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21 January, 2024
Solar activity was low. The largest event of the period was a C5.2 flare at 20/1434 UTC from Region 3559 (N27E35, Eai/beta). Growth was observed in Regions 3559, 3560 (S10E35, Bxi/beta), and 3561 (S16W03, Dao/beta), and new Region 3562 (S09W14, Cro/beta) emerged this period. The remaining regions were stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were steady between 390-440 km/s, total field ranged 3-5 nT, and Bz varied +4/-5 nT. Phi angle was positive.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 08 degrees, 53' 51", at a velocity of 12.98 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. It is 382254.65 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 00 Aqu 41' 15", and is 147208321km away and receding.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 08 Gem 53' 51", and is 387147km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Greetings, celestial travelers! Grab your telescopes and your space-themed onesies because the Moon is in Gemini, and oh boy, does it have a story to tell. You see, our beloved Moon is currently about 386,941.403988137km away...but who's counting, right? Except for that one guy in the back with the abacus. You keep doing you, buddy. Now, having the Moon in Gemini is like having a pair of cosmic twins running your emotional GPS. Imagine you're on a road trip with Tweedledee and Tweedledum navigating. One moment, they're harmoniously guiding you to the nearest Starbucks, next moment, they're arguing whether quantum entanglement means there's a parallel universe where coffee makes you sleep. That's Gemini for you - quicksilver, unpredictable, and a bit of a nutcase. But here's the kicker, my cosmic comrades. With the Moon in Gemini, we're all getting this dose of dual-energy, like a cosmic espresso shot. Expect a sudden surge in curiosity, chattiness, and the urge to juggle seven hobbies at the same time. You might also find yourself emotionally swinging between 'I can solve Einstein's theory of relativity before breakfast' to 'why can't I remember where I put my glasses?!' (They're on your head, by the way). Yep, the Gemini Moon has that effect, turning us into walking, talking paradoxes. Still, there's no need to panic. As a wise man once said, "If you can't beat them, confuse them." Embrace the chaos, harness the energy, and remember, if all else fails, blame it on the Moon being in Gemini. It's only 386,941.403988137km away, after all. So, strap in, space cadets. This lunar cycle promises a rollercoaster ride of emotions, intellectual pursuits, and probably a misplaced item or two. But remember, in the grand cosmic shuffle, it's all just a bit of fun. After all, the universe doesn't always have to be so serious.Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 08 Cap 36' 45", moving at 1.3 degrees per day, and is 173538307km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Mercury in Capricorn: The Corporate Takeover of the Cosmos
Alright, stargazers, take a deep breath and prepare to channel your inner business mogul because Mercury, our favorite quicksilver planet, has clocked in at the Capricorn office. As you know, Capricorn is the zodiac's version of a Fortune 500 CEO - it's all about efficiency, success, and the occasional power lunch with Mars. When Mercury settles into this sign, we're suddenly inspired to think like Elon Musk on a caffeine binge.
Prepare for your thoughts to get a Capricornian upgrade! No more daydreaming about what kind of pizza topping you are based on your moon sign. Nope, it's all business plans, spreadsheets, and the occasional SWOT analysis. You'll find yourself organizing your thoughts as if they were office supplies. It's like playing Tetris, but instead of falling blocks, it's ideas you're neatly aligning until they form a clear path to success.
Communication during this period is like a laser beam - direct, cutting, and able to heat up a cup of coffee in 5 seconds flat. Misunderstandings are reduced to a minimum but watch out for those 'constructive criticisms' that sound more like Sith Lord orders. Capricorn's got a bit of a thing for hierarchies, and it's easy to start sounding more Darth Vader than Dalai Lama. Remember, while Mercury in Capricorn might make us all feel like we're the next Steve Jobs, spending too much time arguing over who's the boss will get us nowhere. Except maybe to a Bruce Springsteen concert, and that's not the goal, folks!
So, gear up, cosmic comrades! It's time to take those dreams from the drawing board to the boardroom. Just remember to keep it professional in your cosmic communications and try not to get too caught up in the celestial corporate ladder. After all, the universe works best when we're all team players.
Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 27 Sag 24' 42", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 194942511km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
Alright, stargazers, brace yourselves because Auntie Venus has popped into Sagittarius' crib and the love thermometer is about to hit a cosmic overdrive. Now, this isn't your regular "Netflix and chill" kind of love, oh no. This is more like "skydiving in the afternoon, salsa dancing in the evening, and discussing quantum physics over breakfast" kind of love. Yeah, that's how Sagittarians roll. Sagittarius, our resident fortune cookie philosopher and thrill-seeker, is hosting Venus, the goddess of love and beauty. What does this mean for you? Well, think of your heart as a wild horse ready to gallop across the vast prairies of affection. You're going to want to explore, experiment, and essentially turn your love life into a spicy romantic Indiana Jones adventure. This is not the time for your "old faithful" routines or any worn-out relationships that have been dragging you down. Instead, think exotic, think adventurous, think bigger, brighter, and better! The universe is basically playing matchmaker and you might find yourself drawn towards partners who are as different from you as Pluto is from the Sun. Now, easy there, cowboy. While it's all fun and games to keep things light and open, keep in mind that Sagittarius is notorious for exaggerating things. That shiny new love interest might seem like the celestial answer to all your prayers but remember to keep your feet on Earth. And one more thing, Venus in Sagittarius can make you feel like a millionaire with a hole in his pocket. While splurging on experiences is encouraged, don't forget to double-check your wallet before you book that impromptu trip to the Maldives. So, gear up folks! With Venus in Sagittarius, it's time to harness the power of positivity, take a leap of faith, and dive headfirst into the swirling vortex of love. Just remember to come up for air now and again, and don't forget to buckle your seatbelts - it's going to be a wild ride!Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 12 Cap 28' 48", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 352654121km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Alrighty, hold onto your space hats, stardust bunnies. Mars, that fiery ball of cosmic energy, has decided to park itself in the serious, disciplined realm of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Does this mean I have to start acting like an adult?" Well, not quite, but it's time to swap those daydreams for a clipboard. This is less about chasing shooting stars, more about plotting their trajectory. Mars in Capricorn is like a cosmic project manager, ensuring we're not just doing things, but doing them well. It's all about purpose, intention, and efficiency. Imagine if Einstein had spent his time doodling kittens rather than contemplating relativity! So, grab your favorite scientific calculator, it's time to set some clear goals and work on them with the precision of a Mars Rover navigating the red planet. Now, don't panic! Mars and Capricorn might sound like a stern duo, but believe me, they're not here to turn your life into boot camp. They're more like personal trainers, pushing you to flex those ambition muscles and power-lift your dreams into reality. Got a half-finished novel gathering dust? A business plan scribbled on a napkin? Now's the time to get stuck in! But beware, my celestial cherubs, for Mars in Capricorn can be as sensitive as a Dalek on a bad day. In the rush to reach the top, don't forget to look down and make sure you're not squishing anyone underfoot. Remember, even the brightest supernovas have a soft center. So, sprinkle in a dash of compassion as you ascend the ladder of success, because remember, we're all just stardust swimming in the cosmic soup together. So, as Mars orbits in Capricorn, remember to channel your inner Neil Armstrong, take one small step toward your goals, and one giant leap into becoming the best version of your cosmic self.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 20' 41", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 717310545km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy of Gravity and Bull-Headedness
Pull up your telescopes, space nerds! Jupiter, our neighborhood big boy planet, has decided to crash in Taurus' celestial living room, a whopping 717,218,941.141448498km away (because who doesn't love precision?). Now, I know what you're thinking. Should we be worried about the bull getting gassy with all that wisdom Jupiter's been inhaling? Well, let me tell you, it's more of a 'pass the parcel' kind of situation.
Our jovial friend Jupiter is all about wisdom and deep thoughts, while Taurus has the inertia of a stubborn boulder rolling uphill. If Darth Vader and Yoda had a cosmic baby, it would probably resemble this transit. So, buckle up, padawans! It's time to channel some inner wisdom that’s been playing hide and seek within us. May the force be with you!
Jupiter in Taurus is like a motivational speaker on steroids. It gets you pumped to meticulously plan your dreams, and then execute them with the persistence of a Jedi knight. You've got Jupiter's growth mindset and Taurus' bull-headed determination cheering you on. So, remember to trust the process, or as Yoda would say, "Do or do not, there is no try."
