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9 February, 2024
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3576 (S16E17, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced numerous C-class flares including a C9.8/Sf at 08/1146 UTC with an associated Type II sweep with a shock speed of 363 km/s. After the C9.8 flare, the region produced three M-class flares. The largest was an M3.4 flare at 08/1312 UTC. The region exhibited slight decay in its trailing spots, but overall growth in the large leader spot complex. Departed Region 3564 (S13, L=169) produced an M1.2 flare at 08/1418 UTC.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters continued to show waning signs of positive polarity CH HSS influence. Solar wind speed decreased from ~525-450 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-5 nT while the Bz component varied between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 10 degrees, 11' 31", at a velocity of 15.06 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 28.7 days old. It is 366564.4 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 19 Aqu 58' 46", and is 147584293km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 10 Aqu 11' 31", and is 360285km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Well, stars and planets enthusiasts, buckle up! The Moon has decided to vacate its usual spot and is now chilling in Aquarius, about 360,443.387510012 km away. Now, don't ask me how it moved. It's the Moon, it does what it wants. You see, when the Moon hangs out in Aquarius, it's like that eccentric uncle at the family reunion who insists on wearing tie-dye shirts and playing the didgeridoo. It's a bit out there, a bit quirky, but altogether fascinating. If you're feeling a sudden urge to discuss quantum physics at your next dinner party or you've started seeing the comedic value in binary code, don't be alarmed. That's just the Moon doing its thing in Aquarius, tickling your neurons and prompting you to think outside the box. Remember, folks, the universe is essentially a giant cosmic joke with no punchline. So, let's grab our telescopes, put on our favorite socks (because let's face it, everyone's more brilliant in fun socks), and enjoy the ride. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here trying to figure out why the Moon couldn't have moved just one more kilometer to make it a nice even number. Because, you know, that would have been too easy. So, keep your minds open, your hearts kind, and remember: The universe doesn't make mistakes. Except maybe for black holes. Those are just rude. Stay groovy, stargazers!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 06 Aqu 19' 14", moving at 1.59 degrees per day, and is 202646681km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Mercury in Aquarius: The Nerdy-Thinker's Paradise
Pop open the champagne, fellow space nerds and celestial enthusiasts! Mercury has decided to take a vacation in Aquarius, which means it's prime time for our brains to go all Star Trek on us. You know, where no mind has gone before. So, strap on your mental jetpacks, because we're about to blast off into radical thought territory!
Aquarius, the zodiac’s resident rebel, is hosting our cerebral buddy Mercury, turning our thoughts into a veritable sci-fi convention. Expect to come up with ideas that make Einstein's theory of relativity look like child's play. That's right, we're talking time travel, quantum entanglement, and maybe even a solution for that age-old problem of lost socks in the laundry.
Now, Aquarius isn't known for being an emotional watercolor painting. It's more like a geometric proof, all rational angles and logic. So, when Mercury checks in, it's like your heart and brain go through a Vulcan mind meld - you might finally see your crush, your job, or your 2 a.m. Taco Tuesday habit for what they truly are, without the emotional fog. Prepare for some "a-ha" moments so powerful, they'll make a light bulb look dim.
Remember though, while we're all in this intellectual wonderland, we gotta watch out for the Aquarian Achilles heel - emotional neglect. Mercury in Aquarius can put your emotions on airplane mode. You might find yourself reacting to a poignant movie scene with the sensitivity of a toaster. So, during this astrological phase, remember to sprinkle a little bit of empathy amongst your hyper-rational debates and discussions.
Alright, folks! Time to boldly think where no one has thought before. Mercury in Aquarius is here, and it's like Comic-Con for your brain. Stay nerdy, my friends!
Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 20 Cap 50' 32", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 210246608km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus In Capricorn: The Celestial Corporate Climber
Well, star gazers, it's that time again! Venus, the celestial goddess of love and beauty, has clocked in at the Capricorn office. So tighten your space tie, polish your moon boots, and let's get serious about love, beauty and your professional life!
