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2 April, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an M3.9/Sf flare at 01/0132 UTC from what was likely AR 3615, which is now well beyond the western limb. Region 3625 (N13W78, Dai/beta), now being the largest region on the visible disk, was relatively quiet. Region 3626 (N11W33, Bxo/beta) was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected weakening positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field was predominantly 5-8 nT and the Bz component ranged +/- 5 nT. Solar wind speeds roughly averaged between 450-550 km/s, and phi became variable at approximately 01/0903 UTC.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 14 degrees, 36' 55", at a velocity of 13.57 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. It is 374765.62 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 12 Ari 59' 58", and is 149540559km away and receding.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 14 Cap 36' 55", and is 378475km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Hey there cosmic voyagers! Grab your telescopes, slide on those moon boots, and buckle up for a stellar trip because we're jetting off to the far reaches of our celestial neighborhood where the moon is currently having a Capricornian sleepover. Yep, you heard me right! Our lovely lunar lady is 378,762.068815058km away - just casually hanging out in the constellation of Capricorn. Now, we all know Capricorn isn't exactly the party animal of the zodiac. Word on the galactic grapevine is that it's more of a 'Netflix and chill' kind of sign. But don't let this fool you into thinking there won't be any interstellar shenanigans happening. Oh no, dear stargazers, when the moon is in Capricorn, it's like your favorite introverted friend who suddenly cracks a joke so good, it has everyone rolling on the floor. So, what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, think of it as the universe's subtle way of saying, "Hey, maybe it's time to add a dash of discipline to that chaotic life." Are you procrastinating on a project? Have you been neglecting your houseplants? Or perhaps, you've been putting off folding that mountain of laundry that’s been growing since the Big Bang? The Capricorn moon is here to gently nudge you towards getting your life together. But fear not my fellow cosmos cowboys and cowgirls! This doesn't mean you have to turn into a productivity machine overnight. Remember, even black holes need a break from all that intense gravity stuff. It's about finding a balance between the hustle and the hibernation, the discipline and the downtime, the science and the silliness. So, pull up your cosmic socks, put on your space pants (the ones with the star patterns, yes those!), and get ready to moonwalk your way through this Capricorn moon phase. You've got this, stardust siblings! Let's show the universe what we're made of - which, scientifically speaking, is mostly water, but you know, with a sprinkle of magic and a dash of determination. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies and your heart in the stars. Remember, we're all just tiny specks in this grand cosmic soup, so let's make our speck count. Peace out, star gazers!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is retrograde at 27 Ari 12' 43", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 104836074km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: The Dalek Edition
Buckle up, fellow stargazers! Our speedy little friend, Mercury, is currently hanging out in the fiery realm of Aries, and it's about as chill as a Dalek at a peace conference. That's right, folks, Mercury in Aries is basically the interstellar equivalent of a Dalek shouting "EXTERMINATE!" at your procrastination.
Aries, being the zodiac's first sign and the cosmic equivalent of an adrenaline junkie, doesn't do slow or boring. So, when Mercury - the planet of communication, technology, and travel - enters this fire sign, expect your thoughts to move faster than light speed. You know that thing where you think about something for too long and it starts to lose all meaning? Yeah, that's not going to happen now. Your brain is hitting the gas pedal and there's no brake in sight.
Mercury in Aries can also give us all a confidence boost, turning even the shyest of us into a cosmic Chatty Cathy. You'll find yourself saying exactly what you think, with the same subtlety as a Dalek demanding surrender. Just remember, folks, while honesty is generally the best policy, diplomacy is also key. Try not to obliterate any alliances with your newfound assertiveness.
On the bright side, this transit is excellent for innovation and courage. It's the perfect time for you to have those 'Eureka!' moments that would make even a Time Lord proud. But remember, the Aries influence means these flashes of brilliance will be as fleeting as the Doctor's peaceful moments. So be sure to capture these nuggets of genius before they vanish into the vortex!
