Retrograde Report for 22 March, 2024

There are no planets in retrograde!

Alright, space nerds, grab your telescopes and buckle up for a cosmic roller coaster ride, because things are about to get wilder than a UFO sighting at Area 51. #GalaxyGiggles

Let's start with Mercury, the planet of communication, hanging out in fiery Aries. Expect passionate debates about Star Trek vs Star Wars, and if anyone tells you that Han shot first, remember to keep your cool. #MayTheForceBeWithYou

Venus, the planet of love, is chilling in dreamy Pisces. Your romantic life might feel like a sci-fi movie - exciting, unpredictable, and full of aliens (read: weirdos). But hey, who said aliens can't be cute? #LoveIsUniversal

Mars in Aquarius is like Spock doing the Vulcan salute - it's all about logic, freedom and innovation. You'll find yourself inventing new ways to open a pickle jar or debating the possibility of teleportation. Just remember, don't go full Scotty! #BeamMeUp

Jupiter in Taurus is your lucky star. It's like finding a perfect replica of the Millennium Falcon on eBay. You'll feel prosperous, grounded, and possibly develop an obsession with cheese. #CheeseIsLife

Saturn in Pisces, Uranus in Taurus, Neptune in Pisces - it's like a planetary cluster of wisdom, rebellion, dreams, and confusion. It's like figuring out the plot of 'Inception' while on a caffeine high. Good luck with that! #MindBender

And finally, Pluto in Aquarius. Yes, I know, Pluto is not a planet (Thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson), but it still has its cosmic influence. Expect transformative changes. One day you're a regular Joe, the next day you're debating quantum physics in your sleep. #PlutoStillMatters

There you have it, folks! Your nerdy, funny, astrological roller coaster. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's about horoscope hilarity! #AstroNerd

The moon is currently in Leo, at 29 degrees, 10' 17", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. It is 404151.3 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Solar wind parameters indicated the anticipated arrival of a CME that left the sun on 17 Mar. At approximately 21/0225 UTC total field values abruptly increased to 14-15 nT. The Bz component rotated southward to a maximum of -12 nT, with a couple periods of prolonged southward Bz observed after 21/1115 UTC and 21/1520 UTC.

There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 45% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.