By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 22 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 22 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
22 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Nerdy Astrologer's Horoscope

Welcome to the Cosmic Rave

Alright, folks, gather around the cosmic campfire! We've got a planetary party happening in Aquarius. Mercury, Venus, Mars, and even Pluto have all RSVP'd 'Yes' to this celestial soirée. #AquariusIsTheNewBlack

Listen, I know the word 'retrograde' sends shivers down your spine like hearing 'pop quiz' in high school. But, don't panic yet! Let me break it down for you in a way that won't require a Ph.D. in Astrophysics.

Imagine you're at a party (the Aquarius one, remember?). You've been chatting up Mercury, Venus, and Mars, but then they start walking backwards. Weird, right? That's what we call 'retrograde'. It's not them saying 'Goodbye', more like 'Watch my cool moonwalk'. #MoonwalkersOfTheZodiac

Now, let's talk about Jupiter chilling in Taurus. It's the cosmic equivalent of the big guy at the barbecue, flipping burgers and enjoying the good life. Jupiter in Taurus is all about expansion and grounding yourself. So, time to get those hiking boots out and embrace the outdoors! #JupiterBurgerKing

Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, the dreamer of the zodiac. It's like putting your strict school principal in a Bob Ross painting class. Expect some reality checks but in the most whimsical way possible. #BobRossMeetsPrincipal

And Uranus in Taurus? Well, that's like a mad scientist at a farmers market. Expect some unexpected innovations in your practical life. Who knows? Maybe it's time for those self-watering plants or a robotic vacuum cleaner. #MadScientistGoesGreen

Neptune is also playing in Pisces' dreamy sandbox. This is a double dose of creativity, sensitivity, and intuition. It's like having Spielberg and Miyazaki co-direct your dreams. #DreamDirectors

So, there you have it, folks! Remember, the stars may guide us, but we

The Moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 08 degrees, 14' 47", at a velocity of 12.07 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. It is 400788.83 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was mildly enhanced. Total field strength peaked at 9 nT and Bz deviated mostly northward throughout the day. Wind speeds increased from near 260 km/s to 350 km/s. Phi was positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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