By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 24 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 24 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
24 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, hello there, cosmic cadets! I see you're ready for a rollercoaster ride through the cosmic mysteries of our universe. Buckle up your celestial seatbelts - it's time for your astrological update!

First off, Mercury has crash-landed in Pisces. It's like putting Spock in a rom-com – all logic has been tossed out the window, replaced by feelings and intuition. Expect communication to get a little mushy, like a s'more left in a wormhole. #MercuryInPisces #FeelTheFeelings

Venus, our love goddess, is currently hanging out in Aquarius. Your love life might feel like a quirky Star Trek episode - unexpected, futuristic, and maybe even involving a few aliens. Embrace the oddities and enjoy the ride! #VenusInAquarius #LoveIsAlien

Mars, too, is doing the Aquarius shuffle. Assertiveness meets non-conformity? It's like Yoda decided to rock an electric guitar! Don't be surprised if your ambitions take a slightly eccentric turn. Just roll with it, my friends. #MarsInAquarius #EccentricAmbitions

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, making us all feel a bit like hobbits - all we want are second breakfasts and naps. Use this time to indulge in life's simple pleasures. #JupiterInTaurus #HobbitLife

Saturn is currently taking a dip in the emotional sea of Pisces. Suddenly, responsibilities feel like trying to solve Schrödinger's cat paradox. Remember, my friends, balance is key here. #SaturnInPisces #CatsAndQuantumPhysics

Meanwhile, Uranus is bunking with Taurus, bringing about changes as unpredictable as a plot twist in Game of Thrones. Hold on to your seats, folks, and remember: chaos is a ladder! #UranusInTaurus #ChaosIsALadder

Neptune is also hanging out in Pisces, making our dreams as vivid and confusing as a David Lynch film. If you find yourself dreaming of singing log ladies, don't panic - it's just Neptune doing its thing. #NeptuneInPisces #DreamyConfusion

Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is bringing transformation that’s

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 02 degrees, 10' 29", at a velocity of 11.88 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. It is 404811.68 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was at nominal levels. Total field strength peaked at 7 nT and Bz was variable between +7 nT to -5 nT. Wind speeds averaged near 325 km/s. The Phi angle was at a positive orientation through about 23/0900 UTC and variable thereafter.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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