So, in conclusion, Mercury in Aries is all about thinking fast, speaking your mind, and grabbing opportunities. Just remember to reign in the Dalek-like tendencies towards impatience and insensitivity. After all, we can't all regenerate if we accidentally mess things up!
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 26 Pis 24' 44", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 243373629km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Venus in Pisces: A Celestial Rom-Com in Space
Get ready, folks! Venus has just moved into Pisces and it's about to turn your life into a cosmic episode of The Bachelor. Yup, that's right. This celestial event will have us all swooning like teenagers at a One Direction concert, dreaming of love and romance. You may even find yourself writing poetry or doodling hearts in the margins of your quantum physics textbook.
Just remember, as dreamy and starry-eyed as you may be feeling, don't go booking any wedding venues just yet. Venus in Pisces has a sneaky knack for making us view potential partners through rose-tinted telescopes. We're talking ignoring red flags the size of Jupiter, people. So, unless you've known someone as long as Spock and Kirk have been best buds, slow down on the commitment front. Nobody wants to wake up one day to realize they've married a Romulan.
On the upside, this starry-eyed state is not without its pros. If you've been nitpicking your partner's flaws like a Trekkie dissecting a Star Trek plot hole, Venus in Pisces might just help you see the beauty in their quirks. You might even say it's like a Vulcan mind-meld with your significant other, helping you to appreciate them on a deeper level.
Now, let's talk money. During this cosmic event, think less Wall Street and more Starfleet. It's an excellent time to monetize your imaginative pursuits, but remember, Venus in Pisces isn't about accumulating wealth like a Ferengi. Instead, use your talents for a charitable cause. You know, like using your knowledge of Klingon to raise funds for language preservation.
So, strap in folks! Venus in Pisces is going to be a wild ride. Just make sure you're wearing your safety goggles, because this is one love dust storm you don't want to get in your eyes!
Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 07 Pis 59' 40", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 311998384km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Pisces
When Mars Does the Pisces Jig
Alright cosmic voyagers, strap on those space boots because Mars, our favorite interstellar drama queen, has decided to waltz into the dreamy world of Pisces. Now, don't go thinking that Mars is going to drop its fiery sizzle and become a cosmic jellyfish just because it's floating in the Piscean sea. Nah, Mars is still rocking its 'go big or go home' attitude.
But here's the twist: while Mars is doing the Pisces shuffle, we might find ourselves being gently nudged towards creativity rather than bulldozing through obstacles like a rhino on a sugar high. Yes, dear stargazers, Mars in Pisces is like that friend who convinces you to take interpretive dance classes when all you wanted was to crash on the sofa with your favourite sci-fi series. You know, the one with the alien...
And guess what? This Mars-Pisces combo can work wonders! Imagine using that Martian energy to fight for the underdog, lead a recycling revolution, or start that organic mushroom farm you've been dreaming about. It's like being handed the cosmic equivalent of a super suit, only this one is designed for compassionate action and creative pursuits, not battling extraterrestrials.
But hey, don't go channeling that Martian energy into sending hate mail to the guy who spoiled the latest episode of your favourite show. The Mars-Pisces duo can be a bit like a caffeinated squirrel if not directed properly—lots of energy, but not exactly precision-targeted.
And here's the cherry on the cosmic cake: Pisces is known to tickle our inner Picasso. So when Mars does its thing in this sign, it's like getting a universal nudge to put down the calculator and pick up a paintbrush. Or a ukulele. Or a quill. You get the idea. Because sometimes, we need to go beyond the realms of logic and explore the extraordinary with a bit of Piscean magic and Martian gusto.
