By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 21 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 21 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
21 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Hello, celestial aficionados! It's your favorite intergalactic comedic astrologer here, ready to drop some planetary wisdom on your human heads. Buckle up, because you're in for a nerdy, hippie-fueled joyride through the cosmos!

Planetary Retrograde

First things first, let's talk about this retrograde business. Now, we're all familiar with Mercury going retrograde and everyone blaming their bad internet connection and misdirected emails on it, right? Well, this time Mercury is hanging out in Capricorn and I've got to say, it's like watching Spock try to tell a knock-knock joke. Talk about a communication breakdown! #MercuryRetrograde #CapricornChaos

Next up, Venus, the goddess of love herself, is currently vacationing in Sagittarius. Expect an influx of wanderlust and a sudden urge to buy a van and travel the world. Just remember: love is a journey, not a destination. Unless that destination is a vegan food truck festival in Portland - then it's both. #VenusInSagittarius #VanLife

Mars is also kicking it in Capricorn, which is like Batman and Robin trying to share the same Batmobile. Things could get a bit competitive, so make sure you're keeping your Martian energy in check! #MarsInCapricorn #BattleOfTheBatmobile

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, creating a vibe that's part 'billionaire tech mogul', part 'hippie living off the grid'. Expect grand ideas about sustainable living to come your way. Oh, and if you start craving organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, soy-free, dairy-free pizza... well, you've been warned. #JupiterInTaurus #EcoBillionaire

Saturn is swimming in Pisces, which is like trying to organize a library underwater. Things might seem a bit hazy and unclear, but hey, at least your dreams will be more organized! #SaturnInPisces #UnderwaterLibrarian

Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, which is like an alien trying to understand why humans are so obsessed with avocado toast. Expect some

The Moon

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 08 degrees, 43' 34", at a velocity of 12.98 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. It is 382191.84 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were steady between 390-440 km/s, total field ranged 3-5 nT, and Bz varied +4/-5 nT. Phi angle was positive.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 06' 16"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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