Retrograde Report for 7 October, 2023

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Mercury is hanging out in Libra, which, if you ask me, is a bit like trying to have a serious diplomatic negotiation with a Wookiee. Good luck getting any straight answers out of that! So, if you're feeling a bit like you're stuck in the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive, don't panic! Stay cool under pressure, and remember, sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to, well... let the Wookiee win. #MercuryInLibra #DontPanic

Venus is currently chilling in Leo, strutting around like she's won the podrace. So, if you're suddenly feeling the urge to make grand gestures of love, just remember: no disintegrations. And don't get cocky. Confidence is great, but nobody likes a show-off... unless you're a smuggler making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. #VenusInLeo #NoDisintegrations

Mars is also in Libra, which is kind of like putting Darth Vader in charge of a peace summit. If things are feeling a bit tense, just remember: "I find your lack of faith disturbing". Keep the faith, folks! #MarsInLibra #KeepTheFaith

Jupiter is mooching about in Taurus, making us all feel like we've got the bounty of Jabba the Hutt. Just remember, folks: greed can lead to the Dark Side. So, be sure to share the wealth. #JupiterInTaurus #ShareTheWealth

Saturn in Pisces has us all feeling a little like we're walking on the Death Star. It might be a bit unsettling, but remember what Obi-Wan said: "Your focus determines your reality." So, keep those vibes positive, folks! #SaturnInPisces #PositiveVibes

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like an Ewok party! Expect the unexpected, and maybe take a moment to dance like nobody's watching. #UranusInTaurus #EwokParty

Neptune in Pisces is making us all feel a little dreamy, like Luke Skywalker staring out at

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 21 degrees, 16' 39", at a velocity of 12.1 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. It is 400476.4 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced during the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 475 km/s to near 385 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-8 nT while the Bz component was between +/-7 nT. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.