So, fellow star nerds, let's do Mars in Pisces justice. Don your cosmic cape, tune into your inner artist, and channel that energy into something beautifully constructive. May the force be with you!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 17 Tau 37' 30", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 866865970km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, fellow cosmic explorers! Ready to buckle up for another interstellar adventure? Well, pull out your celestial charts because we've got a galactic heavyweight in our midst. It's Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac's most unmovable sign. Yes, you heard it right, that's like Sheldon Cooper trying to solve a Rubik’s cube while riding a roller coaster. The combination of Jupiter in Taurus is kind of like having Albert Einstein and Bob Marley locked in a room together. Imagine the conversations! It's a call to remind us that even amid the chaos of existence, the answers we seek are hiding, quite comfortably, within us. They're just sitting there, probably sipping a latte, waiting for us to cut through the daily noise. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How do I tap into this hidden wisdom?" Well, fret not, my celestial companions. The energy of Jupiter in Taurus empowers us to make real progress towards our dreams or long-term goals. It's like getting a cosmic green light to start checking off those to-do lists, one by one, until we get to that big, juicy end result. Jupiter, the Santa Claus of planets, brings good luck and fortune, while Taurus, with its bull-like stubbornness and affinity for shiny things, stands for wealth and money. So, theoretically speaking, this transit could practically turn our life into a cosmic lottery! But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility, so don't go splurging all your cash on those limited edition Star Trek figurines! Taurus, the hedonistic sign, loves indulgence. It’s like a toddler in a candy store with an unlimited credit card. So, when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, beware of confusing your wants for needs. Remember, that 10th slice of pizza is not a need, it's a want! So, in the words of the great Carl Sagan, "We are made of star stuff." And this star stuff is telling us to harness the power of Jupiter in Taurus, tap into our inner wisdom, chase our dreams, and maybe, just maybe, win the cosmic lottery! But remember, my fellow stargazers, moderation is key. We don't want to end up like a supernova, do we?Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 44' 28", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1581379731km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Slips into Pisces' Pond
Well, it's happened folks! Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the cosmos, has decided to take a little dip in the mystical waters of Pisces. Now, don't go panicking about the idea of a giant planet suddenly splashing around in your spiritual pond. I assure you, this is less of a cosmic pool party and more like a divinely ordained synchronized swim routine.
With Saturn in Pisces, you may find yourself daydreaming about finally penning that epic sci-fi novel or launching that artisanal kale chip business you've been pondering. Got your attention now, don't I? Now is the perfect time to dive into these dreams with all the gusto of a caffeine-fueled astrophysicist during an eclipse. The universe is essentially giving you a celestial thumbs up to dream big and plan accordingly! So get your spreadsheets ready, my budget-loving daydreamers, the stars are aligning for you!
However, bear in mind, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbow-colored unicorns grazing on cloud fluff. Saturn is like that one friend who asks the hard questions, the ones that make us squirm a bit. "Are you sure you've thought this through?" "Have you considered the implications?" "Is kale really a sustainable business model?" It might feel a bit intrusive, but remember, Saturn is just looking out for you. Try not to hang too many "Keep out" signs in your mental space. This planetary 'dad' just wants to help tidy up your dreamscape a bit.
And speaking of dreams, with all this Piscean energy focused on our subconscious, we may find our sleep becoming as choppy as a Martian sandstorm. Don't be surprised if you start tossing and turning like a fidget spinner in a high schooler's hand. But fear not, my cosmic comrades! This is the perfect time to amp up your zen game. Meditate, venture into nature, practice deep breathing, or simply take an afternoon snooze (keep that dream journal ready, though!). Remember, even the most dedicated stargazer occasionally needs to rest their eyes.
