By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 04 April 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
4 April, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Hello, my celestial buddies! It seems like we're in a bit of a "Terminator" situation here with all these planets in retrograde. You might find yourself saying, "Come with me if you want to live!" to your sanity. Let's break it down.

First off, Mercury is in Aries, which means communication might be as fiery as a T-800's plasma rifle. Expect to be misunderstood a bit more often than usual - just remember, they're not as familiar with your personal dialect of technobabble. #MercuryInAries #SpeakNoEvil

Venus is lounging in Pisces, making us all feel a bit more romantic and dreamy. But be careful - you don’t want to be swept away by an illusion of love only to wake up and realize it was just a T-1000 in disguise. #VenusInPisces #LoveIsABattlefield

Mars, too, is in Pisces, which might make you think it's time to lay down your weapons and go with the flow. But remember, even a Terminator can learn patience and non-violence...well, sorta. #MarsInPisces #PacifistWarrior

Jupiter in Taurus is going to have us feeling as optimistic as John Connor leading the human resistance. Just remember, even in the face of a robot apocalypse, there's always room for hope! #JupiterInTaurus #RiseOfTheHumans

Saturn in Pisces is all about learning the tough lessons. Think of it as your personal T-850, it's tough but it's here to help you grow. Expect some deep emotional lessons coming your way. #SaturnInPisces #ToughLove

Uranus in Taurus might be shaking things up a bit, like a surprise Skynet attack. But remember, change is good and sometimes necessary. Just hold on tight! #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsComing

Neptune in Pisces is blurring the lines between reality and fantasy, just like those fancy holograms the Terminators use. Keep your feet on the ground, my friends. #NeptuneInPisces #RealityCheck

And finally, Pluto in Aquarius is all about transformation.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 12 degrees, 19' 27", at a velocity of 14.32 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. It is 367313.16 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected weakening positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field ranged 3-7 nT, the Bz component was +/- 5 nT and solar wind speeds decreased from ~460 km/s to just below 400 km/s by the end of period. Phi was predominantly oriented in a positive solar sector.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 26 Ari 54' 34"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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