When Venus files her paperwork in Capricorn, we all start taking our relationships from casual coffee shop meetups to intense boardroom debates. This is the cosmic sign for all you coupled-up Capricorns to roll up your sleeves and tackle those relationship spreadsheets. Work through those couple conundrums with the precision of a laser-guided telescope. For the single stargazers, it's time to swap your light speed love affairs for something more warp-speed sustainable. With Venus in Capricorn, we're in it for the long-haul flight across the galaxy!
Now, let's talk fashion. Venus in Capricorn is the equivalent of bringing a sensible blazer to a neon rave. It’s time to swap out your flashy Martian metallics and edgy Jupiter jumpsuits for a more subdued Saturnian style. Dig out that literal black hole of a wardrobe and start assembling your interstellar power suit.
Feeling artsy? Capricorn-infused Venus has got your back! Or should I say, your paintbrush? Not only are we suddenly equipped with the building skills of a cosmic carpenter, but we've got the dedication of a black hole. We're not just starting projects, folks, we're seeing them all the way through to the end credits.
Finally, let's talk business. Venus in Capricorn is basically your celestial career coach. It's time to re-evaluate your worth in the professional universe. Are you getting the cosmic kudos you deserve? Is your career path paved with stardust or just regular, boring dust? Venus in Capricorn offers a chance to have a heart-to-heart with your inner celestial CEO and get that career spaceship blasting off to new heights!
So, buckle up, space cadets! It's time to navigate this Venus in Capricorn transit like seasoned cosmic explorers. Remember, the stars may guide us, but it's our choices on this little blue planet that really count.
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 26 Cap 56' 21", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 342377509km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
The Red Planet Does a Business Trip
Alright, stargazers, here's a cosmic scoop for you. Mars, our big, red, angry space cousin has checked into the Capricorn Inn and set up his home office. You see, when Mars is in Capricorn, it's kind of like your reckless buddy suddenly deciding to get a 9-to-5 job, wear a suit, and actually use a day planner. Yes, that wild. So forget about chasing rainbows or making decisions based on 'eeny, meeny, miny, moe.' It’s time to swap those rose-tinted glasses for some nerdy specs.
But every cloud - or in this case, celestial body - has a silver lining. The pragmatic energy that Mars in Capricorn creates is not just about getting your ducks in a row. It also wants you to figure out why you have ducks and how they got there in the first place. Mars likes to act, and Capricorn wants to make sure we do it with a clear goal in mind. Think of it as a sort of celestial life coach, helping you to streamline your objectives and work smarter, not harder.
Speaking of hard work, Mars and Capricorn are like the gym rats of the galaxy. They thrive on resistance training and love a good challenge. So, if you've been putting off that passion project or have an unfinished task gathering dust, now is the time to flex those muscles and get things done. And if you're feeling a bit aimless? Well, Mars in Capricorn is like a personal trainer yelling at you to 'Find a goal! And no, reaching the end of a Netflix series doesn’t count.'
The one thing to remember though, is both Mars and Capricorn can be as sensitive as a cactus in a sandstorm. They're all about breaking down barriers and climbing that ladder of success, even if it means stepping on a few toes along the way. So, while you’re channeling your inner Mars-in-Capricorn mojo, remember to pack some compassion in your briefcase. After all, it's not all about the climb but also about the people you meet along the way. And nobody wants to be remembered as the one who crushed all the toes.
