By The Chip Witch on Monday, 11 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 11 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
11 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Today's Cosmic Weather Report

Alright, stargazers! Buckle up your spaceship belts, it's time for some astrological antics! First off, Mercury is in Capricorn, which means everyone's acting as serious as a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention. Don't worry though, it won't last long. We all know Mercurians can't keep a straight face for too long, especially when Uranus starts making dad jokes in Taurus. #MercuryinCapricorn #DadJokes

Over in the love department, Venus in Scorpio is stirring up some intense emotions. Try not to get too caught up in the drama, remember, Romeo and Juliet was a tragedy, not a love story! Save the theatrics for the next Shakespearean play or better yet, your local improv group. #VenusinScorpio #DramaAlert

Mars in Sagittarius? Well, now we're talking! With the god of war in the sign of the archer, it feels like we're in the middle of a cosmic Dungeons & Dragons campaign. Just remember, you don't always have to shoot for the stars. Sometimes, the treasure you seek is right under your nose... or in the next room, guarded by a dragon. #MarsinSagittarius #AdventureTime

Meanwhile, Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, acting like a cosmic couch potato. It's a great time for self-care though, so grab that face mask and start binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series. Just don't forget to come up for air (and snacks) every now and then! #JupiterinTaurus #SelfCareSunday

Over in the ethereal realm, Neptune is chilling in Pisces. Expect some deep and meaningful dreams...or just some really weird ones featuring talking llamas and singing potatoes. Either way, it's all good. Remember, the universe has a strange sense of humor. #NeptuneinPisces #Dreamland

Last, but not least, Pluto in Capricorn is playing the long game. Change is coming, but like a software update on an old computer, it's going to take its sweet time. Grab a cup of herbal tea and

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 27 degrees, 07' 46", at a velocity of 13.3 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. It is 386883.08 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed averaged around 407 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-4 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 15' 30"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 58' 51"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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