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Planetary Retrograde Horoscope - Gwen Cooper Style

Greetings, cosmic citizens! It's your favorite nerdy astrologer here, ready to serve up some laughs and a little bit of planetary wisdom. As I don my lab coat and tune into the celestial vibes, let's dive into the current state of the cosmos.

First up, we've got Mercury hanging out in Aries. Communication is on fire, so watch out for those verbal sparks flying everywhere! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you're not accidentally starting any intergalactic wars with your snazzy one-liners. #MercuryInAries #WatchYourWords

Now, let's talk about love, baby! Venus is currently in Taurus, so you might be feeling like a cosmic hippie, ready to spread love and peace across the universe. Embrace that loving energy and remember, all you need is love... and maybe some chocolate. #VenusInTaurus #CosmicHippie

Our red friend Mars is lounging in Cancer, which means it's time to channel our inner warrior and fight for the things we care about. Just be careful not to get too crabby in the process – no one likes a moody Martian! #MarsInCancer #CrabbyWarrior

Jupiter is also joining the Aries party, expanding our horizons and giving us the courage to boldly go where no one has gone before. So, strap on your space boots and let's get exploring! #JupiterInAries #SpaceAdventures

Saturn is chilling in Pisces, reminding us to take a deep breath and embrace our inner Zen master. After all, what's life without a little bit of balance, right? Don't forget to take some time for yourself, even if it means turning off your communicator for a few hours. #SaturnInPisces #ZenMaster

Uranus is rocking out in Taurus, bringing a touch of unpredictability to our lives. Embrace the chaos, my

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 09 degrees, 35' 43", at a velocity of 12.14 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. It is 402386 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters remained elevated due to continued influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength was between 2-7 nT while the Bz component varied between +/-6 nT. Solar wind speeds varied between ~500-600 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.