So, there we have it, folks! Mars in Capricorn: when the cosmic rebel decides to play by the
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 13' 25", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 762872474km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, stargazers! Get ready for some celestial hilarity because Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus. You know, when I heard that Jupiter was in Taurus, I thought, "Great! The planet's largest gas giant has gone bull-riding." But don't worry! There's no actual rodeo happening in space. Science, am I right? Jupiter, our resident "big brain" of the solar system, is buddying up with Taurus, a sign that's more stubborn than my cat when she decides to nap on my laptop during a Zoom meeting. There's no dislodging either of them once they've made up their minds. This cosmic combo is kind of like your favorite geeky professor sharing a dorm with the star quarterback. It doesn't seem like it should work, but somehow it does. Jupiter’s wisdom and Taurus's determination mean we can finally get down to business and start checking off those life goals. Like, you know, actually cleaning out the garage or finally mastering that sourdough recipe. And speaking of dough, Jupiter and Taurus are also the Warren Buffet of the zodiac world. They’re all about wealth and prosperity, so don’t be surprised if you start seeing some dollar signs. Just remember, Taurus is a hedonist at heart, and when it teams up with Jupiter, the planet of expansion, we might start confusing needs with wants. In other words, just because you CAN buy all that novelty Star Trek merchandise, doesn't mean you SHOULD. (But who am I kidding, beam me up, Scotty!) So, folks, let this Jupiter in Taurus period be your reminder to tap into your inner wisdom, chase those dreams, and maybe even check your bank account once in a while. And remember, just because Jupiter is 762782216.431381106km away, that doesn't mean its influence is. Keep looking up, nerds!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 24' 16", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1595172534km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Galactic Guffaws with Saturn in Pisces
Alright, stargazers, put on your snorkels and your space helmets because we're diving deep into the cosmic ocean where Saturn is currently doing the backstroke in Pisces. Now, you might be thinking, "What does this mean for me, oh hilarious astrologer?" Well, buckle up, my celestial compadres, because Saturn in Pisces is the universe's way of telling us to stop daydreaming about being a successful cat meme curator or the world's first unicorn whisperer, and start actually plotting out a plan.
Think of Saturn as that strict but weirdly endearing schoolteacher who made you outline your essays before you wrote them. He's not here to rain on your parade, folks. He's all about helping us give tangible form to our dreams. So, grab a notepad, a comfy pillow, and maybe a slice of pizza (because why not?), and get ready for some serious life coaching from the cosmos.
Now, don't get your space boots in a twist. This isn't always a cosmic walk in the park. Saturn in Pisces can feel like an intrusion, like your dad barging into your room unannounced while you're perfecting your interpretive dance routine. But remember, Saturn is just here to help tidy things up, so let's welcome him in rather than hiding under the bed.
Also, don't be surprised if you're feeling a bit restless or anxious during this transit. Pisces is the sign associated with sleep and dreams, so when Saturn swims through its waters, it can stir up all sorts of subconscious stuff. It's like trying to sleep when there's a party happening next door. So, take this time to engage in some self-care - meditate, take a nap, spend time in nature, or even start a dream journal. And remember, it's okay to go to bed early! There's no shame in being the first one to say goodnight. In fact, you might just wake up with a whole new understanding of your life's purpose.
So, embrace the cosmic coaching session, my friends. Saturn in Pisces is here to guide us, not to give us a celestial swirly. Be open, be ready, and most importantly, remember to laugh at the cosmic absurdity of it all.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 09' 44", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2931594402km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
RoboCop's Planetary Bulletin: Uranus in Taurus
Buckle up, cosmic citizens! Your favorite metallic astrologer is here with some out-of-this-galaxy news. So grab your telescopes and suspend disbelief, because we're going for a ride approximately 2,931,516,258.667955875km into the cosmos. Yes, you read that right. But don't worry, I've calculated the jet fuel costs and it's... astronomical. (Ba-dum-tss!)
Our destination? The seventh planet from the sun - Uranus. And guess where it's chilling right now? That's right, Taurus. Now, let me tell you, Taurus is about as fond of sudden changes as a cat is of being thrown into a swimming pool. They like stability, tradition, and a good old-fashioned Netflix binge. But, my friends, Uranus didn't get the memo. This planet is the king of shake-ups, the sultan of surprises, the... well, you get the point.
Now, Taurus being the financial whizz of the zodiac, we're looking at a seven-year planetary visit that could shake Wall Street worse than a caffeine-deprived stockbroker. Expect revolutionary changes in handling money - we might even see Bitcoin getting a run for its money (pun intended). Banks might transform into something out of a sci-fi movie, and if you thought the housing and stock markets were a rollercoaster ride, just you wait.
On a personal level, prepare to break free from the Venus flytrap of debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, and mortgages. These are all things that keep us from saving money or spending it on 1000-piece puzzles or limited-edition comic books. You might even feel shackled by all the material possessions you've accumulated. (Anyone else need a separate house for their Funko Pop! collection?)
