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26 February, 2024
Solar activity increased to moderate levels this period. Region 3590 (N18W13, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced numerous C-class events and an M2.0/1n flare at 27/1722 UTC. The region persisted as the largest and most active region on the disk with penumbral growth evident in the leader spot group. New Region 3595 (N20E46, Cai/beta) was numbered. Little change was observed across the remaining four spotted regions. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind conditions reflected weak to moderate enhanced conditions, likely due to weak CME effects. Total field field generally varied from 5 to 12 nT and Bz reached southward to -8/-10 nT. Wind speed increased from about 350 km/s to a peak of around 460 km/s. Total phi remained in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 25 degrees, 59' 22", at a velocity of 11.8 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. It is 405210.74 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 07 Pis 08' 13", and is 148091546km away and receding.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Vir 59' 22", and is 406159km away and approaching.Moon Is In Virgo
Greetings, star gazers! Now, buckle up, because the Moon is currently basking in Virgo, chilling at exactly 406,182.310103873km away (not that I'm counting or anything). Yes, the Moon thinks it's cool to play hide and seek with us, but hey, who am I to judge? Now, Virgo, as we know, is the Beyoncé of the Zodiac - always perfect, always meticulous. So, if you find yourself color-coding your sock drawer, or suddenly have the urge to rearrange your bookshelf by genre and then alphabetically (because why not?), don't fret! It's just the Moon in Virgo making you channel your inner Marie Kondo. And if you've been feeling a bit like a hot mess lately, this might be your chance to get things in order. You could see it as the universe's way of giving you a celestial intervention. Or think of it as the cosmic equivalent of "Clean up on aisle 5!" Either way, it's a great time to tidy up your world, both literally and metaphorically. But don't get too comfortable with your newfound organizational skills. The Moon has a one-way ticket to Libra in the next 24 hours. From the meticulousness of Virgo, we'll be moving into the realm of balance and harmony. So, if you suddenly feel the need to mediate between your cat and the neighbor's dog, well, that's why. Remember, folks, the universe works in mysterious, yet fascinating ways. And as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to help you navigate these cosmic curiosities with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of science, and a whole lot of tie-dye. Stay stellar!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 05 Pis 21' 21", moving at 1.84 degrees per day, and is 206559496km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Mercury in Pisces: The Cosmic Comedy Show
Brace yourselves, space cadets! Mercury, our chatty cosmic neighbor, has taken a detour into the starry realms of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Where are my GPS coordinates? Aren't we 206587639.067450106km away?" But fear not, my celestial comrades! Distance means nothing when you're warping the fabric of spacetime with the power of astrology!
When Mercury moonwalks into Pisces’ intergalactic party, our dreams crank up their technicolor intensity to 'Star Trek Original Series' levels. Our thoughts become as flexible as Stretch Armstrong after a hot yoga class. And our instincts? They're sharper than Spock's iconic Vulcan salute.
Remember, Mercury isn’t just the messenger of the gods, it’s also the patron saint of data crunchers and detail divas. It might seem a bit odd that this fact-loving planet is chilling in Pisces' cloud of fairy dust and unicorn vibes. But hey, even a planet needs a vacation from the usual grind, right?
Pisces thrives in the realm of dragons, hobbits, and ‘wait, did I take the blue or the red pill?’ kind of magic. While Mercury's in town, our minds are more open than a 24/7 Galactic Diner serving pancakes and paradoxes. We're talking solutions popping out of black holes, ideas being born from supernovas, and thoughts so far out they've got a summer home on the edge of the universe.
So, Mercury in Pisces is like a cosmic comedy show where the punchlines are served with a side of enlightenment. It's a psychedelic trip without the need for a spaceship. Buckle up, interstellar explorers! It's going to be a wild ride through the wormhole of wisdom.
Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 11 Aqu 52' 08", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 222455939km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Alright, stargazers, buckle up and put on your space helmets because Venus has decided to crash the Aquarius party! And trust me, this is not your grandma's tea party. This is more like a cosmic rave where love gets remixed, friendships get an upgrade, and everyone's invited to the dance floor of life. Let's start with the basics: Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, is hanging out in Aquarius, the cool, aloof sign that's all about friendship and innovation. It's like if Cupid decided to trade his arrows for a VR headset and started shooting pixelated hearts at people. It's all very high tech and futuristic, kind of like dating in the 21st century. What does this mean for you? Well, for starters, you might find yourself having more-than-friend feelings for your best buddy. Remember, Aquarius blurs the line between friendship and love, so don't be shocked if your platonic poker night suddenly feels like a candlelit dinner for two. And if you're already in a relationship? Time to add a little more BFF energy into the mix. Forget about sweet nothings and candle-lit dinners; think more along the lines of late-night debates about time travel and joint missions to save the planet. The passion isn't going anywhere, it's just getting a nerdy facelift. As for my single science enthusiasts, this is your moment to shine! Venus in Aquarius is all about unconventional romance, so go ahead and embrace your quirks. Who knows, you might find love in a comic book store or at a Star Trek convention. But remember, in order to find it, you have to be open to it. So, let your geek flag fly! Lastly, while Venus is playing house in Aquarius, you might feel an urge to change up your style. Suddenly, those LED light-up shoes and that holographic fanny pack don't seem so outlandish. Embrace it! After all, who wants to be ordinary when they can be extraordinary? So in conclusion, while Venus is in Aquarius, expect the unexpected, embrace the weird and wonderful, and remember: Love is not a science, but it sure is fun to experiment with it!Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 10 Aqu 01' 35", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 332727419km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Oh, hello there, stargazers! Grab your telescopes and tie-dye lab coats, because we are about to embark on a cosmic journey. First stop? Mars! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But isn't Mars like 332,752,100.906100571km away?" Well, technically yes. But in the magical world of astrology, everything is just a twinkling star away. So, Mars is currently hanging out in Aquarius, and let me tell you, the red planet is having quite the party over there. It's like Mars decided to gatecrash Aquarius' usual laid-back shindig with a bit of warrior gusto. Mars in Aquarius is like adding hot sauce to your tofu, it gives that extra sizzle that makes you sit up and say, "Whoa, that's spicy!" Now, I don't want to scare you by talking about 'fighting' and 'warrior-like presence'. We aren't talking about a bar brawl here, folks. No, no. The battlefront here is our minds. Think of it as a mental chess game where traditional thinking is the predictable pawn move, and radical ideas are your sneaky knight maneuvers. Forget about the box, let's just toss it into a black hole! While Mars is doing the cha-cha in Aquarius, it's hard to ignore societal issues. Imagine Aquarius as the guy at the party who always roots for the underdog and wants to make sure everyone is having a good time. With Mars bringing the heat, we're not just spotting the party poopers, we're also coming up with ways to kick them out or get them to join the fun. And rules? Pfft. Who needs 'em? Mars in Aquarius is like that rebellious teenager phase we've all been through, except this time, we're not just rebelling for the sake of rebellion. We're striving for originality, for liberation, for growth. It's a cosmic evolution, my friends! So, buckle up, star children. This transit is a wild ride of change and revolution. But remember, we're all capable of brilliance. So, let's disconnect from the norm, embrace the new, and let's glow with all the intensity of a supernova!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 41' 24", moving at 0.16 degrees per day, and is 801546594km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Galactic Bull in a Cosmic Shop
Alright, folks, buckle up because Jupiter is currently snuggling up with Taurus, and that's like inviting a bull into a cosmic china shop. Now, don't panic! It's not all stardust and broken teacups. Actually, it could be a rather enlightening experience, assuming you're not too attached to your fine china.
See, Jupiter is like your favorite university professor — the one who wore those tweed jackets with elbow patches and made quantum physics seem as easy as pie (Mmm, pie!). This gas giant loves wisdom and deep thought, while Taurus is the zodiac’s most chilled out sign. Honestly, if Taurus were any more inert, we'd have to poke it with a stick to check it's still breathing!
