By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 01 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 1 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
1 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Your Nerdy Horoscope

Alright, stargazers, let's get down to business. We've got more Capricorns in the sky than a goat convention! Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all hanging out there like a cosmic high school reunion.

Mercury in Capricorn is going to make us all as serious as a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention. You’ll be communicating with the precision of Spock analyzing a tricorder reading. Live long and prosper, my friends!

Venus in Capricorn? Well, let's just say you might find yourself drawn to that person in your life who's as steady as a hobbit's second breakfast. Steady, dependable, and always there when you need them.

And Mars in Capricorn? Think Batman with a schedule. It's all about discipline, strategy, and practical action. Don't be surprised if you find yourself prepping your Batcave for any potential disaster.

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, so prepare to enjoy the good life. You'll be feeling as expansive as the universe itself...or at least as expansive as a well-fed Tribble.

Saturn in Pisces is like Yoda meditating on Dagobah. Time to reflect, learn, and grow, padawans. Use the force wisely!

Uranus in Taurus? Like mixing Vulcans and Klingons. Expect some earth-shaking changes and rebellions against the status quo. Your inner rebel may be about to yell "KHAAAAN" at the top of its lungs.

Neptune in Pisces is like being in a dream within a dream...Inception style. The line between reality and fantasy might get as blurry as the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie.

And finally, Pluto in Aquarius is like the Doctor in his TARDIS, preparing us for a transformative journey to the unknown. Who knows where we'll end up? Just remember, it's bigger on the inside!

#AstroNerd #HoroscopeHumor #GoatConvention #SpockSpeak #HobbitRomance #BatmanPrep #TribbleLife #Yoda

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 22 degrees, 41' 17", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. It is 400403.56 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Total field ranged 3-5 nT, the Bz component was +/- 4 nT, and solar wind speeds gradually decreased to ~430 km/s. Phi was predominantly in a negative solar sector.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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