By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 September 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 24 September, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
24 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Your Galactic Guide to the Planetary Retrograde - Hitchhiker Style!


Well, for all you earthlings out there who've been feeling a little off-kilter lately, blame it on the stars. Or specifically, Mercury in Virgo. If you've been experiencing frequent brain farts, misplacing your keys more often than usual, or just generally feeling a little foggy-headed, then congratulations! You're not losing your mind, it's just Mercury messing with you. As we all know, Mercury is the planet of communication, and right now, it's in Virgo doing its best impression of a drunk text at 3am. #MercuryInVirgo #IsItJustMe


Meanwhile, Venus, the planet of love, sitting pretty in Leo, is all about drama. She's like that friend who insists on making a grand entrance at every party, expects everyone to notice her new haircut, and won't shut up about her latest crush. If you've been feeling unusually romantic, or if your love life has been more soap opera than sweet romance, thank Venus in Leo. #VenusInLeo #DramaQueen


And then there's Mars in Libra, doing its best impression of a pacifist. Normally, Mars is all about action and aggression, but in Libra, it's more interested in peace and harmony. It's like watching Rambo try to mediate a dispute over a parking spot. It's amusing, but also a little unsettling. So, if you've been feeling unusually diplomatic, you can thank Mars. #MarsInLibra #PeaceNotWar


Jupiter in Taurus is like a millionaire in a dollar store. It's used to abundance and expansion, but in Taurus, it's all about stability and practicality. It's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole, but hey, it's not impossible! So, if you've been feeling like you're balancing on a tightrope between extravagance and prudence, that's Jupiter talking. #JupiterInTaurus #BalanceIsKey


Saturn in Pisces is the cosmic equivalent of your high school gym teacher trying to teach philosophy. Saturn is all about discipline and structure, while Pisces is dreamy and spiritual. It's a strange combination, but somehow, it

The Moon

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 19 degrees, 33' 43", at a velocity of 14.2 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.9 days old. It is 367413.14 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 400 km/s to near 325 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-6 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-6 nT. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 14 Tau 56' 17"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 01 Pis 51' 41"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 47' 45"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 08' 23"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 27 Cap 57' 29"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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