By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 13 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 13 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
13 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

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Good heavens! Great Galileo's ghost! It's time for your celestial scoop!

Hold onto your telescopes, my celestial aficionados, we're about to embark on an astronomical journey! Think of it as "Back to the Astrological Future", but without the DeLorean...or Marty McFly. #AstroGiggles

Our cosmic speedster, Mercury, is doing the backstroke in Aquarius. Expect the unexpected and embrace the chaos! Emails might land in spam, your GPS could send you to Timbuktu instead of the grocery store, and your microwave may start communicating in binary code. But remember, it's not a glitch in the Matrix, it's just Mercury having a bit of a laugh! #MercurialMischief

Venus and Mars, the cosmic lovebirds, are snuggling up in Capricorn. Though, Venus in Capricorn might be less like a passionate embrace, and more like a meticulous three-year strategic plan for love. And Mars? Well, he's probably building a love fort out of spreadsheets and pie charts. #RomanticRightAngles

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, promoting spiritual growth with the enthusiasm of a couch potato. Don't be surprised if you feel an urge to meditate...while simultaneously binge-watching Netflix. #CosmicCouchPotato

Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is in Pisces, so don’t be surprised if your dreams start to feel like a TED Talk on responsibility. But remember, it's all for your own good. #DreamyDiscipline

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, causing sudden changes that are about as predictable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake. Maybe your boss will suddenly decide to start wearing tie-dye suits, or your cat will take up tap dancing. #UnpredictableUranus

Neptune in Pisces is blurring the lines between reality and fantasy. You might find yourself daydreaming of unicorns, rainbows, and a world where your Wi-Fi never buffers. #NebulousNeptune

Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is encouraging radical transformation. Don't be shocked if you wake up one

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aries, at 10 degrees, 12' 18", at a velocity of 14.65 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.8 days old. It is 364986.9 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters indicated waning CME influences from the likely arrival of the shock related to 09 Feb CME that originated from the X3.3 flare event. Total field steadily decreased from 7 nT to 3 nT, and the Bz component was mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds gradually decreased from ~600 km/s to ~450 km/s. Phi was predominantly negative save for period between 12/1357-1805 UTC when it became positive.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 40% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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