The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 12 Ari 00' 46", and is 149496631km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Capricorn

The Moon is at 01 Cap 14' 03", and is 383621km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Capricorn

Ahoy, celestial travelers! Grab your telescopes and hitch your spaceship to the nearest comet because we're about to embark on an intergalactic voyage. Today, the Moon, that great cosmic cheese wheel in the sky, has decided to take a road trip through the stoic lands of Capricorn. And let me tell you, it's parked 383,895.758201392km away, give or take a few parsecs. Capricorn, the hardworking sea goat of the zodiac, is usually all about determination, organization, and career-building. I mean, if we had a zodiac version of LinkedIn, Capricorn would be the one with the most commendations and the biggest network. But with the Moon in its territory, there's a twist to the tale. The Moon, you see, is kind of like the emotional barometer for the universe. It's moody, it's changeable, it's got phases. When it saunters into the realm of Capricorn, it's like a jester entering the court of a stern king. You can almost hear the cosmic record scratch. So what can we expect from this unusual celestial cocktail? Well, chances are, you might feel a tug-of-war between your heart and your head. You may find yourself daydreaming about building a model of the solar system out of marshmallows while simultaneously trying to crack the code of quantum physics. I mean, who wouldn't want to do both, right? Don't panic, though! It's just the universe's way of urging us to find balance between our emotional and practical needs. And remember, it's perfectly fine to mix a little whimsy with your work. After all, if we can make sense of a cheese wheel floating around in space, we can handle anything life throws at us! So, stargazers, as Admiral Adama would say, "Sometimes, we have to roll the hard six." Embrace this cosmic chaos. Work hard, dream big, and don't forget to sprinkle in a little silliness along the way. Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground...unless you're in zero gravity, of course. Then just, you know, do your best.

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 27 Ari 11' 33", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 107792000km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Mercury in Aries: Buckle Up, Space Cadets!

Heads up, folks! Our solar system's snappy little speedster Mercury is cruising through the fiery lanes of Aries, and it's about as subtle as a supernova in a meditation retreat. Under this cosmic influence, patience isn't just a virtue, it's an extinct species. Seriously, if you thought waiting for your toaster to pop was an existential crisis before, you might be in for a rough ride.

Aries has all the patience of a caffeinated squirrel and Mercury in Aries is basically like strapping a rocket to said squirrel. Our thoughts are going to be zipping around faster than light particles in a collider. Forget about re-running the mental tape of that awkward conversation you had last week, we're talking warp speed ahead to the next thing!

Now, this Astro-combo is also like having your own personal megaphone for your mind. Aries is all about "me, myself and I" (no offence Aries, we love your assertive style), so expect your inner thoughts to be broadcasted like they're on speaker mode. Just a word of caution though; let's try not to turn a casual chat into a game of 'truth or dare' minus the dare part. Remember, there's a fine line between being refreshingly honest and becoming the human embodiment of a facepalm meme.

But hey, it's not all stormy cosmic weather. When Mercury does its cosmic tango with Aries, our minds can become like a lightning rod for breakthroughs. Expect sudden flashes of insight that could solve problems you've been wrestling with since Pluto was still a planet. And remember, during this transit, your first thoughts are often your best ones. So grab those fleeting moments of genius before they vanish quicker than my motivation on a Monday morning.

So, hold onto your telescopes, space nerds! It's going to be a wild ride through the galaxy of thought. Mercury in Aries is here to remind us that sometimes, our brains just need a good cosmic kickstart!

