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3 March, 2024
Solar activity was low with a few C-class flares observed. Region 3598 (S13W45, Dai/beta) continued to show minor growth and developed additional intermediate spots. The region produced a C2.0 flare at 02/0236 UTC. Region 3595 (N20W35, Eko/beta-gamma) was mostly stable throughout the period and produced the largest flare of the period, a C6.6/Sf at 02/1258 UTC.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were nominal throughout the period. Total field strength varied 1-5 nT, while Bz remained in a south orientation to -3 to -4 nT. Solar wind speeds ranged from 295 km/s to about 350 km/s. The phi angel was in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 08 degrees, 40' 25", at a velocity of 12.82 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. It is 386339.34 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 13 Pis 09' 38", and is 148311304km away and receding.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 08 Sag 40' 25", and is 388580km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, Star Gazers! Did you know that our beloved moon has decided to hit the road and take a vacation in Sagittarius? Yes, you heard it right! Our celestial neighbor is a whopping 388,877.842849463km away, which, in cosmic terms, is like popping out to the corner store for milk. You see, the Moon is much like that adventurous buddy of yours who can't sit still for a minute, always on the move, exploring the cosmos, one star sign at a time. And this time, it's Sagittarius - the archer, the explorer, the philosopher of the zodiac. And let's face it, who wouldn't want to hang out with Sagittarius? They're the life of the cosmic party, always full of stories from the far reaches of the universe. It's like going on an intergalactic road trip, without the hassle of refilling your spaceship's fuel tank. So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's the perfect time to channel your inner Sagittarius. Embrace the adventure, expand your horizons, ask deep existential questions like, "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?" It's time to live life on the edge, just like our moon, who's currently chilling 388,877.842849463km away. And if the moon can do it, so can you! But remember folks, even in the vast expanse of space, there is no escaping the gravitational pull of responsibility. So yes, venture into the unknown, but don't forget to take out the trash and feed the cat. The universe is all about balance! Until next time, keep your telescopes pointed at the stars and your feet grounded on Earth... or any other planet that takes your fancy. Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 16 Pis 38' 22", moving at 1.92 degrees per day, and is 200959105km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Oh, good intergalactic morning to you, space-time voyager! I've got some out-of-this-world news for you. Mercury, that cheeky little planet who's always got something to say, is doing the cosmic tango in the dreamy star-lit ballroom of Pisces. And before you ask, no, Mercury didn't take a wrong turn at Alpha Centauri. It's actually 201028569.672249913km away. Yes, I counted. Mercury, our galactic chatterbox, normally prides itself on data, details, and that oh-so-logical thinking. But Pisces? Well, Pisces would rather sip green tea with unicorns in a cloud castle, thank you very much. So, what happens when these two collide? It's like Spock at a Renaissance Fair - unexpected, but surprisingly enriching! While Mercury is playing Marco Polo in the nebulous waters of Pisces, our dreams might start to feel more like HD television than foggy reruns. Our thoughts become as loose as an astronaut's grip in zero gravity and our instincts, well, they're as strong as a Wookiee on steroids. With Pisces, we're diving into a cosmic lagoon of magic, fantasy, and idealism. It's like turning your brain into a TARDIS, bigger on the inside and capable of exploring all corners of the universe. Mercury in Pisces is like having a personal tour guide for the furthest reaches of our minds, shining a flashlight on fresh ideas, creative inspirations, and different ways of thinking. So, grab your psychic paper and sonic screwdriver because it's time to explore the unknown territories of your mind. Remember, in the words of the Doctor, "We're all stories, in the end." Make yours a good one.Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 19 Aqu 17' 44", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 226429217km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Ahoy, celestial voyagers! It's time to buckle up and adjust your telescopic sights because Venus, that saucy celestial siren, has shimmy-shammied her way into Aquarius. Now, just to clear up any misconceptions, that doesn't mean she's taken up water polo or developed a sudden fondness for fish. No, my friends, in astro-speak, Venus in Aquarius means love is about to get a whole lot more... interesting. Let's crunch some numbers, shall we? Venus, in all her glory, is hanging out at a cool 226398663.116867632km away. (And who said romance was dead?) She's currently doing the cosmic waltz in prograde, which is just a fancy way of saying she's moving forward. But enough with the astronomical small talk; let's dive into what this means for your love life. Venus in Aquarius is like mixing a high-tech sci-fi convention with a 60s love-in. It's... different. The line between friend-zone and end-zone suddenly becomes thinner than the plot of a bad soap opera. Your buddies? Yeah, they could be your next love interest. So, you might want to rethink that poker night and opt for a romantic comedy instead. Aquarius is the Spock of the Zodiac—logical, intelligent, and a tad emotionally distant. So, don't expect any melodramatic declarations of love or passionate serenades under your window. In this season, we're all about uniting with those who share our thoughts, not necessarily our heartbeats. If you're hitched, Venus in Aquarius will turn down the intensity dial and pump up the volume on honesty and friendship. It's less about candlelit dinners and more about supporting each other in saving the whales or reducing carbon footprints. Independent endeavors are encouraged, but remember to return to your partner with enriched experiences and tales of your exploits. For the lone wolves out there, it's time to unleash your inner social butterfly. Venus in Aquarius loves a good soiree, meetup, or march for a good cause. And, if you find yourself suddenly attracted to someone who wouldn't normally be your type, embrace it! Who knows, they might just be the Riker to your Troi. Lastly, in this phase of Venus in Aquarius, we're all about embracing the new, the modern, and the unique. So, splurge on that new gadget, try out that edgyMars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 14 Aqu 40' 16", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 329280998km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Mars in Aquarius, it is
Now, my dear star-friends, Mars in Aquarius we find. A time it is, to fight for change, not with fists, but with the mind. Much like a Jedi using the force, you must channel your inner warrior source. Hold on to your telescopes and quantum physics textbooks, this ride might get a bit turbulent!
