"Crabby Cancers, Unite! Galactic High Tide Rolls In, So Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves with Your Inner Cylon!" 🦀🌊🤖
The next Cancer will start in 78 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023
The Moon moves to Cancer in 20 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 83 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
Venus moves to Cancer in 33 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023
Mars is currently in Cancer
The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Dearest Crabby Cancers, grab your telescopes, selfie sticks, and an extra helping of moon pies because it's time for your hilariously nerdy horoscope with a sprinkle of cosmic stardust! 🌌🔮✨
Mars is currently crashing at your pad, and you know what that means: PARTY TIME! 🔥🦀 But don't worry, this isn't the kind of party where you have to make small talk with Aunt Bertha about her cat's newly discovered allergy to gluten. (Although, who are we kidding? You secretly love those parties too!)
With Mars in Cancer, you're going to feel like Garibaldi on a spacewalk – ready to take charge, kick some intergalactic butt, and maybe even find yourself a new alien BFF. 👽🤝 Just remember to stay true to your sensitive Cancerian nature and don't let the Martian energy turn you into a crabzilla! 🦀😱
The Full Moon is 13.9 days old – a teenager in lunar years! So, it's no surprise that it's giving you all the feels. Embrace your inner moon child and use this cosmic energy to let your creativity flow like the lava rivers of Io. 🌕✍️🎨
But wait, there's more! The alignment of the stellar bodies is also urging you to reach out to those humanoids you call friends and family. Maybe plan a socially-distanced picnic or a holographic game night. Let's face it, we all need some quality time with our favorite Earthlings during these space-times. 🌎💞👨👩👧👦
So, dear Cancer, buckle up and enjoy the ride through the cosmos! Keep your antennae tuned to love, laughter, and the beauty of the universe. And remember, no matter how far you travel through space, there's no place like your cozy shell. 🚀🏡🌟
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