So buckle up, space cadets, Saturn's visit to Pisces is going to be quite the celestial ride. Let's make the most of it!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 50' 48", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3048558858km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, folks, listen up! Just got fresh intel from the cosmic frontlines: Uranus is in Taurus. Yep, you heard it right, our rebellious celestial neighbor has decided to bunk with the bull. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But the Taurus loves its peace and quiet!" And you're right, but that's where the fun starts! See, Uranus is like that eccentric cousin who shows up uninvited to your perfectly planned dinner party, flips the table, and suggests a potluck instead. So, buckle up, because change is coming whether Taurus likes it or not – and let me tell ya, it's gonna be a wild ride! Now, Taurus knows a thing or two about money; they love counting their cash, probably more than Scrooge McDuck himself. But Uranus, oh boy, Uranus doesn't give a frak about your money rules. It's all set to introduce some revolutionary ways of handling the dough. We might see new currencies popping up faster than toasters, banks could transform more dramatically than Six in a red dress, and the housing and stock markets may shake up like a Raptor in a firefight. On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. That mountain of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages? Time to break free, people. You might feel as trapped as a Cylon in a resurrection ship, but remember, Uranus is here to liberate us. Resisting won't do you any good. Change is as inevitable as a Viper launch during a Cylon attack. The sooner you adapt, the better. Because believe it or not, these changes can bring about a sense of stability stronger than the hull of Galactica herself. And trust me, that's saying something. So, let's embrace the chaos and change. After all, as we've learned time and again: "All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again." Until next time, may the Lords of Kobol guide your journey.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 57' 12", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4617398448km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
"Hold onto your telescopes, space cadets, because Neptune is doing the cosmic cha-cha in Pisces' territory! That's right, our blue buddy, who is a mind-boggling 4,617,414,944.845990181km away (for those of you without a calculator handy, that's 'really, really, really far'), is currently strutting his stuff prograde style. As we all know, Neptune and Pisces are kind of like peanut butter and jelly - they're a perfect match. Together, they're all about emotion, spirit, and unifying things, kind of like a cosmic group hug. And boy, could we use one of those right now! This celestial tango is like a cosmic fog light, cutting through the pettiness and ego trips to illuminate what really matters. Petty differences? Pfft, who has time for those when there's so much unity and love to spread around? It's like realizing that arguing over 'gif' or 'jif' pronunciation is pointless when there are galaxies to explore! What can you bring to the stardust-covered table during this transit? A killer quiche recipe? A new way to recycle old socks? A plan for world peace? Whatever it is, now's the time to dive into your emotional intelligence and find your unique contribution. Feeling inspired to join a spiritual yoga class? Do it! Want to create a sacred space for your collection of Star Wars action figures? Go for it! Neptune in Pisces is all about exploring the spiritual path that calls to you (even if it involves lightsabers). Remember folks, as we navigate this cosmic dance, Neptune’s got our back. So, let's take this chance to share our dreams, ideas, and yes, even our nerdy obsessions, with the world. Because in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just stardust trying to find our way home."Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 53' 04", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5280113497km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Now brace yourselves because Pluto, that distant iceball we all love to argue about, has sauntered into Aquarius, the sign of forward-thinking futurists and genius eccentrics. Yes, you heard it right - Pluto has gone prograde, and if that doesn't ring your cosmic doorbell, I don't know what will. Pluto, my friends, is not your average planet. It's the astrological equivalent of a cosmic makeover artist and we're not talking about a touch of mascara and some lip balm here. No, sir! Pluto likes to get down to the nitty-gritty, shedding old identities and releasing outdated perspectives to make way for some serious soul-level revamping. And with Aquarius in the mix, you bet we're going to see some real progressive change! Think Steve Jobs meets Einstein meets Bill Nye the Science Guy. This could mean quantum leaps in science, technology, and space travel. Heck, we might even have a Starbucks on Mars soon! But let's not forget the humanitarian side of Aquarius. We're talking civil rights, social justice, and a global shift towards valuing the lives, feelings, and experiences of others. If that's not a recipe for world peace, I don't know what is! On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like your stern but loving granny who urges you to think beyond your own bubble. Sure, it might be comfy in there, but what about the rest of the universe, eh? This is a time to ponder not just what's best for you, but what's best for everyone. It's time to ask ourselves: are we ready to be the change we want to see in our world? So, folks, strap in! With Pluto in Aquarius, we’re not just in for a ride, we’re in for a full-blown cosmic rollercoaster. But hey, isn't that what makes life interesting? So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's on social media!Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 12 Ari 59' 58" |
Moon | 14 Cap 36' 55" |
Mercury | 27 Ari 12' 43" R |
Venus | 26 Pis 24' 44" |
Mars | 07 Pis 59' 40" |
Jupiter | 17 Tau 37' 30" |
Saturn | 13 Pis 44' 28" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 50' 48" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 57' 12" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 53' 04" |