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4 March, 2024
Solar activity was low with low level C-class flares observed from Regions 3598 (S13W58, Dai/beta) and 3599 (S13E48, Cro/beta). Both of these regions began to show signs of decay this period. The remaining regions were mostly stable. New Region 3601 (N13W07, Bxo/beta) was numbered. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters became enhanced due to CME activity at around 03/0845 UTC. Following CME arrival, total field strength reached 19 nT, Bz reached -17 nT and solar wind speeds increased from 280 to 375 km/s. The phi angle was variable.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 21 degrees, 41' 31", at a velocity of 13.23 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. It is 381479.07 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 14 Pis 09' 47", and is 148349577km away and receding.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 21 Sag 41' 31", and is 382856km away and approaching.Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Prepare to set your phasers on 'inspired', because the moon has just popped into Sagittarius and it's like a cosmic Red Bull for your adventurous spirit! The moon is currently a whopping 383,181.757362680 km away, which may seem like a lot, but in the grand scheme of the universe, it's just a quick warp-speed hop, skip, and jump away. So, no need to call Scotty for a beam-up just yet. Now, being in Sagittarius, the moon is in the mood to party like it's Stardate 2265. The Archer is all about exploration and knowledge, so you might be feeling this sudden urge to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, boldly going where no one has gone before...like maybe the supermarket, in your pajamas. No judgment here. But don't get too comfortable in this space-faring adventurism. In the next 24 hours, the moon will be moseying over into Capricorn. This might feel like going from an intergalactic disco to a Starfleet board meeting, but hey, even the most daring adventurers need to balance their checkbooks, am I right? So strap in, cosmic explorers! It's going to be a wild ride. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's with delight at finding that last tub of double chocolate chip ice cream in your freezer. Live long and prosper!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 18 Pis 33' 47", moving at 1.93 degrees per day, and is 199524531km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
The Terminator's Take on Mercury in Pisces
"Well, well, well. If it isn't our old friend Mercury, doing the planetary moonwalk into the realm of Pisces. Now, I'm no intergalactic overlord, but I know a thing or two about how this will mess with your human circuits. You see, when Mercury saunters into Pisces, your dreams go from standard definition to 4K resolution. Your thought processes, usually as linear as a Terminator's targeting system, become as tangled as earbuds left in a pocket. Mercury, that cheeky little planet that rules our thoughts and communication style, is now doing the cosmic tango with Pisces. This is like trying to program a robot with poetry—doesn't exactly compute, right? But hold onto your microchips, because this could actually be a software upgrade you didn't know you needed. Pisces is like the Sci-Fi channel of the Zodiac—thriving in a world of magic, fantasy, and idealism. With Mercury visiting, our minds become as wide open as a black hole, sucking up solutions from places we've never even considered before. It's like suddenly discovering you have a hidden USB port for extra data storage. Mercury in Pisces is less about cold, hard facts and more about intuition. It's like swapping out your laser gun for a crystal ball. It's not about precision aiming, but rather, feeling out where to shoot. So, whether you're an actual cyborg or just a regular Joe, buckle up. The stars are about to take you on a wild ride through the cosmos. And remember, 'I'll be back'... with more astrology updates."Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 20 Aqu 32' 01", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 227073499km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Greetings, my celestial travelers! Brace your telescopes because Venus, the cosmic queen of love and designer labels, is moonwalking into Aquarius territory. That's right, she's on a space vacation 227,043,192.737838417km away -- but hey, who's counting? Now, as we all know, Aquarius is like the cool indie guitarist in the zodiac band. When Venus strums her heartstrings, we collectively hum a tune that sounds suspiciously like "BFFs with Benefits." Suddenly, that friend you've been dismissing as 'just a mate' starts to look like they're holding the keys to your heart... or at least your Netflix account. But hold up! Aquarius doesn't do mushy. So, forget about whispering sweet nothings or creating a mixtape of love