By The Chip Witch on Monday, 02 October 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 2 October, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
2 October, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Galactic Gazette - Retrograde Rundown

Hey there, space cadets! Marty here, your cosmic courier in this existential trip. So, you got your crystals charged and your tie-dye t-shirts fresh out of the dryer? Good! Because we're about to hit some serious astrological turbulence. 88 miles per hour of planetary retrograde. Hold on to your hoverboards!

First off, Mercury is hanging out in Virgo, which is like trying to fit an encyclopedia into a matchbox. Expect your communication to be as precise as a laser beam but as hard to control as a DeLorean on a patch of black ice. Don't panic – just remember, it's your density—I mean, destiny.

Venus, that love bug, is doing her diva thing in dramatic Leo. Hearts are a-fluttering and drama is rising faster than my blood pressure when Biff is around. Keep a cool head, folks! Love might make you feel like you're time-traveling, but trust me, there's no such thing as 'the past' in relationships...or is there?

Meanwhile, Mars is lounging in Libra, trying to decide whether he wants to start a war or a book club. Stay balanced, my friends. And remember, conflict can be as constructive as building a flux capacitor if handled right.

As for Jupiter in Taurus, that's like having your eccentric uncle win the lottery. He's generous, but with a side of stubbornness. Embrace the abundance, but don't get stuck in your ways.

Saturn in Pisces? Think discipline meets daydream. It's like trying to maintain a strict schedule at a Woodstock festival. Good luck with that!

And Uranus in Taurus is about as comfortable as a Vegan at a steakhouse. Expect some seismic shifts in your value systems.

Neptune in Pisces is home turf for our dreamy friend – it's like Doc Brown in a science lab. Dive deep into your subconscious, just watch out for the enchanting sirens of illusion.

Last, but certainly not least, Pluto in Capricorn is like a corporate takeover on a soul-level. Power plays and transformations are in store, so hang tight to your principles.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 16 degrees, 53' 34", at a velocity of 13.87 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. It is 378512.49 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near background conditions. Solar wind speed ranged from 391-436 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-6 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-6 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive.

There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 14 Tau 19' 35"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 01 Pis 24' 36"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 36' 22"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 25 Pis 55' 19"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 27 Cap 54' 36"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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