This time around, Jupiter in Taurus is like hitting the cosmic jackpot. Jupiter, the lucky planet, meets Taurus, the zodiac’s own Gordon Gekko. We're talking big dollar potential here, folks. It's time to dust off those financial plans and find opportunities for growth faster than the Millennium Falcon at light speed.
Now, here's the fun part. Taurus loves the good life, indulgence is their middle name. With Jupiter, the planet of expansion in the mix, it's like having an endless buffet of decadence. It’s our duty to be mindful about our impulses during this transit, or we might find ourselves rolling out of the buffet like a bloated Ewok.
So, there you have it. Jupiter in Taurus, a cosmic comedy of gravity and bull-headedness. And remember, as Darth Vader would say, "The force is strong with this one."
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 14' 42", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1574689046km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, folks! Let's talk about a cosmic event that's as rare as a decently priced avocado toast—Saturn is in Pisces! Now, before you start panicking and checking if your Wi-Fi signal is strong enough to reach the outer rings of Saturn, let me assure you, this isn't an alien invasion. It's merely our good ol' taskmaster planet popping by the dreamy realm of Pisces for a quick round of celestial spring cleaning. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, another thing to add to my to-do list." But don't fret, my scientifically-inclined horoscope readers! This isn't your run-of-the-mill, scrub-the-bathroom kind of task. Imagine Saturn as that eccentric teacher who encouraged you to turn your daydreams into reality. Yes, the one who made you calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow, but also helped you realize that your secret wish to become a knight-errant wasn't entirely ludicrous. This astral rendezvous is practically screaming (in a subtle, ethereal, Piscean sort of way), "Turn those dreams into plans!" So, if you've been fantasizing about starting a business that combines your love for vintage comic books and artisan coffee, now's the time to write that business plan and see how many espressos it would take to buy a first edition of 'Fantastic Four'. But remember, just like that one time when you tried to assemble IKEA furniture without reading the instructions, Saturn in Pisces will challenge you. It's not going to be all unicorns and rainbows; there might be some storm clouds and a few rogue pegasi. The cosmic dad is here to ensure you're prepared for the journey ahead. So, don't just shrug it off. Embrace it with open arms and maybe offer it a cup of your signature 'Hulk Smash Mocha'. Lastly, with Saturn in Pisces, we're diving deep into the world of dreams and sleep. You might experience bouts of restlessness or even some late-night existential crises. But hey, who doesn't love a good 3 am contemplation about the meaning of life, right? This is the perfect time to start that meditation routine you've been putting off, take long walks while contemplating Schrödinger's cat, or simply catch up on some good ol' sleep. Remember, this transit is not about stressing over cosmic expectations; it's about aligning your reality with your dreams. So, buckle upUranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 06' 15", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2883830040km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, stargazers, gather around because we're about to dive into the cosmic soup that is Uranus in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Uranus? In Taurus? That's like putting a trekkie at a Star Wars convention!" And you're right! But, the universe has a sense of humor, and that's why we love it. Taurus, our celestial bull, is happy as a clam grazing in its steady pasture. It's got its Netflix subscription, its favorite comfort food, and a nice, cozy routine. But now, here comes Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of a mad scientist, ready to shake things up like a can of soda on a rollercoaster. And let's not forget, Taurus rules over money. Oh, yes, the green stuff, the bread, the dough, the... well, you get it. So, with Uranus in town, we're looking at the potential for some serious financial revolution. I’m talking cryptocurrency, space banking, intergalactic stock exchange... okay, maybe not that far, but you get the idea. On a personal level, Uranus is going to play the role of that annoying friend who constantly tells you to "break free from the system, man". Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - all these financial chains that keep us anchored might be in for a big surprise. We're talking about a cosmic Marie Kondo moment where we really start questioning, "Does this possession spark joy...or just debt?" Uranus, like that weird uncle at family gatherings, is here to stay whether we like it or not. And trust me, resisting this change is like trying to eat soup with a fork – it's futile and you'll only end up hungry. The changes we're about to experience might just land us in a place of greater stability...or in a different galaxy. But hey, who's up for an adventure? So, buckle up, cosmic voyagers. We're in for a ride that's going to be as thrilling as a Star Trek and Star Wars crossover!