songs. Instead, expect intellectual pillow talk and heated debates about whether Pluto should be reinstated as a planet. This celestial combo gives love a good shake like a cosmic cocktail, making relationships less about holding hands and more about holding placards at a protest. For those already hitched, it's time to dust off your initial connect-the-dots and remember why you swiped right on each other. Maybe it was their shared love for climate change documentaries or their unmatched ability to quote Star Trek episodes verbatim. For the lone wolves out there, this is your golden ticket to the chocolate factory of love. Venus in Aquarius adds an unusual, almost sci-fi twist to romance. Think meeting your potential soulmate at a cosplay event or discovering a shared affinity for quantum physics at a neighborhood BBQ. The mantra for success here is: Keep an open mind. And maybe also an open WiFi connection. During this astrological alignment, we are magnetically drawn towards the modern, the unique, and the slightly offbeat. Thinking of swapping your jeans for jorts? Go for it. Eyeing that new VR headset? Treat yourself. Remember, folks, Venus in Aquarius is all about embracing the unconventional, celebrating individuality, and maybe falling for someone who knows the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. So, buckle up and enjoy this cosmic ride. Who knows? You might just find love in a galaxy not so far away.Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 15 Aqu 26' 47", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 328705303km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
A Martian Vacation in Aquarius: Time for a Rebellion
Well, my star-studded friends, pull out your space helmets and strap in. Mars, the cosmic big shot, has decided to take a vacation in Aquarius. And being 328,730,097.907888234km away, he's not exactly next door. But remember, in space, no one can hear you complain about the distance!
Just picture our red neighbor, chilling in Aquarius, sipping a space latte and watching reruns of Star Trek. While he's there, he's doing more than just catching up on Captain Kirk's latest adventures. He's also setting off a high-octane wave of rebellious energy that's about to hit us like a photon torpedo!
The arrival of Mars in Aquarius is like inviting Spock to a peace rally. It's all about championing ideas and ideals, standing up for our rights, and fighting for change... but with logic and reason instead of phasers. I mean, who needs fists when you have Vulcan nerve pinches, right?
It's time to break out of your boxes, folks. Not literally, unless you're actually living in a box, in which case, please seek immediate assistance. Metaphorically speaking, it's time to stop thinking inside the box, outside the box, or even about the box. Just forget the box exists. Heck, let's just send the box into a black hole and be done with it!
With Mars in Aquarius, we're getting a prime opportunity to tackle injustices and societal problems head-on. Aquarius, our zodiac's resident humanitarian, is all about the underdog. And with Mars firing up this sign, we're seeing not just the problems but the solutions, too. It's like having a personal, cosmic Sherlock Holmes on our side. Take that, Moriarty!
Finally, let me just say this: rules and Mars in Aquarius mix about as well as oil and water... or Vulcans and Romulans. Basically, it's time to embrace your inner rebel and forge your own path. Think of it as a chance to grow into your own, one small step (or giant leap) at a time.
So get ready, space cadets. We're on a journey towards change and liberation. Mars in Aquarius is here, and it's
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 52' 51", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 816309937km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus - Marty McFly Style
Alright, folks, buckle up your DeLoreans, because we're about to go back... or maybe forward, in time. Jupiter is grooving with Taurus right now, and it's like Doc Brown just dropped a flux capacitor into the mix of your life.
See, Jupiter is like the smarty-pants of our cosmic neighborhood, always pushing for deep thoughts and wisdom. And Taurus? Well, they're the chillaxers of the zodiac, stubborn as a mule but steady as a rock. When these two party together, it's like having Einstein and a hippie in the same room. They remind us that the answers we seek are not "out there" but right here, in the 1.21 gigawatts of our own being.
Ever had a dream and thought, "That's about as possible as time travel in a flying car?" Well, with Jupiter in Taurus, you might just find that your flux capacitor is fluxing. You'll want to make plans, check off to-do lists, and work towards your dream like George McFly punching Biff out in the diner. It's all about trusting the process and reaching for something as real and tangible as a hoverboard beneath your feet.
