By The Chip Witch on Monday, 11 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
11 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

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Welcome, Cosmic Companions!

Oh, boy! Do we have a celestial casserole of cosmic curiosities or what? The planets are playing musical chairs in the sky and we're all invited to the after-party. 🎉

First off, Mercury is in Aries, revving its engines like a teenage drag racer. Expect communication to be as subtle as a sledgehammer on a gong - loud, brash, and impossible to ignore. You might even surprise yourself with a few "Did I really just say that?" moments. #MercuryInAries #FootInMouthSyndrome

Venus and Mars both shimmying in Aquarius? That's like two awkward nerds slow-dancing at prom. Your love life might take a strange, yet fascinating turn. Expect unconventional expressions of affection and perhaps an unusual attraction to folks who can solve Rubik's cubes in under a minute. #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius #GeekLove

Jupiter reclining in Taurus like a well-fed king? Be prepared for an abundance of comfort, but also an increased risk of becoming a couch potato. Remember, it's not laziness if you're contemplating the mysteries of the universe...or deciding whether to get the queso or guacamole. #JupiterInTaurus #DeepThoughtsDeepDips

Saturn in Pisces might have you feeling like you're swimming upstream, but don't despair. Even salmon get to spawn at the end of their journey! Keep pushing through the current. It's character-building, or whatever Saturn's excuse is this time. #SaturnInPisces #SwimmingWithTheFishies

Uranus in Taurus could bring about change as subtle as a bull in a china shop. Brace yourself for upheaval, but remember: it's not destruction, it's 'creative rearranging'. #UranusInTaurus #BullInAChinaShop

Neptune in Pisces has everyone's imagination going for a deep-sea dive. Don't be surprised if your dreams get weirder than a David Lynch film. The line between fantasy and reality? Blurred, like your vision after one too many margaritas. #NeptuneInPisces #DreamALittleDream

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aries, at 03 degrees, 36' 09", at a velocity of 15.16 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 1 days old. It is 363951.6 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected a slightly enhanced environment. Total magnetic field strength reached 5 nT and the Bz component varied weakly from +5/-3 nT. Solar wind speeds were observed between ~390-470 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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