By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 2 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
2 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Your Galactic Guidance

Good cosmic day, stargazers! It's time to chase away those retrograde blues with a little bit of astro-nerdery. Now, don't worry. I won't go all "Tears in Rain" on you. #RoyBattyFeels

Let's start with our messenger, Mercury, who's currently shacking up with Venus and Mars in Sagittarius. Now, you know what they say about three's a crowd? Well, when it comes to these celestial bodies, it's more like a cosmic comedy club! #SagittariusParty

Venus is spicing up the love life of the Centaur, while Mars, the red-faced warrior, is just trying to keep up. The result? Expect a flurry of flirty texts and maybe even a duel or two over the last slice of pizza. #LoveAndWar

Meanwhile, Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, all chill and relaxed. He's like that friend who always has snacks and never leaves the couch. But hey, we all need a little stability in our lives right? #ComfortZone

Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, pondering the meaning of life and maybe writing some emo poetry. Don't worry Saturn, we've all been there. #DeepThoughts

Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, is also chilling in Taurus. Now, this might seem like an odd couple, but sometimes you need a little rebellion to shake things up. #UnexpectedTwists

Neptune, the dreamer, is in Pisces, probably composing a symphony or painting a masterpiece. Just remember Neptune, not everyone appreciates abstract art. #LostInDreams

Finally, we have Pluto in Capricorn. Now, I know Pluto is not technically a planet anymore (thanks for that, science), but in my heart, and in the hearts of all astrology fans, you'll always be one. #PlutoForever

So there you have it, folks! Remember, with all this planetary activity, it's okay to feel a little topsy-turvy. Just remember to breathe, stay grounded, and maybe invest in a good telescope. Because the best way to deal with retrograde is to look it straight in the eye...

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 20 degrees, 46' 01", at a velocity of 11.8 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. It is 405127.65 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were elevated this period, possibly in response to a CIR associated with the well overdue negative polarity CH HSS. Total field strength peaked at 12 nT and Bz reached a maximum southward deviation of -9 nT. Solar wind speeds were estimated to be around 350 km/s. The phi angle was generally variable after the first few synoptic periods of the day.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 21' 26"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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