And here's the kicker: Jupiter's not just about wisdom; it's also the lucky charm of the planetary pack. And Taurus? They're all about the Benjamins. So, when these two join forces, it's like hitting the jackpot on a cosmic slot machine. Your pockets might just feel heavier – with gold, not plutonium.
But remember, Taurus has a thing for the good life and can be a bit of a glutton. So, when Jupiter, the planet of more-is-more, comes to play, it's like having an all-you-can-eat buffet at your disposal. Be careful not to confuse your wants as needs – don't be a Biff in a world full of McFlys.
So, grab your self-lacing shoes and hoverboard. We're in for a wild ride with Jupiter in Taurus. And remember, "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one."
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 10 Pis 18' 42", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601980871km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Coach is in Town
Alright, stargazers! Strap on your space helmets and buckle up, because we're about to dive deep into the cosmic soup. Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, has moved into Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy daydreamer. Now, imagine Saturn as your nerdy science teacher who has suddenly decided to crash your weekend Dungeons and Dragons session. Yep, it's gonna be that kind of party!
Saturn, the Master of Rules, hanging out in the same room with Pisces, the Zodiac's resident daydreamer, is like Spock having a mind-meld with Woodstock. It's all about making sure your dreams aren't just pretty little clouds floating aimlessly around your head. This cosmic duo wants you to meticulously plan out your dreams: budgeting for that long-dreamt-of trip to Comic-Con, mapping out the plot for your next epic fantasy novel, or perhaps creating the blueprint for your very own hobbit hole.
But let's not sugarcoat it; Saturn in Pisces isn't always a walk in a unicorn-filled meadow. It's more like your favorite sci-fi series getting a reality check from Bill Nye the Science Guy. You might feel like your imaginative paradise is under scrutiny, and it can be as uncomfortable as a Vulcan nerve pinch. But remember, Saturn is like that annoying roommate who constantly cleans up after you - annoying but beneficial. So, open up the door, listen to his dad jokes, and take in the wisdom.
With all this serious contemplation happening in Pisces' dreamland, it's normal to feel like a caffeinated leprechaun – restless and jumpy. So, dear stargazers, it's time to embrace your inner Yoda: meditate, take long walks in the forest moon of Endor, breathe deeply, nap (with a dream journal, of course!), and get plenty of sleep. You might even consider hitting the hay early to give your brain a break. Trust me; this transit is like a cosmic TED Talk, so tune in and absorb the wisdom.
Remember, folks, the universe doesn’t make house calls - it's up to us to dial in. So, make the most of Saturn in Pisces, and let your dreams boldly go where no dream has gone before!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 40' 34", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2990998069km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, folks, we've got a bit of a cosmic kerfuffle on our hands! Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the solar system has decided to squat in the humble abode of the most peace-loving, chill and steadfast sign out there, Taurus. You can see the problem here right? It's like inviting a bull into a china shop...no pun intended. Now, Taurus, bless its little cotton socks, is all about stability, routine, and, let's not forget, money. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" is their motto. Well, Uranus, being the celestial equivalent of a mad scientist, is all about, "But what if we do fix it? Or better yet, let's blow it up and build something new!" So, you've got this cosmic clash happening right now. A sort of celestial David versus Goliath, if you will. Except instead of slingshots and stones, it's about cold hard cash and comfort zones. The money market, which Taurus holds dear, might feel like it's on a roller coaster designed by a lunatic. Cryptocurrency, anyone? Additionally, while you're clutching your purse strings, you might start feeling a tad choked by all your material possessions. That's Uranus, prodding you with a cosmic cattle prod, telling you to loosen up and redefine your relationship with money and materialism. Now, I know it sounds like a sci-fi horror flick titled "Attack of the Cosmic Change-Bringer," but remember - Uranus is not here to cause havoc. Okay, maybe a little havoc, but it's all for a good cause. He's here to liberate us from the shackles of financial stress and unnecessary material burdens. So, grab your towel (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, anyone?), take a deep breath, and let's ride this wave together. By the end of it, you might just find that you've landed in a much better, financially sound, and less cluttered place. And hey, who knows, you might even get a laugh out of it! After all, Uranus is pretty funny...well, at least its name is.