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24 March, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. The strongest event of the period was an X1.1 flare (R3-Strong) at 23/0133 UTC from Region 3614 (N17W07, Dso/beta) and Region 3615 (S13W01, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta). Associated with the event was 240 sfu Tenflare, a Type II radio sweep (est. 791 km/s), and a halo CME which was first observed in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery at 23/0125 UTC. The CME signature contained plasma from multiple sites on the Sun, but the primary bulk of ejecta was oriented northward. Analysis and modeling of the event suggests arrival of the Earth-directed portion from late on 24 Mar to 25 Mar. Region 3615 continued to develop and produce frequent M-class (R1-R2/Minor-Moderate) events through the rest of the UT day.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters were enhanced over the period, likely due to transient activity and a possible transition to CIR influence during the latter part of the day. Solar wind speed increased from lows near 330 km/s midday to ~470 km/s by the end of the period. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 3-17 nT. The Bz component was southward through most of the day and reached as far south as -14 nT around 23/1800 UTC. Phi angle was mostly negative after 23/0300 UTC.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 35% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 22 degrees, 57' 44", at a velocity of 11.81 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.8 days old. It is 405459.02 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 04 Ari 06' 08", and is 149150928km away and receding.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 22 Vir 57' 44", and is 406173km away and approaching.Moon Is In Virgo
Alright, star gazers! Pull up your socks, tighten your suspenders and listen closely because the Moon is sauntering through Virgo, just a casual 406,195.013576389 km away. Yes, you heard it right. That's five times the distance around the equator! Now, I'm not saying it's time to panic and start hoarding canned goods, but if there was ever a time to alphabetize your spice rack and organize your comic book collection... it is now! Virgo is the Marie Kondo of the zodiac, after all, so let the Moon in this meticulous sign inspire you to spark joy in your life by getting things nice and tidy. And, trust me, there's nothing more satisfying than a color-coded closet or a well-sorted spreadsheet. You might even consider brushing up on your Klingon or finally tackling that Rubik's Cube that's been eyeing you from the shelf. But remember, the moon has a one-way ticket from Virgo to Libra in less than 24 hours. So, if you've got any lingering arguments to settle or any diplomatic missions to undertake, get ready! Because when the moon moves into Libra, it's all about balance, harmony, and making nice. So, in the immortal words of the Doctor: “Allons-y!" Get those tasks done while the Virgo moon is still on your side. Just remember, folks, keep your telescopes clean and your minds open because the universe has a way of keeping us on our toes! And no, we can't blame everything on Mercury being in retrograde.Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 22 Ari 38' 30", moving at 1.04 degrees per day, and is 136906103km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury In Aries: Flash Gordon Meets Speedy Gonzales
Hold onto your spectacles, stargazers, because Mercury is in Aries and it's about as patient as a toddler in a toy store. It's like a cosmic espresso shot, supercharging our minds till they're buzzing more than a neon sign on a Saturday night. Gone are the days of pondering and mulling things over. No, sir! This transit is all about making snap decisions faster than a speeding bullet.
Imagine, if you will, that communication is a game of Pictionary. With Mercury in Aries, we've thrown out the rule book, snatched the pencil, and started drawing before anyone's even rolled the dice. It's a 'say what you see' kind of vibe, and we're all contestants. So buckle up, because we're in for a round of straight-talking, unabashed opinions and more 'me' moments than a teenager's TikTok feed.
But beware, my fellow space cadets! This gusto for gab can be a double-edged sword when diplomacy is the order of the day. We might find ourselves blurting out truths that would be better left unsaid, like telling your boss what you really think of his new haircut or revealing that it was indeed you who ate the last slice of vegan pizza.
But fear not, it's not all foot-in-mouth fiascos and cringe-worthy confessions. Mercury in Aries also brings a dash of daring to our thought process. It's like a cosmic brainstorming session where the wilder the idea, the better. Think outside the box? Aries encourages us to throw the box out the window and use the cardboard to build a spaceship instead! So be ready to catch those lightning-bolt ideas before they zip off into the ether. Trust me, you'll want to jot down these flashes of brilliance for a rainy day.