When these two get together, they remind us that spirituality isn't some far-off thing we need to reach, like the last bag of chips on the top shelf. Nope, it's right there within us, often buried under a pile of laundry or lost behind the fridge. So, this is your chance to push past the distractions, find those socks you lost last month, and tap into that innate wisdom that's been lounging around in your subconscious.
Now, Jupiter in Taurus isn't just about internal enlightenment. It's also a prime time to make strides towards those dreams or long-term goals you've got. You know, the ones you wrote down on a sticky note and stuck to your mirror? Right next to the reminder to buy more toothpaste. This is the perfect time to start ticking off those tasks, one by one, fueled by Jupiter’s desire for growth and Taurus’ stubborn-as-a-mule persistence.
Normally, this would be the point where I'd tell you to watch out for overindulgence. After all, Taurus loves the finer things in life and rarely says "no" to a second helping of dessert. But with the planet of expansion hanging out, it's like having your cake and eating it too... then going back for thirds. Just remember to keep your impulses in check; otherwise, you might find yourself halfway through a chocolate cake wondering where your diet went.
So, in a nutshell, Jupiter in Taurus is a cosmic event that brings wisdom, growth, and maybe a slight sugar rush. It's about finding balance
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 09 Pis 27' 25", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1602258838km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
"Saturn in Pisces: Let's Get This Starry Party Started!"
Alright, stargazers, it's that time of year again. Saturn, the celestial taskmaster, decided to take a dip in the Piscean cosmic pool. Yes, you heard me right, the universe's strictest dad is now chilling (or should I say, "swimming") in the mystical waters of Pisces. So, grab your floaties and let's dive into this astrological deep end!
Now, Saturn in Pisces is like having your dreamy, artsy friend suddenly turn into a business tycoon. It's quite the sight! He's here guiding us to transform our wildest dreams into reality, one spreadsheet at a time. All those fantasies about opening a cat café or becoming a bestselling author? It's time to whip out the notepad and start planning!
But beware, my fellow star-children, Saturn can be quite the party pooper. He'll question your dreams with the tenacity of a tax auditor, making you second-guess whether you really want to invest in that llama farm. But fear not! Just like a nosy parent, Saturn is just trying to help. So, swallow your pride, open the door, and listen to what he has to say. You might actually find his advice more helpful than a Swiss army knife at a camping trip.
And, in true Saturn fashion, expect some serious bedtime drama. With all these cosmic energies buzzing around, you might find it hard to catch some z's. Remember, this is a great time to get in touch with your inner Zen master and practice some self-care. Meditation, forest bathing, deep breathing exercises, napping (with a dream journal on standby, of course) – do whatever floats your astrological boat!
Heck, why not hit the hay a tad early? It'll give you some extra time to slow down, rest, and maybe even dream up your next big adventure. So, let's make the most of this Saturn in Pisces transit, because who knows when he'll next decide to take a swim?
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 28' 42", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2974315141km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, my star-studded friends! It's time to dig out your finest space binoculars because Uranus is doing the cosmic cha-cha in Taurus. Now, I know Taurus, you're about as comfortable with change as a Dalek is with stairs, but hang on to your trousers because change is exactly what Uranus has got hidden in its interstellar pocket! Now don't get all wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey on me. This isn't all doom and gloom. Picture this: You're cruising along in your TARDIS, everything is dandy, and then - BOOM! - your sonic screwdriver runs out of juice. Do you chuck it out? No! You find a new way to power it up. That's Uranus in Taurus for you, zapping your financial sector with some serious cosmic energy and asking you to think outside the blue police box. For the next seven years - which is just a blip in time for any Time Lord - expect the way we deal with money to change faster than you can say, "Raxacoricofallapatorius." Banks might start behaving stranger than an Ood in a disco, and the housing and stock markets could do the twist like they're at a 1960's shindig on the Moon. On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is your golden ticket to financial freedom. Tired of being as knee-deep in debt as the Titanic is in the Atlantic? Feel like your credit card interest is multiplying quicker than a horde of Adipose babies? Rent and mortgages got you feeling more trapped than a Weeping Angel at a staring contest? It's time to reevaluate our relationship with money, folks. It's regeneration time! But remember, no one likes a stubborn Sontaran. Resisting the winds of change is as pointless as a chocolate teapot. So, embrace the transition and let Uranus in Taurus guide you to a stability that's more solid than the Pandorica itself. And who knows? You might just find yourself saying, "Wow, this isn't a trap. It's a brilliant new beginning!"Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 36' 16", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4612645283km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, my cosmic comrades, buckle up, we're going on an interstellar road trip that even Bill Nye would approve of! Neptune, that big, blue, beautiful ball of gas is doing a funky little dance in Pisces, and it's creating a cosmic cocktail of clarity and compassion. I know, I know, you're thinking, "But dude, Neptune is like 4.6 billion kilometers away, what does that have to do with me?" Well, stick around, and you'll find out! So, as Neptune pirouettes in Pisces, it’s casting off a mystical mojo that invites us to channel our inner Dumbledore and see past all the muggle nonsense. You know, the petty squabbles, the ego trips, the unending quest for who has the best avocado toast (spoiler alert: they all taste the same). Instead, this planetary positioning is lighting up the path to unity like a galactic disco ball. You feeling that pull? That's Neptune playing puppet master, tugging at your heartstrings and encouraging us all to take a deep dive into the ocean of our emotional intelligence. It's like we've been handed a free pass to the Hogwarts School of Emotional Wizardry, and now's the time to discover what sort of magical mojo we can contribute to the collective consciousness. So, whether you're moved to learn Reiki, build a shrine to Carl Sagan in your closet, or just meditate on the mysteries of the universe, go for it. Neptune's got your back, or rather, your entire cosmic being. And remember, while you're out there exploring the astral plane and levitating your consciousness, don't forget to share your unearthly insights with the rest of us. We're all stardust, my friends, so let's get our glow on together! Despite the vast distance and the seemingly insurmountable light-years between us and Neptune, remember this: in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just a hop, skip, and a wormhole away from each other. So, let's make like Neptune, and keep it prograde, people!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 06' 56", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5348951605km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, earthlings and stardust beings! We've got quite the cosmic cocktail brewing up there with our pal Pluto doing the cha-cha in Aquarius. Now, you're probably thinking, "Wait, isn't Pluto just a dwarf planet?" To which I say, "Size doesn't matter when you're a celestial body of transformation!" Now, let's break this down to atomic levels. Pluto is that buddy who shows up at your door with a sledgehammer, ready to smash your old Ikea furniture so you can finally get that chic, sustainable bamboo set you've been eyeing. It's all about the big 'T' - Transformation. On the other side of the starry ring, we have Aquarius, the zodiac sign that’s the equivalent of a tech startup founder with a penchant for green smoothies and disrupting things. Put these two together and what do we get? A recipe for change that could make a black hole look like a pothole. Expect a tectonic shift in everything from your microwave oven to your Wi-Fi router. We're talking sci-fi level upgrades, folks. And it's not just gadgets and gizmos getting a cosmic makeover. It’s time to reevaluate what civil rights and humanitarianism mean in an increasingly interconnected world. The big players here won't be the ones with the biggest rocket ships or the fastest computers, but those who can work together and respect the infinite value of every life form – from a humble amoeba to the mightiest Sequoia tree. And while we're busy saving the world, let's not forget about our personal lives. Pluto in Aquarius is like a galactic life coach urging us to rethink our role in the universe. It's easy to get caught up in our own little worlds, but what if we started thinking about the bigger picture? What if our first instinct was to help humanity, not just ourselves? So, will we answer the call? Or will we let it go to voicemail? The choice is yours, my star-crossed friends. Remember, in this vast universe, change is the only constant!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 07 Pis 08' 13" |
| Moon | 25 Vir 59' 22" |
| Mercury | 05 Pis 21' 21" |
| Venus | 11 Aqu 52' 08" |
| Mars | 10 Aqu 01' 35" |
| Jupiter | 10 Tau 41' 24" |
| Saturn | 09 Pis 27' 25" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 28' 42" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 36' 16" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 06' 56" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.