar out of recycled materials or exploring the teachings of Yoda, Neptune in Pisces supports you in your spiritual growth. So, fellow stargazers, embrace this cosmic dance. Let's collectively take a leap of faith into the great unknown, and remember, as Carl Sagan once said, "We are all made of star stuff." And right now, that 'star stuff' is shaking its groove thing with Neptune in Pisces.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 52' 38", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5372753044km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Spock Edition
Greetings Earthlings! It seems that our beloved (and controversial) celestial dwarf, Pluto, has decided to hang out in Capricorn for a while. Now, before we all get into a debate about whether Pluto is a planet or not, let's just accept that it's 5372747303.419513702km away, and respect its personal space, shall we? Especially as it's currently in its prograde phase - basically, it's moving forward, unlike some of our personal lives, eh?
Now, both Pluto and Capricorn have this peculiar trait - they're like that overachieving cousin we all have. You know the type: they’ve got their life together, oriented towards success and power, while the rest of us are trying to figure out how to keep a succulent alive. And just like that cousin at the family reunion, they may not be the most sensitive to other people's feelings or viewpoints. So, you may find yourself being a bit more "my way or the highway" these days. Just remember, even Spock had to learn to appreciate Captain Kirk's emotional human antics occasionally.
Pluto is known as the 'Planet of Transformation' (or 'Dwarf Planet of Transformation', if you want to get picky). It's all about getting rid of the old, broken IKEA furniture of your life to make room for some shiny new pieces. But remember, this isn't like one of those home improvement shows where they just throw a sledgehammer around. Be more like a Vulcan: logical and deliberate in what you destroy, and what you create. After all, as Spock would say, "Change is the essential process of all existence."
In conclusion, channel your inner Spock during this Pluto in Capricorn transit. Be logical, be blunt if necessary, but always strive for growth and improvement. And for the love of all that is scientific, don't forget to respect other people's viewpoints. Remember, infinite diversity in infinite combinations. Live long and prosper, my friends!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 26 Cap 36' 56" |
Moon | 15 Ari 04' 27" |
Mercury | 03 Cap 35' 43" |
Venus | 22 Sag 29' 50" |
Mars | 09 Cap 27' 49" |
Jupiter | 06 Tau 05' 10" |
Saturn | 04 Pis 49' 13" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 07' 56" R |
Neptune | 25 Pis 22' 58" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 52' 38" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Neptune
Today will be rewarding if you find the time to express yourself by helping others. Find something artistic through which you can channel your creativity and your soul. Art and music as well as spiritual pursuits are favored today. Try to become one with the Universe today. Creative visualization can be an important means through which your goals are realized. Idealism runs high today.There is an unmistakably dreamy, inspired, and sensitive side to those born with easy aspects between the Sun and Neptune. A marked appreciation for music and the arts is present. The connection of Neptune with the Sun, which represents the ego and the will, certainly softens some of the hard edges that might be found elsewhere in the chart, adding a sensitive and spiritual dimension to the personality. These people are naturally compassionate, especially those born under the trine. It is so completely natural for them to accept that there is more to the world than what is before their eyes, that they tend to presume everyone must be spiritually-inclined. Of course, they come to realize that this is not the case at some early point in their lives. Their attraction to spirituality and metaphysical subjects is usually marked. These aspects favor writers, artists, and musicians. These people are sensitive to those who are suffering, although they are not as easily taken advantage of as those with Sun-Moon challenging aspects. They are humanitarian and often have a special connection with animals. If other aspects and positions in the chart support it, these people are not ones to dominate others or assert themselves to the point of brashness.Some Famous People with Sun in Easy Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Mick Jagger; Trines – Farrah Fawcett, Billy Corgan, Muhammad AliSun Conjunct Pluto
You may feel strong forces at work today, forces of will, power, transformation, and regeneration. These forces might manifest as a desire to build or create something new or to make some sweeping change in your life. They might also appear in some sort of power play or desire to control someone. Realize that you can't control anyone but yourself and use the energies today to gain greater self-control and humility. Ego conflicts can be intense today.