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 51' 41", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4617866411km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alrighty, stargazers and celestial enthusiasts, let's dive into the cosmic soup and ladle out some wisdom from the universe. Brace yourselves, my dear star children, for Neptune has decided to throw a pool party in Pisces. Now, if you're asking me, "Wait, how can a gas giant throw a pool party?", allow me to remind you - we're talking about Neptune here, the king of the cosmic sea! The one who carries a trident in the yearbook pictures. And while we're at it, let's not forget that this party is happening a mere 4.6 billion kilometers away. You might need to hitch a ride on the TARDIS to get there! So, our big blue buddy Neptune is doing the cha-cha slide in the constellation of Pisces, and it’s all about the feels. Imagine you've just slipped on a pair of truth goggles (and possibly a snorkel), because Neptune in Pisces is all about perceiving the emotional and spiritual undercurrents of the universe. It's like suddenly understanding that all the small, petty differences between us are as insignificant as arguing over whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better. (We all know it's Doctor Who, anyway.) This cosmic alignment waves its magic wand and encourages us to channel our inner Mr. Spock, exploring the vast potential of our emotional intelligence. It's time to set phasers to 'love' and use our unique gifts to make a difference in the world. Now is the perfect moment to enroll in that online course on crystal healing you've been eyeing, or to set up a shrine to your favorite sci-fi character at home. Why not? The energy of Neptune in Pisces won't judge you. It's cheering you on to share your wild and wonderful ideas with the world. So, buckle up, my celestial cadets. Let's navigate these cosmic waters together, and remember, as the Doctor would say, "We're all just stories in the end. Make it a good one."Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 18' 02", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5338385880km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: It's Nerdy Rebirth Time, Baby!
Alright folks, it's time to talk about the cosmic odd couple, Pluto (no, not the dog, sorry Disney fans) and Aquarius. Now, Pluto is about 5,338,421,976.021718979km away (don't ask me to repeat that), but we're still feeling its vibes, man. Pluto is all about deep transformations, like turning from a caterpillar into a butterfly, or a pizza into a calzone. You get the gist.
Think of Pluto as that intense dude at the party who insists on talking about soul-searching journeys while everyone else just wants to play beer pong. But instead of bailing on him, you decide to listen, and next thing you know, you're reevaluating your life choices, your relationships, and yes, your beer pong strategy. That's what Pluto does, it shakes things up from the core. And let's face it, who couldn't use a bit of shaking up?
Now, let's add Aquarius into the mix. Aquarius is all about progress and innovation - think of it as your tech-savvy friend who always has the latest gadgets and is constantly talking about space travel and colonizing Mars. When Pluto goes on a road trip with Aquarius, things are bound to get interesting. We're talking worldwide changes in science, technology, even civil rights and humanitarianism. Yeah, it's a big deal.
In our personal lives, this combo is basically giving us a cosmic kick in the pants to reconsider our place in the world. It's easy to put ourselves first, but what if we started thinking more about others? Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sharing is caring," right? This is the change that Pluto in Aquarius wants to see in us. Will we answer the call? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure, it's gonna be one heck of a ride!
So buckle up, my astro-nerds! With Pluto in Aquarius, it's time to embrace some serious change, geek out over new tech, and maybe even share that last slice of pizza. Who knows? It might just lead to a cosmic transformation!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 14 Pis 09' 47" |
| Moon | 21 Sag 41' 31" |
| Mercury | 18 Pis 33' 47" |
| Venus | 20 Aqu 32' 01" |
| Mars | 15 Aqu 26' 47" |
| Jupiter | 11 Tau 52' 51" |
| Saturn | 10 Pis 18' 42" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 40' 34" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 51' 41" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 18' 02" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.