Fresh ideas, original plans, this transit is all about. Conventional thinking? Toss it out! The future is not a vague, distant nebula, but a star you're rocketing towards. Forget about the box, we're talking parallel universes here.
With Mars in Aquarius, injustices beam down like glaring supernovas. The underdog, often overlooked like Pluto in our solar system, now takes center stage. We see not just the black holes, but the wormholes to solutions. Time to crank up the revolution engine to warp speed, folks!
Following rules while Mars orbits free-thinking Aquarius is as hard as spotting Neptune with a toy telescope. Who would want to? Like a cosmic rebel rebelling against gravitational pull, shove aside the old ways. It's not about fitting into the Milky Way, it's about creating your own galaxy. Embrace the new, break the laws of physics, defy gravity. Ignite your rocket engines, it's time to explore the uncharted cosmos of your potential.
So buckle up, stargazers, as Mars takes us on this intergalactic journey. Remember, the force is with you, always!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 42' 19", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 814251342km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Odd Couple
Alright, my cosmic cadets, get ready for a celestial dance that's more mismatched than Sheldon Cooper at a hippie commune. That's right - Jupiter, the big, gassy guru of wisdom is currently shacking up with Taurus, our steadfast, earthy overachiever. It's like a Star Trek marathon crashing into an HGTV home improvement show.
While this might sound as compatible as mixing Mentos and Diet Coke (don't try that at home, kids), it's actually a cosmic cocktail that can lead to some real groundbreaking stuff! With Jupiter's PhD in Deep Thought and Taurus' Master's degree in Getting Things Done, we're being given an opportunity to tap into our inner Yoda and actually use the Force for something other than flipping the TV remote from across the room.
Now, let's talk money, honey. Jupiter is basically the cosmic Oprah, handing out good luck and fortune like it's going out of style. And Taurus? Well, it's the zodiac's resident tycoon, always sniffing out opportunities for wealth. So, when these two get together, it's like hitting the jackpot in the cosmic lottery. But remember folks, always spend wisely. Indulging in a lifetime supply of chocolate may sound tempting, but your waistline might not thank you later.
So, as these two big shots hang out in the cosmos, we're reminded to slow down, dig deep and keep our eyes on the prize. And remember, even if the journey seems as long as a Lord of the Rings marathon, trust the process. After all, it's not just about the destination, but the epic adventure along the way.
So buckle up, space nerds. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's going to be a wild ride!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 10 Pis 11' 23", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1602135033km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, my celestial comrades, grab your telescopes and strap on your space boots. We're diving nose-deep into the cosmic soup of Saturn in Pisces! Saturn, the cosmic equivalent of that strict but oddly endearing schoolteacher, has decided to take a dip in the dreamy waters of Pisces. This is like your favorite science fiction novel coming to life. If you've been daydreaming about inventing time travel or opening an intergalactic coffee shop, now's the perfect time to connect with that dream. But remember, this isn't just a whimsical fantasy. It's like a cosmic TED talk. Saturn is here to give you a reality check and make sure those dreams have some weight in the real world. So, while you're dreaming about serving espressos to extraterrestrials, don't forget to figure out how to actually brew the coffee in zero gravity. Now, let's be real. Saturn in Pisces is not exactly a walk in the park. It's more like a trek through an alien jungle – you never know what will pop out at you. You might feel a bit invaded, like Saturn is that annoying roommate who insists on cleaning your room while you're still in it. But instead of hanging a "Do Not Disturb" sign, try opening the door and giving him a chance. You might find his advice (annoying as it may be) is just what you need. With all this celestial energy floating around, you might feel a bit restless. Sleep could become elusive, like a sci-fi plot twist that keeps you awake at night. Don’t panic! This is the perfect time to channel your inner hippie. Meditate, go for a long walk among the trees (or better yet, imagine you're strolling through an alien forest), breathe deeply, and sleep when you can. Maybe even treat yourself to an early night. And remember, just like the best sci-fi books, Saturn in Pisces is full of deep wisdom and profound insights. So, take a moment to listen to the whispers of the cosmos. They might just guide you to your next big adventure.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 38' 44", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2988662600km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Taurus Rodeo
Let's talk about Uranus in Taurus, folks. It's like inviting a disco-dancing, neon-clad, electric guitar-wielding alien to a traditional tea party. Taurus, our comfy-cozy, old-fashioned, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" sign is having its world rocked by Uranus, the planet of change, revolution, and "let's see what happens if we press this button!" Chaos theory just got a new poster child.
