By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 07 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 7 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
7 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, Earthlings and celestial aficionados! Brace your chakras because I've got some interstellar news to share.

Mercury, our favorite cosmic chatterbox, is currently in Capricorn. Expect your emails to sound as serious as a Vulcan discussing the principle of logical positivism. And don't be surprised if you find yourself saying things like "Live long and prosper" instead of "See ya later!" #MercuryInCapricorn #SpockEmails

Venus, the planet of love, is slinking around in the passionate depths of Scorpio. Yes, it's time to boldly go where no man has gone before - into the mysterious realms of deep emotional connection and desire. May the force of love be with you! #VenusInScorpio #LoveIsTheFinalFrontier

Mars, the planet of action, is in adventurous Sagittarius. You might feel an irresistible urge to don your explorer's hat and set off on your own version of the Star Trek Enterprise. Just remember, even Spock knew when to rest. #MarsInSagittarius #StarTrekAdventures

Jupiter, the planet of luck, is in practical Taurus. This might sound as exciting as watching paint dry in zero gravity, but trust me, it's the perfect time to invest in those dilithium crystal stocks. #JupiterInTaurus #VulcanInvestments

Saturn, the taskmaster, is in dreamy Pisces. That's like Spock deciding to take up poetry. It might seem out of character, but it could also lead to some truly profound haikus. #SaturnInPisces #SpockThePoet

Uranus, the planet of change, is also in Taurus. Expect a few cosmic curveballs. Like finding out your pet Tribble is actually a Klingon spy. #UranusInTaurus #TribbleTroubles

Neptune, the planet of dreams, is in Pisces. That's like having a direct line to the cosmic consciousness. Or, in layman's terms, it's like having a Vulcan mind meld with the universe. #NeptuneInPisces #CosmicMindMeld

And finally, Pluto, the little planet that could, is in Capricorn. It's

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 06 degrees, 42' 48", at a velocity of 12.04 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.9 days old. It is 402379.87 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind speed gradually decreased from over 625 km/s to end the period near 550 km/s as negative CH HSS influence began to subside. Total field strength was steady near 4 nT, Bz fluctuated between +/- 4 nT, and Phi angle remained in a predominately negative orientation.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 33' 09"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 07' 26"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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