By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 27 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
27 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Good day, fellow star gazers! Strap on your space helmets and pull up your moon boots - we're going on an intergalactic journey through the current planetary retrograde.

Much like my attempt to make a kale smoothie palatable, Mercury in Pisces is stirring things up. Expect to be feeling more introspective than a flea on a quantum physicist's coat, pondering life's great mysteries like "why are there so many reality TV shows?" and "what exactly is in hot dogs?" #MercuryInPisces #ExistentialCrisis

Venus and Mars are having a cosmic playdate in Aquarius, the star-sign equivalent of that cool kid in high school who had all the latest gadgets. This dynamic duo is about pushing boundaries, challenging norms and possibly inventing a new vegan-friendly, gluten-free snack. #AquariusParty #VenusAndMarsTagTeam

Meanwhile, Jupiter in Taurus is all about indulgence. And by indulgence, I mean diving head first into a tub of your favorite ice cream while binge-watching reruns of Fringe. Just remember, you can't actually taste the TV, no matter how much you try. #JupiterInTaurus #BingeWatchingForTheWin

Oh Saturn, you're such a drama queen in Pisces. You're reminding us of our responsibilities and the need to be practical. Like fixing that leaky faucet or finally learning how to fold a fitted sheet. Can't we just go back to watching TV? #SaturnInPisces #AdultingIsHard

Uranus in Taurus is sparking some rebellious energy. It's like when you decide to wear mismatched socks because, well, why not? Life's too short for matching footwear. #UranusInTaurus #MismatchedSocksRevolution

Neptune is also lounging in Pisces, inspiring us to get creative. So go ahead, paint that masterpiece or compose that symphony. Or, in my case, try to figure out how to turn a pumpkin into a functioning time machine. #NeptuneInPisces #TimeTravelingPumpkin

Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is encouraging transformation. It's like when you decide to cut your own hair and end up looking like a disgruntled poodle. Embrace the change, my friends! #

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 07 degrees, 38' 27", at a velocity of 11.82 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.2 days old. It is 404030.46 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The IMF trended towards background levels after Bt peaked around 11 nT early in the day due to weak HSS and transient influences. Bz was mostly southward for the first half of the day, reaching -10 nT briefly. However, winds were generally light by high speed stream standards, averaging just under 400 km/s. The phi angle was predominately negative, but became variable late in the day.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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