So, in a nutshell, with Mercury in Aries, it's less 'to be or not to be' and more 'ready, steady, go!' Remember, there's no such thing as a bad idea, except, perhaps, eating a whole jar of jalapenos on a dare. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 15 Pis 17' 07", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 238815182km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Venus in Pisces...Or as I Like to Call it, "The Galaxy's Most Romantic Soap Opera"
Alright folks, strap yourselves into your rocket recliners because we're blasting off to the cosmic realm of love and dreams. That's right, Venus, our beloved celestial matchmaker, has sauntered into the starry arms of Pisces, and she's brought all her romantic baggage with her. Now, you might be thinking, "Wow, what a celestial cocktail of dreamy romance and ethereal love!" And you'd be right! This is your golden ticket to the cosmic candy shop, where the planets align to make us all feel like lovestruck teenagers at a interstellar prom. However, there's a cautionary tale hidden amongst the stars. With Venus in Pisces, there's a tendency for our judgment to get as foggy as a night on Neptune. We might start seeing our partners as paragons of perfection, conveniently forgetting they leave their dirty dishes in the sink or snore louder than a Saturnian thunderstorm. So, before you jump headfirst into a black hole of commitment, remember this: It's easy to believe in love at first sight when Venus is in Pisces. Make sure you're not falling in love with an illusion. Or worse, a hologram. It's happened before, trust me. However, there's an upside to this romantic rollercoaster. If you've been nitpicking about your significant other's shortcomings, Venus' enchanting influence and Pisces' compassion will help you see the beauty in imperfections. Which means you'll finally stop arguing about who left the bathroom light on. On the financial side of things, Venus in Pisces cultivates creativity and spirituality. It's not about chasing those space credits, but finding fulfillment in what you do. And if you can monetize your passion for collecting alien artifacts, then more power to you! So, buckle up space cadets. It's going to be a dreamy ride full of love, romance, and hopefully, a lot less nitpicking. Just remember to keep your helmets on and your hearts open. Love is in the stars, but so are asteroids. And those can really hurt.Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 00 Pis 59' 25", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 317158030km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Pisces
The Martian Fishbowl
Greetings star gazers, nerdy hippies, and science enthusiasts! Mars, our feisty celestial neighbour, has decided to take a dip in the soothing Piscean waters. Yes, you heard me right! Mars, the planet associated with fiery assertiveness and action has decided to play Marco Polo with Pisces, the dreamy and sensitive zodiac sign. Now, as mismatched as this duo seems, they might just create some cosmic magic together. Imagine Mars as an overly caffeinated, ambitious executive who has suddenly decided to join a yoga retreat. It's like Iron Man deciding to become a ballet dancer. Sounds entertaining, right? But also kind of inspiring. During this transit, Mars trades in its combat boots for flip flops, and learns to channel its energy in a more sensitive, compassionate direction. It’s like a cosmic green light to transform your fiery drive into inspired actions. Think less 'Game of Thrones' and more 'Bob Ross painting happy little trees'. This is a great time for you to channel your inner Spielberg or Van Gogh. Pisces stirs up our creative juices, reminding us that there's more to expression than just talking or typing. It's time to dance like no one’s watching, paint like you're Picasso, or sing like you're in the shower even when you're not. BUT (and there's always a but), Mars in Pisces can also be as directionless as a GPS with no signal. Its passion can manifest as indiscriminate anger or emotional outbursts. Imagine Hulk trying to do origami. So, before you go all 'Avengers Assemble' on your issues, make sure you know what you're fighting for. So, dear earthlings, let's harness this Martian-Piscean energy into creating something beautiful or standing up for something meaningful. Maybe you'll end up saving the whales, or perhaps you'll figure out how to make the perfect soufflé. Either way, the universe has got your back! Remember, even in the face of interplanetary chaos, always keep your telescopes trained on the stars and your feet firmly planted on Earth. Or as I like to say: Stay grounded, but keep stargazing!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 43' 36", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 853244724km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, star gazers! Buckle up your cosmic seat belts and prepare for a celestial journey as Jupiter, our resident giant, has taken up residence in Taurus, the bull of the zodiac. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, another oversized planet in my cosmic backyard!" But fear not, my friends, this isn't an interstellar invasion, it's more like a houseguest who comes bearing gifts! Jupiter, the galactic guru, is all about wisdom and deep thought. Meanwhile, Taurus, the astrological equivalent of a couch potato, would rather curl up with a good book than hit the dance floor. When these two get together, they create a cosmic cocktail that reminds us that answers aren't always found in the far reaches of the universe but sometimes right inside our own minds. These two are encouraging us to channel our inner Spock and say, "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." So go ahead, dust off that dormant wisdom of yours and start making some practical, step-by-step plans to achieve your dreams. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither were the pyramids on Mars... wait, those don't exist... or do they? Now, let's talk moolah! Jupiter is the lucky charm of the cosmos, and Taurus is the Wall Street tycoon of the zodiac. Together, they're the Warren Buffet of stellar configurations, promising prosperity and growth. It's like winning the cosmic lottery without even buying a ticket. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. And with great wealth comes... well, taxes. Taurus is also famous for its love for indulgence. So, when Jupiter pops over for a visit, you might feel an urge to go on a shopping spree at the Universe Mart. But be warned, impulse buys might feel good in the moment, but the cosmic credit card bill always comes due. It's like buying a starship without a warp drive, fun for a while but not very practical in the long run. So, whether you're an earthling or a Vulcan, remember to keep your feet on the ground, even when reaching for the stars. And as we navigate through this Jupiter in Taurus transit, may your journey be logical, prosperous, and filled with the wisdom of the cosmos!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 42' 41", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1591000204km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn Takes a Swim in Pisces
Alright, folks! Get your space snorkels ready because Saturn's decided to take a splash into the cosmic pool of Pisces. Now, let's be clear, Saturn isn't exactly the most buoyant planet in our star-studded neighborhood. Nope. It's more like that gym teacher who made you do laps while they sipped their coffee and shouted, "Swim faster! You're not a turtle!" But bear with me, because when the Taskmaster takes a dip in the Piscean waters, it's about to get real interesting.
Think of this as the universe's way of saying, "Hey, remember that thing you've always wanted to do? Yeah, you should totally do that." This is the time to channel your inner Hermione Granger, gather up every detail of that dream, and start making a plan. Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic coach, pushing us to swim towards our goals, even if we have to dog paddle our way there.
Now, don't think it's going to be all sunshine and rainbows. Saturn in Pisces is like having Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory as a roommate. He's going to question everything, and I mean everything. Your daydreams are not safe. But hey, even Sheldon has some good ideas occasionally, right?
With Saturn stirring up Piscean waters, you might find yourself feeling a bit like a caffeinated squirrel - restless, edgy, maybe even losing a bit of sleep. My advice? Embrace your inner hippie. Meditate under a tree, walk barefoot in the grass, or simply breathe. Heck, take a nap if you need to but keep a dream journal handy. You never know when Saturn will drop some wisdom during a power snooze.
So, are you ready to plunge into the cosmic pool? Just remember, even if it feels like Saturn is holding your head underwater a little, it's all part of the process. And hey, at least it's not Uranus. Now that guy knows how to throw a wet blanket on a good time.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 25' 49", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3033137426km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Good day, Star Seekers! It seems our celestial friend Uranus has taken up residence in the stable and stubborn neighborhood of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't that like inviting a Jedi to a Stormtrooper tea party?" Indeed, it is! Taurus, the signification of 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it', isn't exactly thrilled with the big, sudden changes Uranus brings along. But alas, the universe doesn’t really care about our comfort zones. We're all strapped in for this cosmic rollercoaster ride, and there's no 'eject' button. Spoiler alert: We might end up somewhere far better than we imagined. So, let’s put on our bravest Princess Leia hair buns and face the music. Now, Taurus has a thing for money. It’s like their version of R2-D2 – reliable, handy, and occasionally a lifesaver. With Uranus crashing the party, we should anticipate some ground-breaking alterations to our monetary systems. Imagine if the Galactic Empire suddenly switched from Imperial Credits to Wookiee Cookies – chaotic, right? The next seven years might see similar shake-ups in our earthly economies. Brace yourself for new forms of currency, banking revolutions, and a rollercoaster ride for the housing and stock markets. On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is set to play the role of a financial Yoda, guiding us into breaking free from the shackles of financial burdens. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – these are the Darth Vaders of our life. And let’s not forget our material possessions – they can feel like an Ewok village worth of stuff weighing us down. During this transit, we need to be as adaptable as a Jedi in a lightsaber duel. Uranus is here to liberate us, just like Obi-Wan Kenobi promised. Resisting the change is about as useful as a broken hyperdrive, and won’t stop these changes from happening. The alterations we make during this period might just guide us to financial stability that lasts longer than the Star Wars franchise. So, let's straighten our Leia buns and face this new chapter with courage. May the force (and Uranus) be with you!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 37' 00", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621351492km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune is Chilling in Pisces, Folks!
