Retrograde Report for 1 April, 2024

There are no planets in retrograde!

If we look at our celestial map, Mercury is hanging out in Aries, bringing a whole new level of "hot-headed" to communication. Just remember, people may not get your Star Trek references or your carefully constructed puns. Keep calm and carry on, my friends. #MercuryInAries #ExplainTheJokeAgain.

Meanwhile, Venus, Mars, AND Saturn have all decided to have a little pool party in Pisces. This is like the Avengers assembling but instead of saving the world, they're just creating emotional tsunamis and stirring up some deep-seated issues. So, if you find yourself crying over spilled milk or picking a fight with your toaster, don't worry, it's just the planetary vibes. #VenusMarsSaturnPisces #WhyIsMyToasterArguingBack

Jupiter, the big cheese in our solar system, is lounging around in Taurus. Big Jup' is all about indulgence, and Taurus, well, they love their creature comforts. So if you've been craving that triple-chocolate-fudge-super-mega-deluxe ice cream, go ahead, live a little! Or a lot. #JupiterInTaurus #DietStartsTomorrow

Uranus is chilling in Taurus too, but he's more the mad scientist type, so expect some unexpected changes in your routine. Like, one day you're rocking a man-bun, and the next you're sporting a neon mohawk. You know, just Uranus things. #UranusInTaurus #WhyIsMyHairGlowing

Neptune's also in Pisces, so dreams and intuition will be on high. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find the solution to cold fusion...in a dream about surfing dolphins. #NeptuneInPisces #EurekaMoment

And last but not least, Pluto is hanging out in Aquarius, like some sort of astrological hipster. Expect transformation in unconventional ways. Like, one day you're into coffee, the next, it's all about that matcha tea life. #PlutoInAquarius #MatchaIsTheNewCoffee

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 01 degrees, 03' 36", at a velocity of 13.2 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. It is 379406.4 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Solar wind parameters suggested the transition from a CIR into a positive polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength decreased from 12 nT to ~7 nT early in the period. Bz was briefly oriented as far south as -10 nT between 31/0000-0300 UTC but was primarily northward for the rest of the reporting period. Solar wind speeds were observed around 500 km/s for the first half of the day and declined to near 450 km/s over the latter half. Phi angle was in the positive sector.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.