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 28' 41", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4556704582km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle your starbelts, folks! Neptune is lounging in Pisces like a cosmic surfer riding the stelliferous waves of the universe, and it's a whopping 4556648452.689464569km away. Now, I'm no Einstein, but that's a whole lotta zeros for one astrology-loving hippie to comprehend! But let's not get lost in space. Instead, let's dive into the cosmic soup of this celestial event. You see, when Neptune does its 'hang ten' in Pisces, it's like your favorite professor just walked in with a double espresso and a gleam in their eye. It's time for some serious learning...with a twist! Neptune, the guru of the galaxy, is doing the tango with Pisces, the poet of the zodiac. Together, they're putting on a celestial spectacle that's all about unity, empathy, and tossing petty squabbles into the black hole where they belong. It's like a cosmic version of a group hug, and we're all invited! Want to know what you can bring to this astral potluck? Think of that unique spark that sets you apart from the crowd. Maybe you charm everyone with your wit, or perhaps you bake cookies that could bring peace to a warring planet. Whatever it is, now's your time to shine! And if you've been itching to explore your spiritual side, this is your golden ticket. Whether it's signing up for that mindfulness course or setting up your very own sacred space at home, the cosmos is giving you a thumbs up. So, my fellow space cadets, as Neptune continues its cosmic cha-cha in Pisces, remember: we're all stardust, spinning around on a big ol' rock in space. Let's make the most of it, and spread a little cosmic love!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 00' 26", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5373432293km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Galactic Remix
Okay, so here's the cosmic tea, dear star gazers: Pluto, that edgy outcast of the solar system, is shimmying through Aquarius - the sign of innovation, humanitarianism and "hey, let's reinvent the wheel". If this was a sci-fi movie, we'd be hitting the part where the robot says, "Danger, Will Robinson!" But don't fret, it's not all doom and gloom. We're just in for one astronomical remix!
First off, let's talk about Pluto. It's not just Mickey Mouse's dog or a dwarf planet that's been given the interstellar cold shoulder. No, Pluto is the astrological equivalent of a cosmic makeover artist. When Pluto goes to work, it's not about a new haircut or swapping your cargo shorts for chinos. This celestial stylist is all about deep soul transformations. Think 80s montage but instead of a new wardrobe, you get a whole new identity.
So, what happens when this cosmic change-maker tangoes with Aquarius, the zodiac’s resident mad scientist? Well, imagine if Einstein and David Bowie had a celestial love child. Aquarius is all about breaking the mold, pushing boundaries, and generally stirring the cosmic pot. Together, they're like the universe's version of Jobs and Wozniak, ready to disrupt order and bring forth a new era.
Expect seismic shifts in everything from science to civil rights. Imagine space travel becoming as common as taking an Uber, or governments actually working together (I know, right? Totally wild!). The power players of tomorrow won't be those with the deepest pockets, but those with the biggest hearts and the most innovative ideas.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic self-help guru urging you to rethink your place in the cosmos. It's time to think less "me" and more "we". It's asking, what if your first instinct was to help others? What if we valued collective progress over personal gain? Big questions, but hey, big changes require big thinking. So, are you ready to answer the cosmic call?
Remember, Pluto is a whopping 5373430458.324479103km away, but its influence is right here, right now. So buckle up, space cadets, it's going to be an out-of
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 00 Aqu 41' 15" |
| Moon | 08 Gem 53' 51" |
| Mercury | 08 Cap 36' 45" |
| Venus | 27 Sag 24' 42" |
| Mars | 12 Cap 28' 48" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 20' 41" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 14' 42" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 06' 15" R |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 28' 41" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 00' 26" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Pluto
You may feel strong forces at work today, forces of will, power, transformation, and regeneration. These forces might manifest as a desire to build or create something new or to make some sweeping change in your life. They might also appear in some sort of power play or desire to control someone. Realize that you can't control anyone but yourself and use the energies today to gain greater self-control and humility. Ego conflicts can be intense today.
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.