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 25 Pis 10' 34", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 242890718km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Alright, star gazers! Buckle up because we're about to take a ride on the cosmic roller coaster. Venus, the celestial queen of love and beauty, is currently holding court in the sign of the dreamy, mystical Pisces. Picture Venus lounging on a cloud, dressed in flowing gowns and sprinkling stardust on us mere mortals. Sounds magical, right? Well, it is... but just like that episode of Battlestar Galactica where Number Six seduces Gaius Baltar, things aren't always what they seem. Venus in Pisces is like a Sci-Fi romance novel written by a hippie with a PhD in astrophysics. It's a time when love feels as enchanting as a holographic rainbow, and we're all eager to dive headfirst into this pixelated pool of affection. The problem? Well, much like how I can't tell my quasars from my pulsars after the third pint of interstellar IPA, Venus in Pisces might also fog up our judgment. We could become so entranced by the glow of new love that we overlook glaring red flags. You know, like if your new flame insists on debating whether Han Solo shot first on every date or has a strange aversion to garlic bread (I mean, who doesn't like garlic bread?). So, while it’s tempting to make a warp-speed commitment during this transit, remember to take it slow, or you might end up falling for a romantic illusion faster than a black hole devouring a neutron star. But don’t fret, my dear star children! Venus in Pisces isn't all cosmic smoke and mirrors. If you've been nitpicky about your partner's inability to remember which Star Trek series Vulcan salute is from, this is the time to let it slide. Venus and compassionate Pisces are teaming up to help us appreciate the love we have, flaws and all. And for those of you concerned about your Earthly credits (aka money), while Venus is in Pisces, it's a great time to consider monetizing that imaginative or spiritual pursuit you've been dabbling in. Maybe it's finally time to start that etsy shop for hand-knitted Ewok plushies or launch a podcast about the secret love life of quantum particles. So, as we traverse this Venus in Pisces transit, remember to keep your heart open, your judgment clear, and your passion for intergalactic exploration burning bright. And as they say in Battlestar Galact

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 07 Pis 12' 58", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 312570238km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

Flash Gordon's Guide to Mars in Pisces

Buckle up, cosmic cadets, because our red and rocky friend Mars is donning his water wings and doing the backstroke through the starry sea of Pisces. This isn't your typical space adventure though - think less "Star Wars" and more "Finding Nemo."

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Flash, won't our drive go poof like a cloud of interstellar dust?" Well, fear not! Mars may be cruising through the universe's chill-out lounge, but it's still the same fiery planet we know and love. It's just traded its usual battle armour for a tie-dye t-shirt and a pair of bell-bottom jeans.

With Mars in Pisces, we're not so much storming the castle as we are quietly infiltrating it with love beads and peace signs. It's a time to channel that Martian energy into being a cosmic superhero. Think less conquering alien worlds and more saving the whales or feeding the homeless. And that creative spark? It's about to go supernova!

But remember, fellow stargazers, with great power comes great responsibility. Mars in Pisces can get a bit, well, wishy-washy. We might end up like a spaceship without a navigation system, blasting off in all directions. So, make sure to set your coordinates properly. You don't want to end up in the Crab Nebula when you were aiming for the Pleiades!

You see, Pisces is the Picasso of the zodiac. It knows that a picture – or, say, a cosmic interpretive dance – can speak a thousand words. So, as Mars moonwalks through this sign, let's remember to use our creativity to shatter the mundanity of our everyday lives. It's time to paint with all the colours of the cosmos!

So, whether you're painting your magnum opus or just doodling in the margins of your notebook, let Mars in Pisces be your guide. And remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can see your cosmic glow stick dance from a light-year away!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 17 Tau 24' 36", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 865452729km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Takes A Joyride

Alright, star gazers, buckle up because Jupiter's gone bull riding! That's right - our favorite cosmic heavyweight, Jupiter, is currently hanging out in the sign of Taurus. Now, if you're thinking "Oh great, the planet of wisdom is chilling with a stubborn bull," don't panic! This celestial combo isn't about triggering a cosmic "my way or the highway" showdown, but more like a galactic Bob Ross painting session. Picture it: Jupiter, gently encouraging Taurus to put down the red paint of materialistic impulses and pick up the green of spiritual growth. Happy little trees, anyone?

