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23 March, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels. The strongest flare of the period was an M4.2/2b flare (R1-Minor) at 22/2032 UTC from Region 3615 (S13E10, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta). Further coronagraph imagery is needed to determine if there was a CME associated with the event. The region remained the most complex on the visible disk and continued to grow in area over the past 24 hours.
NOAA reports a Minor Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are moderately increased. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated waning influences of a CME that left the Sun on 17 Mar. Total magnetic field strength was between 4-10 nT. The Bz component was mostly oriented northward this period. Solar wind speeds varied between ~330-360 km/s.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 11 degrees, 09' 15", at a velocity of 11.81 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13 days old. It is 405282.44 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 03 Ari 06' 40", and is 149108884km away and receding.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 11 Vir 09' 15", and is 406253km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Virgo
Greetings, star children! Now strap in, because your Astro-Nerd is about to drop some cosmic truth bombs on you. Let's talk about the moon, that big ol' hunk of cheese in the sky. Currently, it's lounging in Virgo, which is like having your fussy aunt come to stay. She's about 406,236.476121338km away, but you know how it is with aunts – they have a way of making their presence felt no matter the distance. Now, imagine Aunt Moon dusting off her spectacles, neatly organizing her lunar craters, and triple-checking her celestial itinerary. That's right, my friends, she's in full Virgo mode, bringing an energy of meticulousness and a dash of perfectionism to our humble Earthly abode. What does this mean for you? Well, you might find yourself more focused on details than usual. You may be suddenly inspired to alphabetize your spice rack, color coordinate your wardrobe, or finally tackle that pesky puzzle you've been avoiding because one piece was missing. (Spoiler alert: It's under the couch.) But remember, just because the moon is channeling her inner Monica Geller doesn't mean you have to go overboard. Take a leaf out of The Dude's book, keep it chill, and balance is your keyword. And hey, if you suddenly find yourself knowing the exact distance between you and the moon, embrace your inner nerd. After all, everyone loves a smarty pants! So, prepare for a period of productive precision, folks. Embrace the Virgo energy, but don't forget to take time to sit back, relax, and maybe gaze at our dear moon while pondering the mysteries of the universe. Just remember, as your resident Astro-Nerd, I'm here to remind you that the cosmos is vast, chaotic, and beautiful - just like life itself. Keep looking up, star children!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 21 Ari 32' 33", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 140962597km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: The Cosmic Speed Dating
Alright, star gazers, buckle up! Because Mercury, that cheeky little planet with a need for speed, has swiped right on Aries! Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of Aries, I think of someone who was probably the first kid to cannonball into the deep end of the pool or who regularly breaks the sound barrier on their rollerblades. So, this match is like giving an espresso shot to a roadrunner. Fast and furious, baby!
Now what does this cosmic speed dating mean for us? It's easy. Imagine your mind on a treadmill, not just any treadmill, but one that's stuck on the 'Sprint' setting. That's right, we're all thinking faster, talking faster, and possibly even moving faster. If you've been hesitating to make that bold move, now's the time. Just remember, caution has left the building, and sensitivity might be hiding in the broom closet. So, be kind with your words, Einstein.
But there's a silver lining too! This celestial meet-cute between Mercury and Aries sparks some serious innovation. Suddenly, those pesky problems that have been hanging over your head like a deflated balloon are going to get a fresh burst of helium. And, just like a forgotten party balloon, they'll be floating away before you know it. Grab onto those flashes of brilliance as fast as you can, because this is Aries we're talking about, and the only speed it knows is lightning.
So, dear stargazers, let's make the most of this cosmic speed date. Remember, speak your mind, but do it with love; think fast, but think smart; and above all, enjoy the ride. Because Mercury in Aries is like a roller coaster – it’s quick, thrilling, and before you know it, it's over and you're left wondering, "What just happened?"
