By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 26 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 26 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

🚀 Cosmic Chronicles - Retrograde Rendezvous! 🌌

Good day, stardust sprinkled space cadets! Let's take a warp-speed tour through our cosmic neighborhood, shall we? Buckle up, because it’s about to get nerdy. #RetrogradeRendezvous

Our pint-sized powerhouse Mercury is currently in Sagittarius, and boy, is he chatty! He's like Neelix on a double espresso, spouting off philosophy and far-out ideas like they're going out of fashion. But remember, folks, in the words of Spock: "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." #MercurialMirth

Now, let's talk Venus in Scorpio. She's channeling her inner Seven of Nine, all intense and mysterious. So, if you find yourself drawn to the Borg side, don't resist - as they say, resistance is futile! #VenusVortex

Mars in Sagittarius is going all Captain James T. Kirk, boldly going where no one has gone before. It’s a great time for exploring new frontiers - just don’t forget to bring your tricorder! #MartianAdventures

Next stop, Jupiter in Taurus - the equivalent of a Ferengi finding a stash of gold-pressed latinum! Time to indulge, but remember, greed is eternal. Don't let it tip you over the edge. #JovialJupiter

Saturn in Pisces has us all feeling a bit like the Doctor, oscillating between bouts of existential dread and enlightened empathy. Let's just hope we don't need to reset our ethical subroutines. #SaturnineShenanigans

Meanwhile, Uranus in Taurus is like a Q Continuum family reunion – disruptive, unpredictable, but not devoid of charm. It’s shaking things up, and not just because it likes to spin on its side! #UranianUproar

Neptune in Pisces is all Counselor Troi - intuitive, empathetic and a bit dreamy. Time to tap into that Betazoid sensitivity. Just remember, no mind-reading without consent! #NeptunianNostalgia

Lastly, Pluto

The Moon

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 25 degrees, 02' 05", at a velocity of 12.94 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14 days old. It is 389245.74 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

A minor enhancement was observed in the solar wind field. Total field strength ranged from 2-7 nT and Bz was between +7/-6 nT. Wind speeds were generally steady around 450 km/s and the phi angle was variable.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 26 Sag 09' 08"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.Mercury is in Sagittarius Detriment: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 37' 19"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 31' 17"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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