Alright, stargazers and sci-fi nerds, gather around - we've got some interstellar gossip to spill. Your favourite blue giant, Neptune, is currently vacationing in Pisces, and it's about as chaotic as Leia trying to keep Han Solo and Luke Skywalker in line... and yes, I'm talking about that iconic trash compactor scene from Episode IV.
Now, just like Chewbacca's bowcaster, Neptune in Pisces packs a punch. It's a spectral mash-up of Piscean emotional wisdom and Neptunian universal love. It's like being handed the Death Star's controls and told to aim for unity, not obliteration. You get it? No? Well, stick with me, young Padawan, it's about to get clearer.
This celestial combo is like a galactic Bat-Signal, calling us to ponder what we can bring to the cosmic table. Gifts, dreams, plans for universal domination... Oops, wrong franchise. I mean plans for planetary peace and progress!
While Neptune's busy making ripples in the Piscean waters, it's an ideal time to Jedi-mind-trick yourself into exploring new spiritual paths or build your own sacred Ewok village at home. And hey, why stop there? Share those profound ideas with the world, because if there's one thing Star Wars taught us, it's that even the smallest droid can make a big difference.
So, remember, with the energy of Neptune in Pisces, you'll have backup in this process, much like how R2-D2 always seems to save the day. Don't worry about being light-years away from Neptune (4,621,358,110.053124428km to be exact). Just remember, the Force is within you, and it's as vast and mystical as Neptune itself.
And yes, I've just confirmed it, Neptune is currently in prograde, which is like saying it's moving forward. But don't panic! This isn't a Death Star on the move. It's just Neptune, doing its thing in the cosmos, reminding us to keep moving forward too. So, darlings, may the Neptune-Pisces force be with you!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 44' 20", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5300205775km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Stellar Stand-Up Act
Alright, alright, gather round space cadets! It's time for the comedy stylings of Pluto, currently taking center stage in Aquarius. Now, Pluto might be the smallest planet in the solar system (yes, we're counting it as a planet today, because size doesn't matter when you're a celestial body), but it packs a punchline like no other.
Let me lay it down for you: Pluto's the cosmic equivalent of a reality TV makeover show. It's all about transformation, but not the "oh look, I got a haircut and found my light" kind. No, we're talking full on soul scrubbing, identity shedding, "Who am I? Where am I?" kind of change. The kind that makes you question whether you've accidentally stepped into an alternate universe (a common side effect of hanging out with Pluto).
And Aquarius? Well, Aquarius is the mad scientist of the zodiac, always tinkering away at progress. Stick these two together and it's like mixing Mentos with Diet Coke – things are going to erupt, in the best possible way. We're talking leaps in science, technology, and if we're lucky, finally getting a decent Wi-Fi connection on Mars.
But beyond the tech stuff, we're looking at some serious shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. Kind of like if your favorite sci-fi flick had a baby with a social justice documentary. Suddenly, the top dogs will be those who value empathy, cooperation, and actually listening when someone else is talking (revolutionary, right?).
In the grand cosmic scheme of things, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us towards a major mindset overhaul. It's asking us to replace our "me first" reflex with a "we first" approach. It's like swapping out your old, clunky computer for a sleek new model that's more efficient, user-friendly, and doesn't freeze when you open too many tabs. It might be a bit uncomfortable at first, but trust me, it's an upgrade worth making.
So, will we answer the call? Well, that's up to you, my star-studded friends. But remember, as HAL-9000 would say, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Because, ultimately, it's us humans who've got to
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 04 Ari 06' 08" |
Moon | 22 Vir 57' 44" |
Mercury | 22 Ari 38' 30" |
Venus | 15 Pis 17' 07" |
Mars | 00 Pis 59' 25" |
Jupiter | 15 Tau 43' 36" |
Saturn | 12 Pis 42' 41" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 25' 49" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 37' 00" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 44' 20" |