By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 30 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
30 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings Star Gazers!

Well, well, well... Looks like the Capricorn is having a house party and everyone's invited! Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all currently chilling in Capricorn. It's like they're playing a cosmic game of 'Who Can Be The Goatiest Goat' - spoiler, the answer is always Capricorn.

Now, Mercury in Capricorn is like your nerdy friend who suddenly decided to try stand-up comedy. You'll find yourself communicating in a practical way... but with a punchline. So let's say, you might be explaining quantum physics, but with a rubber chicken in your hand. #MercuryInCapricorn #StandUpScience

Venus in Capricorn is like that romantic movie where the seemingly stiff protagonist falls head over heels in love. You might find yourself being more pragmatic about your relationships, yet somehow the background music is making everything so... dramatic! #PragmaticRomantic

Mars in Capricorn? Well, picture yourself as a knight, clad in armour, riding a mountain goat. You've got the determination and discipline to climb any hill, even if the ride is a bit... bumpy. #KnightlyGoatRide

Meanwhile, Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus because, why not? This combo is basically like finding a giant gummy bear at a buffet. Your luck is going to be as deliciously sweet and surprisingly big. #GummyBearLuck

Saturn in Pisces feels like doing your taxes while listening to a meditation app. You're going to learn some serious lessons, but hey, at least there's soothing whale sounds in the background. #MeditativeAccounting

Uranus in Taurus is like a techno music festival on a farm. Expect some unexpected changes in your material world, but hey, at least the beat is good! #TechnoFarm

Neptune in Pisces? Imagine you're a mermaid or merman, but also a philosopher. You're going to be deep... like, ocean deep. #PhilosopherMermaid

Finally, Pluto in Aquarius is like being a rebellious teen with the wisdom of Yoda. Transformations are coming, my friends, and they're as unpredictable as a Star Wars plot twist. #YodaTeen

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 28 degrees, 59' 31", at a velocity of 11.78 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. It is 404705.79 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were mildly enhanced, likely from a connection to the northern, negative polarity, CH HSS. Solar wind speed was between 400-450 km/s. Total field was mostly at 6-8 nT and Bz was variable. Phi angle was negative.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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