By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 06 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 6 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
6 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Welcome to your Retrograde Rumble!

Alright, star gazers! Get ready to strap on your cosmic seat belts because Mercury is doing the cha-cha in Capricorn. Expect your emails to start behaving like a coked-up squirrel and your phone to develop a personality of its own. Remember, it's not you, it's Mercury! #MercuryRetrograde #TechnoTantrums

Meanwhile, Venus in Scorpio is turning everyone's love life into a spicy telenovela episode more twisted than a pretzel in a yoga class. So, if you start feeling the urge to write intense poetry or throw plates - blame it on the planet of love! #VenusInScorpio #PassionatePlates

Mars in Sagittarius? That's like a caffeine-infused kangaroo with a GPS set for the horizon. It's all about big actions, bigger dreams, and the biggest chance of tripping over your own feet. So, go ahead, reach for the stars. Just remember to tie your shoelaces first! #MarsInSag #DreamBig

Jupiter's lounging in Taurus like a cosmic couch potato, promising good luck and abundance with the same enthusiasm as a sloth on a treadmill. So, don't just sit there, make your own luck! #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicCouchPotato

Saturn in Pisces is playing the role of that wise, but slightly intoxicated uncle at the family reunion. Listen to his advice, but maybe don't follow it to the letter. Keep an open mind, but not so open your brain falls out! #SaturnInPisces #WiseAndWobbly

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a blender at a smoothie bar. Expect the unexpected and remember, change is just life's way of keeping you on your toes. Or your head, depending on how well you handle surprises! #UranusInTaurus #ShakeItUp

Neptune in Pisces is offering a free, all-you-can-eat buffet of dreams and intuition. Just be careful not to get lost in the sauce. It’s like a cosmic version of ‘Inception’, just without the spinning top or Leonardo DiCaprio. #NeptuneInPisces

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 24 degrees, 45' 29", at a velocity of 11.89 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. It is 404359.3 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind speed averaged near 550 km/s for the first half of the day as negative CH HSS influence continued. Winds then increased to near 625 km/s as Earth moved into the bulk of the HSS. Total field strength decreased from ~15 nT to near 3 nT by the end of the period. Bz fluctuated between +/- 6 nT or less for most of the period. Phi angle was in a predominately negative orientation.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 38' 00"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 09' 38"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 18"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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