Now, Jupiter is known for its knack for deep thoughts, and Taurus... well, let's be honest, Taurus would rather binge-watch their favorite show than meditate. But when these two come together, it's like a cosmic wake-up call. It's Jupiter saying, "Hey, Taurus, that inner wisdom you've been ignoring? Yeah, it's time to dust that off."

With Jupiter in Taurus, we're all getting a boost of Bull energy. And I don't mean bull as in nonsense - I mean bull as in determination, practicality, and a penchant for well-made to-do lists. So, get ready to start ticking off those long-term goals one by one. Just remember to trust the process and not rush - Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are dreams.

But hang on, there's more! Jupiter isn't just the planet of wisdom; it's also the planet of good luck. And Taurus isn't just any bull, it's the cosmic mascot for wealth. Put them together, and you've got a recipe for prosperity. So, if you've been feeling a little light in the wallet recently, this could be your chance to turn that around.

But before you start booking those first-class tickets, remember: Taurus is a bit of a hedonist, and Jupiter is known for expanding everything it touches. So, while it's great to enjoy the finer things, just make sure you're not mistaking needs for wants. Because let's face it, no one needs a gold-plated waffle maker... or do they?

Remember, folks, the cosmos is just providing the map - it's up to you to make the journey

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 37' 44", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1582584402km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Bootcamp

Alright, stargazers, pull up your space boots and strap on that imaginary helmet, because Saturn just checked in to Hotel Pisces. This is like the universe's version of your gran popping round unannounced for a cup of tea and a serious chat about life choices. You see, Saturn is the taskmaster of the cosmos and he's got a one-way ticket to your daydreams. He's here to say, "You wanna write a book? Great! Show me the first three chapters. Planning to open a business? Excellent! Where's your business plan, sunshine?"

This might sound a bit overwhelming, but don't fret. Saturn's not here to crash your dream party- he's more like the super-organised friend who shows up to help you clean after everyone else has left. He's all about giving form to your fantasies and making sure your dreams don't just end up as stardust. So grab a notepad, buckle up, and get ready to turn those daydreams into reality!

Now, I've gotta warn ya, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a cosmic joyride. It's like the universe's version of a surprise room inspection from your dad. And let's be real, nobody wants their daydreams probed by a celestial father figure. But resist the urge to hang a "Keep Out" sign on your mental door. Instead, open up, let Saturn in, and listen to his wisdom – even if it hurts a little. Trust me, this planetary parent knows what's best.

And while we're talking about sleep (Pisces' favorite pastime), having Saturn in Pisces can feel like drinking a double espresso before bed. We might feel anxious, restless, or struggle to catch those Z's. But hey, this is the perfect excuse to get some extra self-care time. Meditate, take a peaceful walk, or even grab that afternoon siesta (just keep a dream journal close!). Oh, and don't forget to hit the hay early – you'll need plenty of time to decompress from Saturn's rigorous life coaching.

So, space cadets, it's time to embrace this cosmic bootcamp with Saturn in Pisces. Let's turn those dreams into reality, one stardust-filled step at a time!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 47' 54", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3046970784km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

"Hold onto your telescopes, star gazers! Guess what? Good old Uranus, that cosmic rebel, is party-crashing Taurus' pad, and let me tell you, it's like Yoda doing a stand-up routine at a Sith Lord convention. Hilarious but also...a bit unsettling. Taurus, the celestial bull, loves nothing more than a good nap in its comfy constellation, undisturbed by the ruckus of the universe. But Uranus zooms in like a hyperactive comet, bringing with it change faster than you can say 'quantum fluctuation.' You see, Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac, the Bill Gates of the galaxy, if you will. It's all about the cheddar, the dough, the Galactic Credits. But Uranus couldn't care less about the status quo. It's the Elon Musk of celestial bodies, ready to shake things up and probably invent some crazy new currency like 'Stardust Bitcoins'. During the seven-year cosmic sleepover of Uranus in Taurus' space, we might see our banking systems do the cha-cha, stock markets play hopscotch, and who knows, maybe houses will start trading in moon rocks! On the home planet, Uranus in Taurus is like a financial independence Jedi, nudging us to break free from the Death Star of debt, the Sith Lords of taxes, and the sand traps of mortgages. Stuck in the Sarlacc pit of materialism? Well, Uranus is here with its lightsaber of liberation! Resisting this cosmic upheaval is as useful as a chocolate teapot or a solar-powered flashlight on Tatooine. Why not ride the wave, folks? Who knows, you might just end up on the stable shores of financial freedom, chilling with Boba Fett, drinking blue milk, and reminiscing about the day Uranus came to town. May the force (of Uranus) be with you!"

