By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 13 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
13 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, warp my nacelles and call me a Trekkie! You've found yourself in the middle of a cosmic confluence that'd make even a Vulcan raise an eyebrow. Hold onto your tricorders, folks, because we're going on a star trek of our own!

Mercury in Aries: This is like Captain Janeway trying to negotiate with a particularly stubborn Kazon. Mercury is all about communication, and Aries brings the fire. Expect spirited debates that could rival a heated round of 3D chess. Just remember, there's no universal translator for rudeness! #SpeakSoftlyButCarryABigStick

Venus in Pisces: Venus is doing its best Counselor Troi impression, tuning into the emotions of everyone around it. In Pisces, this planet of love is all about compassion and understanding. It's like finding a warm, fuzzy Tribble in your cold, sterile Starfleet quarters. #SpreadTheLove

Mars in Aquarius: Think of this as Worf attending a peace conference with the Romulans. Mars is the God of War, but in Aquarius, it's forced to think outside the box. You might feel like you're stuck in a holodeck program gone wrong, but keep your phasers set to stun and you'll come out on top. #KeepCalmAndCarryOn

Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter has parked itself in Taurus like a Galaxy-class starship in orbit around Risa. There's a sense of abundance and growth, but remember, replicators don't make real food. Keep your feet on the ground, even when floating in zero-gravity. #StayGrounded

Saturn in Pisces: Saturn is playing the role of the wise Vulcan elder, dispensing wisdom and lessons. In the emotional waters of Pisces, this might feel like you're stuck in a time loop with Q. Keep your wits about you, and you might just learn something valuable. #WisdomWednesday

Uranus in Taurus: Uranus is shaking things up like a warp core breach in Taurus' stable fields. Expect the unexpected, and remember - shields up! You never know what's coming in from the Delta Quadrant. #ExpectTheUnexpected

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 03 degrees, 22' 10", at a velocity of 14.53 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.3 days old. It is 368748.43 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected diminishing influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 6 nT while Bz turned predominantly north with a brief period of southward incursions to -5 nT. Solar wind speeds varied between a low of 350 km/s to a high near 450 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation through the period.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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