By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 18 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
18 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today's Astral Weather Report:

Hey there, stardust siblings! You're rocking with Barbarella, your favorite space-traveling astro nerd, here to give you the cosmic lowdown. Now, let's get groovy with the planetary retrograde rundown! 🌌🔭

First up, we have Mercury hanging out in Aries. Oh boy, what a combo! It's like pairing a rocket with a racecar. Expect your communication to go from 0 to 60 real quick, and try not to text faster than your thumbs can handle - typos, ahoy! #MercuryInAries #FastAndFuriousCommunication 🚀🏎️

Venus is currently doing the backstroke in Pisces. Talk about a romantic whirlpool! Love is deep, dreamy, and might leave you feeling a little waterlogged. Don't forget your emotional snorkeling gear! #VenusInPisces #DeepSeaLoveDive 🌊💖

Mars, our favorite red planet, is chilling in Aquarius. It's like a spaceman at a Star Trek convention. There's innovation, there's rebellion, and there might be a cosplay contest. Embrace the weird, my friends. #MarsInAquarius #LiveLongAndProsper 🖖👽

Jupiter in Taurus? That's like a space cow jumping over the moon! This is prime time for expanding those financial horizons and making cosmic cash cows. #JupiterInTaurus #MoonsOverMyHammy 🐮💰

Saturn in Pisces? Well, that's a bit like Spock at a poetry slam. It's all about balancing logical decisions with emotional intelligence. Remember, it's okay to cry at math problems. #SaturnInPisces #LogicMeetsEmotion 🖖😢

Uranus and Pluto are both hanging out in Taurus and Aquarius, respectively. That's right, we've got a cosmic bull and a celestial water bearer on the scene. Expect some earth-shattering changes and revolutionary ideas to pop up! #UranusInTaurus #PlutoInAquarius #ShakeItUp 🌍💡

And finally, Neptune is also splashing around in Pisces

The Moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 10 degrees, 43' 41", at a velocity of 12.53 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. It is 391363.8 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were between 260-400 km/s. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT. Phi angle was oriented in the positive sector.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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