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Barbarella's Hilarious Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde Edition!

Prepare to blast off to the groovy space of astrological vibes!

Hey there, cosmic cats and kittens! It's time for another far-out edition of Barbarella's Hilarious Horoscope! Today, we're diving deep into the planetary retrograde, which'll have us all feeling a little topsy-turvy. So buckle up, buttercups, and let's explore the celestial shenanigans!

First up, we got Mercury doing the moonwalk in Taurus, making it the perfect time to get your groove on with some slow jams. Communication might be a bit wonky, so just chillax and enjoy the funky tunes. #MercuryInTaurus #Moonwalk

Venus is in Gemini, the sign of the twins, so it's like double the love, baby! Keep an eye out for cosmic connections, because you might just find yourself in a groovy love sandwich. #VenusInGemini #LoveSandwich

Meanwhile, Mars is in Cancer, stirring up some emotional vibes. Don't freak out, man, just let it flow. Remember, it's all good in the cosmic hood. #MarsInCancer #CosmicHood

Jupiter, the big kahuna of the cosmos, is chilling in Aries. This is one righteous time for some far-out adventures and taking bold leaps into the unknown. So, don't be a square and seize the day! #JupiterInAries #BigKahuna

Saturn's in Pisces, which means we're all feeling a little spaced-out and dreamy. Embrace your inner hippie and let your imagination run wild, dudes and dudettes. #SaturnInPisces #SpacedOut

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, bringing some unexpected surprises to our earthly realm. Keep your peepers peeled for some groovy changes coming your way. #UranusInTaurus #GroovyChanges

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 05 degrees, 32' 02", at a velocity of 14.28 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. It is 363378.37 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

A nominal solar wind environment prevailed. Total field ranged between 4-9 nT and Bz varied between +7/-6nT. Solar wind speeds were steady near 400 km/s throughout the period.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.