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 14 Pis 02' 55", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 238280142km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Ahoy space travelers! You're tuned in to Cosmic Chronicles with your favorite intergalactic astrologer. Today's top story: Venus, that dazzling dame of the cosmos, has glided into Pisces' celestial seas. And let me tell you, it's going to be more intoxicating than a Centauri cocktail! Venus shimmying into Pisces is like being trapped in a cosmic rom-com. Suddenly, everyone's seeing hearts and humming love songs. This isn't your standard everyday romance, no siree! We're not just talking about holding hands at the moonlit beach; we're talking about soul-melding, universe-collapsing, grand cosmic love! Be careful though, because it's easier to fall for a Vorlon mind trick than to see clearly in this misty love fog. Now, listen up my star-crossed lovers, remember that while Venus is in Pisces, she's wearing some pretty rosy glasses. She tends to overlook the "warts and all" part of love. So if you've just met someone who seems to share your passion for quantum mechanics and G'Quan Eth plant gardening, take it slow. You don't want to wake up one day and realize you've actually been swooning over a Pak'ma'ra! But hey, it's not all illusions and disappointments. If you've been nitpicking every flaw of your significant other, from their questionable taste in space fashion to their incessant need for discussing the finer points of hyperspace theory, Venus in Pisces will help you see them in a new, almost divine light. Switching gears from love to finance, Venus in Pisces is less Gordon Gekko and more Mother Teresa. It's a great time to explore your spiritual side or get creative. Maybe try turning your knack for alien linguistics into a side gig? But remember, it's not about hoarding gold like a Drazi. This cosmic combo encourages us to use our talents for the greater good. So, whether you're navigating the tumultuous seas of love or contemplating a career in interstellar meditation, let Venus in Pisces guide your journey. And remember, no matter where the cosmic winds take you, keep your sense of humor. After all, the universe has a pretty good one. It made us, didn't it? Until next time, space travelers! May your stars continue to twinkle.Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 00 Pis 12' 44", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 317733469km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Pisces
Mars in Pisces: An Astrological Farce
Just when you thought life couldn't get any more unorthodox, Mars, that fiery red planet with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, decides to prance into whimsical Pisces. I say prance because Mars, usually the poster child for assertiveness and action, suddenly finds itself in the land of dreams, imagination, and fish. It's a bit like watching a bulldozer try ballet, really.
So what does this mean for all you earthlings? Well, instead of charging forth with all the grace of a rhinoceros, Mars in Pisces encourages you to move your mountains in a more nuanced way. It's like being given a cosmic green light to take action, but instead of revving the engine and screeching off, you're supposed to... well, daydream it into reality. Or something like that.
During this transit, you might find yourself feeling like a superhero in a tie-dye t-shirt. You are now equipped with the power to push gently, express yourself creatively, and fight for higher purposes. So go ahead and save those whales, feed the homeless, paint a masterpiece, or simply write angry letters to your local council about the state of the footpaths. The world is your tofu burger, my friend.
But be warned: Mars in Pisces can also make us lash out with all the precision of a blindfolded ninja. So, before you charge into battle, make sure you actually have a target in sight and you're not just flailing wildly at passing butterflies. That's just embarrassing.
Lastly, let's not forget about Pisces' talent for touching our inner artists. Why use boring, ordinary communication when you can interpretive dance your feelings or write a sonnet about your morning coffee? Let Mars in Pisces be your reminder that life is but a canvas for your cosmic creativity.
So brace yourself. With Mars in Pisces, your life is about to become as predictable as quantum physics. But hey, at least it's not boring, right?
