There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome to Retrograde Revelations with Ianto Jones!

Hey there star gazers, space nerds, and hippie hearts! Put on your cosmic thinking caps and buckle up, because we are diving into the groovy world of planetary retrogrades, Ianto Jones style!

Mercury in Taurus:

Oh dear, Mercury, you cheeky little planet, you're at it again! Slow your roll in Taurus, will you? With this retrograde, expect some miscommunications and a sprinkle of confusion in your daily life. Embrace your inner nerd and triple-check those emails before hitting send! #MercuryRetrogradeProblems

Venus in Gemini:

Venus, the love guru, is currently causing a stir in Gemini. Expect your romantic endeavors to take a trip to funky town. Be open to new experiences and remember, communication is key! Keep those flirty vibes alive and don't forget to have fun, my friends. #VenusInGeminiParty

Mars in Cancer:

Mars, oh Mars, you fiery beast! You're making yourself comfy in Cancer, huh? Well, expect a rollercoaster of emotions during this time. Channel that energy into creative expression and give your inner artist a chance to shine. Paint the town red (or whatever color tickles your fancy) and enjoy the ride! #MarsInCancerMadness

Jupiter in Aries:

Jupiter, you big ol' gas ball, you're having a blast in Aries! This retrograde brings a burst of enthusiasm and motivation. Whether it's a new hobby or a scientific breakthrough, don't be afraid to dive into uncharted territory. Just remember to take breaks and breathe. There's plenty of cosmic energy to go around! #JupiterInAriesAdventures

Saturn in Pisces:

Saturn, the task

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 07 degrees, 14' 33", at a velocity of 13.99 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.9 days old. It is 366488.57 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters were indicative of a waning CH HSS regime. Wind speeds decreased to sub 400 km/s, total field averaged near 6 nT, and Bz varied between +/- 5 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive. .Forecast... Weak enhancements are likely as the solar wind environment slowly returns to background levels on 12-14 Apr due to persistent, yet dissipating, positive-polarity CH HSS influence.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.