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 54' 59", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4618003338km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, my celestial cosmonauts! Let's talk about Neptune in Pisces. Now, if you were a spaceship, Neptune would be a cool 4,618,018,743.82 km away from you, or roughly the equivalent of 12 billion trips to your local grocery store for tofu and organic kale chips. Oh, and by the way, Neptune is currently going prograde, which is like Mercury going retrograde, but without all the lost car keys and text message mishaps. So, what does Neptune in Pisces mean for you? Well, imagine your emotions and spirit are a foggy pair of glasses. Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic cleaning cloth, wiping away the greasy fingerprints of pettiness and indifference, leaving behind a clear lens through which we can cherish our shared humanity. It's like that moment when you realize that arguing over whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars is as futile as trying to convince a cat to go vegan. We're all just tiny specks of stardust spinning around in the infinite cosmos. So why not put aside our differences and come together like a bunch of hippie daisies in a cosmic flower crown? This planetary transit is like a cosmic career counselor, asking us, "What's your special gift, star child?" It's an invitation to explore your emotional intelligence and find your own unique contribution to the collective cosmic consciousness. Maybe it's time to sign up for that Reiki course you've been stalking online, or to create a sacred meditation zone in your living room, complete with incense, Tibetan singing bowls, and a poster of Carl Sagan. As you dive into your spiritual journey, remember that Neptune in Pisces is like your personal cheerleader, supporting you as you share your newfound wisdom with the world. So, set your phasers to love, my astral adventurers, and remember, in the words of the great Spock, "Infinite diversity in infinite combinations" is what makes this universe truly groovy.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 52' 12", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5282411719km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

"Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of... wait, no, sorry, wrong script. This is your horoscope. But with Pluto currently doing the cha-cha in Aquarius, things are feeling a little Star Trek-y, so bear with me. First off, let's clear things up: Pluto, that chunky ball of ice and rock chilling out some 5 billion kilometers away, is the cosmic embodiment of transformation - we're talking 'from-caterpillar-to-butterfly' level change here. And Aquarius, well, it's the zodiac's resident futurist, always pushing for the next big thing. So, when Pluto decides to take a vacation in Aquarius, you can bet your Spock ears that life as we know it is about to get a major upgrade. Now, when I say 'transformation', I don't mean just changing your hairstyle or updating your Netflix queue. We're talking deep, soul-level shifts. Think of it as a cosmic detox – shedding old identities and outdated viewpoints like a snake sheds its skin. It might sound scary, but trust me, it’s more refreshing than a Vulcan mind-meld. With this powerful duo working in tandem, we can expect some serious advancements in science, technology, and maybe even space travel! Beam me up, Scotty! But there's more. The real power during this transit will come from those who are working towards better civil rights and humanitarianism. In essence, the universe is calling on us all to be more like the Federation - working together for the greater good despite our differences. In personal news, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to rethink how we see ourselves and our place in the cosmos. What if we could shift our thinking from 'me, myself, and I' to 'we, us, and ours'? That's the kind of radical change Pluto and Aquarius are rooting for. So buckle up, my fellow space explorers. The next few years might feel like a warp-speed ride through the galaxy. But remember, in the immortal words of Captain Kirk, 'Change is the essential process of all existence.' Are you ready to answer the call?"