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 31' 17", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 851609102km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ahoy, space voyagers! Prepare your cosmic calculators because the biggest bad boy of our solar system, Jupiter, is currently hanging out in Taurus, and things are about to get interesting. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about some sort of intergalactic rodeo. No, the bull we're dealing with here is of the zodiac variety. Jupiter, being the planetary equivalent of that wise old guy in the pub who knows everything, is a beacon of wisdom, encouraging deep thinking. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is like your grandma's old rocking chair — stable, dependable, and, let's face it, a bit on the inert side. But when these two come together, it's like suddenly finding out you've been carrying the secrets of the universe in your back pocket all this time. And it gets better! With Jupiter in Taurus, we're not just aimlessly floating around in space. We have a clear destination and the motivation to boldly go where... well, where we've been planning to go for ages. It's like being handed a cosmic 'to-do' list, complete with handy checkboxes to keep track of our progress. But wait, there's more! Jupiter isn't just a wise old sage — he's also the planet of good luck and fortune. And when he teams up with Taurus, a sign known for its love of wealth and money, we're talking about a potential cosmic lottery win. So, buckle up, everyone! It's time to take a hard look at our galactic bank accounts and find those hidden opportunities for growth. But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility. Taurus is known for enjoying the finer things in life and having a bit of a 'treat yo self' mentality. So, when the planet of expansion meets a sign known for overindulgence, it's like a cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet. It's up to us to show some restraint and not go overboard. So, as we navigate this cosmic journey, let's remember to balance our desires with wisdom, keep our impulses in check, and most importantly, enjoy the ride. After all, we're not just stardust — we're stardust with a plan.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 35' 40", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1591896350km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hey there, space cadet! Buckle up and prepare for a cosmic ride as Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, takes a swim in the nebulous waters of Pisces. This is like your rigid, rule-abiding uncle joining a drum circle at a hippie festival - it's gonna be wild, man! Saturn in Pisces is like a galactic pep talk for your wildest dreams. Always wanted to pen that sci-fi novel about alien hamsters? Been daydreaming about launching your small business selling hand-knit UFO cozies? Now's the time to get those plans into hyperdrive. The universe is ready to coach you to victory, so grab a notepad and start taking notes from the cosmos! But let's be real, Saturn in Pisces isn't some cosmic joyride through a rainbow nebula. It's more like an uninvited Starfleet inspection. It might feel like Saturn is poking and prodding at your most precious dreams, and it's easy to throw up a forcefield in defence. But remember, Saturn is the wise old sage of the solar system - his advice is worth its weight in neutron stars. With all this mind-bending action in dreamy Pisces, don't be surprised if you're feeling a little spaced out. You might find yourself tossing and turning in your sleep pod, or feeling more anxious than a red shirt on an away mission. It's important to find your inner zen during this time. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, practice deep breathing, or even take a cat nap (with a dream journal nearby!). Heck, why not hit the hay early to give your brain some much-needed downtime? So while Saturn in Pisces might seem like a black hole of stress, remember - it's just a temporal anomaly on the path to your dreams. Let Saturn's sage wisdom guide you, and you'll come out the other side faster than light speed!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 23' 12", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3031273458km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
In the Style of Yoda, Uranus in Taurus I Speak Of
Hmm, steady and stable, Taurus likes. Yes, hrrm. But surprise! Uranus, the cosmic prankster, loves a good shake-up it does! Clinging to the old ways, Taurus might. But alas, the best ways, they are not always. Go along for the cosmic ride, we must, even if our hooves dig into the ground. In the end, realize we will, that to a better place these changes have brought us, hmm.
Money, the expertise of Taurus it is, hmm. So, with Uranus vacationing in Taurus, expect some revolutionary money-handling we can! Galactic credits, golden galleons or even Bitcoin – brand new forms of currency may arise, they might! Banks could go on a galaxy-wide strike, housing markets might do the moonwalk, and stock markets may just decide to play hide and seek!
On a more personal asteroid belt, us to break free from the grips of money, Uranus in Taurus encourages. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – the real Death Stars they are, preventing us from saving money or using it the way we want. Trapped by our material possessions, we may feel. But fear not! Here to liberate us, Uranus is. Digging in our heels and resisting, will only make the ride bumpier. The changes we make during this interstellar journey, a point of greater stability they could bring. Long-lasting they can be, like Yoda’s wisdom!
