Retrograde Report for 26 February, 2024

There are no planets in retrograde!

Your Cosmic Weather Report

Salutations, Earthlings! Get ready for a planetary party because the cosmos are serving up a celestial cocktail, shaken not stirred, with a twist of Dalek humor!

First off, Mercury is grooving in Pisces. Cue the dreamy vibes and expect communication to be as clear as a muddy puddle. If you find yourself sending texts that resemble a cryptic crossword puzzle, just blame it on our tiny friend zooming around the Sun. #MercuryInPisces #CrypticCrosswordCommunication

Venus and Mars are doing the cosmic conga in Aquarius. Imagine two planets shimmying around the solar system with a placard saying 'Let's get weird!' It's a great time to embrace your inner oddball and let your freak flag fly. #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius

Jupiter is chilling in Taurus. It's indulgence galore! Picture a giant planet-sized ice cream sundae, and you're armed with only a teaspoon. Pace yourself, we're not in a race to the Milky Way. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicIceCreamSundae

Saturn is also swimming in the Piscean pool. If you've been feeling like you're navigating through a foggy forest with a broken compass, Saturn in Pisces is likely to blame! #SaturnInPisces #FoggyForestNavigation

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, while Neptune is backstroking in Pisces. Expect sudden urges to become a vegan, plant a forest, or join a sea shanty choir. Embrace the unexpected: madness is just sanity in disguise! #UranusInTaurus #NeptuneInPisces

Finally, Pluto is playing hide and seek in Aquarius. This is the perfect time for a metaphysical spring clean. Clear out those cobwebbed corners of your psyche, you might find a few lost socks along the way! #PlutoInAqu

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 25 degrees, 50' 01", at a velocity of 11.8 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. It is 405220.43 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind conditions reflected weak to moderate enhanced conditions, likely due to weak CME effects. Total field field generally varied from 5 to 12 nT and Bz reached southward to -8/-10 nT. Wind speed increased from about 350 km/s to a peak of around 460 km/s. Total phi remained in a mostly negative orientation.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.