During this Uranus in Taurus transit, it's time to change our relationship with money and materialism. No more hiding under the blanket. Uranus is here to liberate us from the shackles of financial stress and consumerism. Resistance is futile and won't stop these changes from happening. (Trust me, I've tried.) But remember, the changes we make during this period could bring us greater stability. And who knows, they might even last longer than your favorite TV show
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 01' 17", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4591855054km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, cosmic voyagers, strap on your celestial safety goggles because we've got Neptune hanging out in Pisces right now, and things are about to get real... nebulous. First thing's first: Neptune is a whopping 4591814313.051678658km away. Go on, try and wrap your brain around that number. It's like trying to count the number of times you've forgotten where you put your phone—daunting, and a little embarrassing. But fear not, my stargazing friends, distance means nothing in the grand scheme of the cosmos. Now, Neptune's playing for Team Pisces at the moment and that means we're all getting a dose of what I like to call 'cosmic clarity'. You know, that sudden realization that arguing over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not is as pointless as a black hole (I'm team pineapple, by the way). This transit is kind of like a celestial group project where we all have to figure out what we can bring to the table. Maybe you've got a killer idea for renewable energy or perhaps you finally understand why cats are afraid of cucumbers. Either way, it's time to share those ideas and make this world a better place. Neptune in Pisces is like the cool, mystical art teacher telling you to explore your spiritual side. So, why not take a course in palm reading, create a zen garden in your living room, or simply meditate on the meaning of life while binge-watching your favorite show? Remember, Neptune's energy is like a cosmic cheerleader, encouraging you to share your wisdom with others. So, don't hide your light under a bushel, folks. Put it on a lampstand and let it shine! In the spirit of good ol' nerdy fun, let's remember that Neptune is currently prograde. And if that doesn't make sense to you, think of it like this: Neptune is moving in its usual direction—kind of like when you're going the right way in a revolving door. It's nice, it's comfortable, and nobody's getting smacked in the face. So, in conclusion, let Neptune in Pisces inspire you. Dream big, laugh often, and remember, we're all just stardust navigating this cosmic journey together. And if that's not a comforting thought, I don't know what is.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 36' 57", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5367168308km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright folks, strap on your space helmets and buckle up, because our favorite celestial dwarf, Pluto, is having a little rendezvous with Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Pluto like, billions of kilometers away, why should I care?" Well, my dear Earthlings, let me enlighten you. You see, Pluto, despite its small size and far-off location, is like that quirky uncle who always shakes things up at family reunions. It's the planet of transformation, and it doesn't do anything by halves. When Pluto decides to change something, it's akin to swapping out your old flip phone for the latest smartphone. The difference is staggering! So, what happens when this cosmic catalyst swings by Aquarius, the sign of progress? Well, grab your popcorn and 3D glasses, because we're in for a full-on IMAX feature of epic proportions. Imagine a worldwide facelift in science, technology, and maybe even a few surprise alien encounters (we know you're out there, ET!). But hold on to your telescopes, because it's not just about the techy stuff. We're talking a cosmic shift in the way we see humanity and civil rights. The bigwigs won't be those with the deepest pockets, but the ones who value kindness, empathy, and togetherness. Think of it as a planetary game of musical chairs - governments and systems that were once playing against each other suddenly find themselves dancing to the same tune. Star-crossed alliances may form, and we might just end up in a world that's a little bit nicer to live in. On a personal level, this cosmic tango is shaking us all up and asking us to take a good, hard look in the mirror. It's asking us to consider what's best for all of us, not just numero uno. It's a call-to-arms to start thinking about how we can make the world a better place, not just for ourselves, but for everyone. So my friends, as Pluto spins its way through Aquarius, let's answer this cosmic call and get ready to shake up the universe. Ready or not, change is coming, and I have a feeling it's going to be out of this world!Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 19 Aqu 58' 46" |
Moon | 10 Aqu 11' 31" |
Mercury | 06 Aqu 19' 14" |
Venus | 20 Cap 50' 32" |
Mars | 26 Cap 56' 21" |
Jupiter | 08 Tau 13' 25" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 24' 16" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 09' 44" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 01' 17" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 36' 57" |