By The Chip Witch on Friday, 16 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 16 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
16 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hello there, stellar beings!

Coming to you from a galaxy not so far away, here's the cosmic lowdown. The stars are pulling a bit of a Jedi mind trick on us, but fear not - we have the astrological high ground!

Nerdy Mercury, the cosmic R2-D2, has unpacked its gizmos in Aquarius. Expect sudden bursts of insight faster than the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run. You might also develop a strange affinity for droids...just saying.

Venus, our love goddess, is doing the twist in Capricorn. It's like Yoda decided to take up salsa. If you're feeling more serious about your relationships than Luke was about blowing up the Death Star...well, that's why.

Mars, the planet of war (not to be confused with the Death Star), is also in Aquarius. That's right, folks. It's like Darth Vader and Obi-Wan decided to share a flat. Expect some electrifying (hopefully not literally) changes and maybe a couple of lightsaber duels.

Jupiter, the big daddy of the zodiac, has set up camp in Taurus. This is like Chewbacca in a china shop. Expect big, bold moves and possibly some broken dishes. But hey, fortune favors the brave, right?

Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, is chilling in Pisces. Imagine if Spock tried to write poetry. Things might feel a little out of whack, but remember, the Force is all about balance.

Uranus is stirring up a revolution in Taurus. It's like if the Ewoks led an uprising against the Empire. Embrace the unexpected and may the force be with you.

Neptune is dreaming away in Pisces. It's like a Jedi meditation retreat. Expect to have some seriously deep Force visions, and possibly a visit from an old master (or two).

Lastly, Pluto, our tiny but mighty planet, is hanging out in Aquarius. Think of it as Yoda in a tech start-up. You might feel a sudden urge to overhaul your life. Go with it. Innovation is the path to the light side.

Remember, you are one with the Force and the Force is with you. So

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 22 degrees, 23' 57", at a velocity of 13.48 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7 days old. It is 375135.56 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 475 km/s to near 385 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-9 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-4 nT. Phi angle switched to mostly positive at 15/0658 UTC.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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