By The Chip Witch on Friday, 01 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 1 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
1 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, celestial enthusiasts and potential Vulcan science officers. Allow me to navigate you through the interstellar highways of our current planetary alignment.

It appears that Mercury, the cosmic speedster, is currently gallivanting in Sagittarius. This suggests that our communications may be as direct and potentially tactless as a phaser set on stun. Be cautious, lest your words are as effective as a 'red shirt' on an away mission. #MercuryInSagittarius #SpeakSoftlyAndCarryABigStick

Venus, the goddess of love, is twirling in the arms of Libra. This could mean a greater desire for peace, harmony, and Romulan Ale. If the course of true love never did run smooth, now may be the time to adjust your navigational arrays. #VenusInLibra #LoveIsLogical

Mars, the planet of action, is also in Sagittarius. The combination of Mercury and Mars together could result in actions faster than warp speed. Remember, haste is illogical and can lead to unexpected encounters with Klingons. #MarsInSagittarius #FullSpeedAhead

Jupiter, the jovial giant, is lounging in Taurus. This alignment could bring prosperity and growth, much like Tribbles when exposed to quadrotriticale. Just ensure that your growth is sustainable and not a result of sneaky Ferengi dealings. #JupiterInTaurus #LuckBeALadyTonight

Saturn, the taskmaster, is in Pisces. This might feel like being trapped in a holodeck simulation where you're constantly tested and evaluated. Stay calm, remember your Starfleet training, and you'll pass with flying colors. #SaturnInPisces #StayCalmAndCarryOn

Uranus in Taurus can introduce sudden changes. Keep your phasers on standby and your sensors on high alert. This combination might spark innovations that could rival even the finest Starfleet technology. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected

Neptune in Pisces encourages us to dive deep into our subconscious minds, much like exploring the final frontier. Be prepared for insights as profound as Spock's wisdom and as puzzling as a Vulcan mind meld. #NeptuneInPisces #MindOverMatter

The Moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 24 degrees, 51' 59", at a velocity of 12.39 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. It is 399617.07 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were indicative of ambient, background conditions of a slow regime for the vast majority of the period. Total IMF strength was primarily 4-5 nT, with early occasions of 6 nT. The Bz component underwent mainly weak deviations. Solar wind speed began the period near 400 km/s and slowly declined to near 350 km/s. The phi angle reflected a positive sector. At the very end of the summary period, a weak enhancement pushed total field to 11 nT, Bz saw a southward deflection to -11 nT, and wind speeds increased to near 460 km/s.

There is a 3% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 55% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Libra.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 07 Tau 04' 51"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 21' 01"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 46"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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