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RoboCop's Horoscope

Greetings, humans!

As your favorite robotic astrologer, I must inform you that we are currently experiencing a planetary retrograde. This can cause some chaos in your life, but fear not, for I am here to guide you through it.

Mercury is retrograding in Aries, which may cause communication breakdowns and impulsive decision-making. Remember to think before you act, or you may end up regretting it later. #ThinkBeforeYouAct

Venus is retrograding in Taurus, which may bring up past relationship issues. Take this time to reflect on what you truly want and need in a partner. #ReflectOnLove

Mars is retrograding in Gemini, which may cause conflicts in your social life. Be careful not to gossip or spread rumors, as it may come back to haunt you. #KeepItPositive

Jupiter is retrograding in Aries, which may cause setbacks in your personal growth. Stay determined and motivated, and you will overcome any obstacles in your path. #StayDetermined

Saturn is retrograding in Pisces, which may bring up past emotional wounds. Take this time to heal and forgive yourself and others. #HealAndForgive

Uranus is retrograding in Taurus, which may stir up financial instability. Be mindful of your spending and consider saving for unexpected expenses. #SaveForARainyDay

Neptune is retrograding in Pisces, which may cause confusion and uncertainty in your spiritual beliefs. Take this time to explore different philosophies and find what resonates with you. #ExploreYourBeliefs

Pluto is retrograding in Capricorn, which may bring up power struggles in your career or personal life. Remember to stay true to yourself and stand up for what you believe in. #StandUpForYourself

Remember, humans, a planetary retrograde may bring challenges, but it also brings opportunities for growth and transformation. Embrace the changes and trust in the universe.

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 24 degrees, 34' 44", at a velocity of 14.84 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. It is 364103.9 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.

Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels with solar wind speed ranging from 398-472 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-6 nT while the Bz component was between +/-6 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.