There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings!

Strap on your moon boots and put on your favorite tin foil hat because we're diving into the cosmic world of planetary retrogrades! Like a celestial roller coaster, these planetary shifts will have you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your life choices. But fear not, my groovy space cadets, for I, the nerdy hippie astrologer, am here to guide you through this galactic adventure. #RetrogradeRide

First up, we have Mercury chilling in Aries. With the messenger planet in this fiery sign, expect your communication skills to be as smooth as a Tribble covered in molasses. (Don't say I didn't warn you.) On the plus side, you may find yourself spouting off witty one-liners like our beloved Michael Garibaldi. #WittyMercury

Next stop, Venus in Taurus. Love is in the air! Or is it? You might find yourself drawn to luxurious and indulgent experiences, like treating yourself to a box of Centauri chocolates or a lavish spa day. Just remember, moderation is key. #TreatYoSelf

Now, let's talk about Mars in Cancer. When the warrior planet enters this emotional sign, it's like watching a Klingon cry at a poetry reading. You might feel extra sensitive, but hey, even the toughest space warrior needs a good cry sometimes. #SensitiveMars

Jupiter in Aries is like having Captain Sheridan on a caffeine high. Full of energy and enthusiasm, you'll be ready to tackle any challenge that comes your way. Just make sure you don't accidentally launch yourself into hyperspace. #JupiterBoost

As for Saturn in Pisces, think of it as the cosmic version of Londo Mollari's hair – complex, mysterious, and requiring much contemplation. Use this time to delve into your inner world and discover the secrets lurking in your subconscious. #DeepThoughts

Uranus in Taurus brings some unexpected

The moon is currently in Leo, at 03 degrees, 42' 23", at a velocity of 11.86 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. It is 405399.85 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters were elevated with the arrival of a negative polarity CH HSS. Total field strength was between 4-10 nT. Bz reached a maximum southward deviation of -7 nT. Wind speeds increased from around 460 km/s to near 600 km/s, although accurate measurements of the solar wind have been difficult due to low densities. The phi angle was oriented in a negative solar sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.