Venus

Venus Conjunct Neptune

Your romantic idealism might be activated today. You are feeling particularly idealistic now and you need to keep your feet on the ground. You are feeling very unselfish, but don't let others take advantage of you. Sometimes you need to say no. Don't let daydreams and fantasies cloud your perceptions and decisions. Don't place all your trust now in any one person or thing. Stay alert. Combine art and music with your imagination and let that be an escape from everyday cares.Those with Venus in conjunction to Neptune in their birth chart are generally sensitive, creative, and attractive people. An impractical nature when it comes to love, money, and personal possessions is notable, even if Venus-Neptune people approach the rest of their lives in a more sensible manner. They are giving, and usually “give” more than they receive in close personal relationships, ready to make sacrifices for the one they love, generally loyal, and exceedingly kind-hearted. Sentimental and compassionate, natives with Venus conjunct Neptune are easily touched by others’ kindness, music, poetry, dance, and most any art that evokes emotion. Some might say they are gullible in love, as they are inclined to forgive easily and trust that others are as good-hearted as they are. They may attract people who take advantage of their giving nature, or who elude commitment, or who are troubled or needy.As ready as they are to forgive, they are also easily hurt, and even shocked, in matters of the heart. They dislike crude, rude, and crass behavior and situations. Still, they are drawn to love relationships like moth to flame. Their imaginations and fantasy worlds are rich, and Venus-Neptune people believe that there is something out there for them, even after disappointments. There’s an ethereal or mysterious quality to them that is subtly seductive and very attractive. As loving as they are, there is an ethereal and universal quality to their love that keeps them oddly out of reach, yearning for something magical and ideal, that can make their lovers feel strangely excluded–their love almost borders on impersonal. These very creative people are often artists.Alternate Interpretations:^Love is the force that shapes and sustains your life with Venus conjunct Neptune. Your romantic nature inspires you to believe in the ultimate possibilities of love, and you may have very definitive fantasies about loving. When you’re in love, your compassion knows no bounds. You may feel that you could sacrifice anything for the man you love, and sometimes do. Yearning for a soul mate, you expect the same high ideals from your partner, although you may not always find them. Your emotional boundaries can be quite flexible, which allows you to feel what others are feeling, but which can also be confusing when you’re trying to determine what’s going on with you individually. You may not always feel confident taking the initiative in love, and may spend more time fantasizing about possibilities than you spend acting on your desires. You need a love which honors your spirituality and sensitivity, and need to safeguard against falling into situations which would abuse your kindhearted care and concern. From the Astrology Profile for Women report.*You are very romantic, idealistic, and imaginative about love. You yearn for your “true love” or “soul mate” and may become disappointed in others who never quite live up to your dream image of the perfect lover. You frequently fantasize about love and often fall in love with someone you can only love from afar. You may avoid making a definite personal commitment. Gentle and sensitive, you do not like to be approached in a very direct or aggressive manner. You are attracted to those with artistic or mystical inclinations.#You tend to fool yourself where change is concerned. Thus, you are able to drift into and out of spiritual grace without even knowing it. Don’t mistake erotic dreams for the energy of tantra, and distinguish your personal desires from the teaching itself. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Neptune: Kirk Cameron (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Pierre Cardin (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Diahann Caroll (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Jimmy Carter (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Paul Cezanne (Venus conjunct Neptune in Aquarius), Bill Clinton (Venus conjunct Neptune and Mars in Libra), Bo Derek (Venus in late Libra conjunct Neptune in early Scorpio), Jodie Foster (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Sophia Loren (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Robert Redford (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Christopher Reeve (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Meg Ryan (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Cheryl Tiegs (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Barbara Walters (Venus in late Leo conjunct Neptune in early Virgo).

Jupiter

Jupiter Conjunct Uranus

You have an increased tolerance for all points of view and different ways of life. Your intuition is stimulated to grow at this time. You may experience prophetic dreams. Sudden good financial fortune may come your way. Your life may change and expand in some way, perhaps through foreign travel or metaphysical pursuits. There is a desire to befriend humanity and to make new friends.