While Taurus is busy counting pennies and planning for retirement, Uranus strides in with a "YOLO" t-shirt and a brand new cryptocurrency that fluctuates more than a caffeine-addicted seismograph. The financial landscape might start looking like an Escher painting, but hey, who needs stability when you can have excitement, right?
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like your kooky aunt who insists on cleaning out your closet and donating half your stuff to charity. "But Aunt Uranus, I need my collection of vintage comic books!" you protest. "Nonsense!" she replies, "You need to liberate yourself from material possessions!" And before you know it, you're living a minimalist lifestyle and surprisingly, loving it.
So, buckle up and put on your best pair of dancing shoes because the Uranus in Taurus rodeo is here. It's going to shake things up, turn them upside down and likely leave us in a better place... eventually. Resistance is futile, change is inevitable, and let's be honest, it's going to be one heck of a ride!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 49' 27", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4617244939km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: The Cosmic Disco Ball
Alright, space cadets, we've got Neptune parked in Pisces and this big blue gas giant is so far away you'd need a StarGate or a really good Uber driver to get there. But don't worry, your GPS won't lose service because this cosmic disco ball is spinning in prograde - that's 'forward' for those of us who didn't ace astrophysics.
Now, Neptune in Pisces is like a spiritual X-ray machine, showing us the skeletons in our cosmic closets. It's like that moment when you finally clear your browser history and you're left staring at your real self in the reflection of your computer screen. Suddenly, all the petty squabbles and Earthly distractions look as thin as a Klingon's patience.
This celestial alignment is your wake-up call from the universe, ringing louder than your alarm clock after a night of binge-watching Stargate episodes. It's urging you to take stock of what you can bring to the intergalactic potluck. Maybe you've got secret skills as a peacemaker, or maybe you've got an idea to make the world a better place that's been sitting in the back of your brain like a forgotten packet of astronaut ice cream.
This is the perfect time to sign up for that online course in Wiccan basket weaving or to turn your living room into a makeshift Zen garden. You know, really dive headfirst into whatever speaks to your soul - just be sure to wear a helmet. The kicker? Neptune in Pisces is ready to back you up like a cosmic cheerleader, waving pom-poms made of stardust and encouraging you to share your quirky passions with the world.
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 16' 30", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5339995269km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
The Madcap Master's Take on Pluto in Aquarius
Alright, my cosmic comrades, buckle up because our little underdog, Pluto, the sassy dwarf planet (oh, come on, we all know it's still a planet at heart), is hitching a ride through Aquarius and it's going to be as exhilarating as a Star Trek marathon during a caffeine binge.
So, let's break this down like an episode of Doctor Who with a timey-wimey plot twist. Pluto, our celestial equivalent of a phoenix rising from the ashes, is all about transformation. We're not just talking about swapping your skinny jeans for flared trousers or changing your coffee order from a latte to a cappuccino. No, no, no. We're talking about regeneration on a soul-deep level, like when the Doctor regenerates and suddenly enjoys eating fish fingers with custard.
Now, pair this with Aquarius, the zodiac's very own mad scientist, who's all about pushing boundaries and shaking things up, and you've got a recipe for some serious evolutionary leaps and bounds. Think quantum leaps in science and technology, space exploration, and maybe even the invention of a TARDIS (fingers crossed!).
But hang on to your sonic screwdrivers, because this isn't just about technological advancements. This transit is also about changing the way we view ourselves and the world around us. Imagine if our natural instinct was to think about what's best for everyone else, rather than just ourselves? Aquarius, the humanitarian of the zodiac, and Pluto, the transformer, are combining their cosmic powers to nudge us towards this fundamental shift in perspective.
So, my stargazing compatriots, are we ready to embrace this radical renaissance? Will we answer the call to become the best versions of ourselves for the sake of humanity? Or, in the words of the Doctor, "Do we have the courage to make a good Dalek?" Only time (and space) will tell.
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 13 Pis 09' 38" |
| Moon | 08 Sag 40' 25" |
| Mercury | 16 Pis 38' 22" |
| Venus | 19 Aqu 17' 44" |
| Mars | 14 Aqu 40' 16" |
| Jupiter | 11 Tau 42' 19" |
| Saturn | 10 Pis 11' 23" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 38' 44" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 49' 27" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 16' 30" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.