Remember, friends, 3031216052.376097202km away Uranus may be, but its influence, closer than your next breath it is. And prograde it is currently. Forward motion, progress, evolution – the name of the game, they are! So buckle up, Taurus, for a cosmic ride we're in. May the force be with you and your wallet!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 34' 44", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621581885km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Far-Out Voyage to Inner Peace
Well, space cadets, it's time to adjust those telescope lenses and take a gander at the cosmos because our old buddy Neptune has decided to vacation in Pisces. That's right, the big blue gas giant is chillin' at a staggering 4,621,587,394.275033951km away (give or take a few light years for traffic delays).
Neptune, you see, is currently doing the cosmic version of a moonwalk - it's in prograde. So what’s that mean for us earthlings? Well, it's like getting the green light from the universe to start seeing things with a splash of Piscean perspicacity.
Picture this: Neptune in Pisces is like wearing a pair of emotional 3D glasses. Suddenly, you're seeing Avatar for the first time again, but this time it's your own life. You're starting to realize that squabbling over who ate the last slice of pizza is as futile as a screen door on a submarine. The beauty of unity is glowing brighter than your grandma's neon bingo marker.
This cosmic conga line is nudging us to look within and ask ourselves, "What can I bring to this interstellar potluck?" Maybe it's your gluten-free brownies, or perhaps it's your ability to solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute. Whatever it is, now's the time to share it with the world.
Now, I know what you're thinking, "But my comfort zone has such a lovely couch." Fear not, my star-gazing comrades, because the energy of Neptune in Pisces is here to support you. It's like having an ethereal cheerleader by your side, pom-poms and all.
So, why not seize this celestial moment? Get that online degree in crystal healing you've been eyeing, or simply create a sacred space at home for your Star Wars figurines. Neptune is here to remind us that every step toward sharing our unique gifts is a step toward unity. So, let's get out there and make some cosmic ripples!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 43' 14", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5302346616km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Well, well, well, it seems that our dwarf planet buddy Pluto has decided to shimmy its way into Aquarius. Now, in the grand cosmic disco, this might sound like a small step for a tiny rock, but it's actually a giant leap for mankind... and womankind... and every kind of mankind, really. You see, when Pluto, the celestial equivalent of a life coach on steroids, meets Aquarius, the zodiac's visionary, we're in for some serious shake-ups and wake-ups. It's like tossing Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk into a blender. You get a transformation smoothie that's highly logical yet boldly going places. Pluto isn't about those superficial makeovers; no, this little guy is all about the deep clean. It's like Marie Kondo for the soul, if Marie Kondo was also the god of the underworld. So, when Pluto waltzes through Aquarius, it's time to bid adieu to outdated versions of ourselves, our worldviews, and maybe even our favorite pair of bell-bottoms. Now, brace yourselves because this celestial combo of Pluto and Aquarius has the power level of a Death Star laser beam. We're talking about global shifts in science, technology, and if we're lucky, finally getting those hoverboards we were promised back in the 80s. But more than this, we might just see a seismic shift towards inclusivity, equality, and humanitarianism. On a personal level, Pluto's jaunt through Aquarius is nudging us all to rethink our place in the world. Instead of asking "What's in it for me?", it's time to ponder, "What's in it for everyone?". It's a bit like being asked to share your last piece of pizza. Sure, you could enjoy it alone, but wouldn't it taste so much better knowing you've made someone else's day? So, as Pluto packs its bags for Aquarius, let's take a moment to consider how we can transform ourselves and our world for the better. It's a big ask, but if we can put a rover on Mars, we can surely answer this cosmic call-to-action. Beam us up, Pluto! We're ready for the challenge.Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 03 Ari 06' 40" |
Moon | 11 Vir 09' 15" |
Mercury | 21 Ari 32' 33" |
Venus | 14 Pis 02' 55" |
Mars | 00 Pis 12' 44" |
Jupiter | 15 Tau 31' 17" |
Saturn | 12 Pis 35' 40" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 23' 12" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 34' 44" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 43' 14" |